Take the human out of the equation, and imagine masturbating with the real thing, a human ass or vagina. Which feels better? No necrophilia jokes please.
Dick Feels Better In Ass or Vagina?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 1, 2018 2:26 AM |
What is wrong with you, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 17, 2013 3:09 AM |
[quote]What is wrong with you, OP?
Is the new tagline for DL for 2013.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 17, 2013 3:11 AM |
I don't know, but a man's nice clean ASS definitely tastes better than a nasty ole vajayjay
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 17, 2013 3:13 AM |
No question, vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 17, 2013 3:23 AM |
Last year's answers were better
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 17, 2013 3:23 AM |
0/10.
No one (at least, I hope not) can "imagine" just each hole with nothing attached to it.
However, vaginas are better-anatomically-suited for penis.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 17, 2013 3:27 AM |
So similar to a fleshlight? Taking the human out of the equation, it just feels like a tight(hopefully) tissued hole.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 17, 2013 3:31 AM |
Vagine would be self-lubricating.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 17, 2013 3:34 AM |
Let me put it this way - ass is strictly for exit only. Vagina is a two-way highway to heaven.
You do the math.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 17, 2013 3:37 AM |
All penetration is rape. But cake helps.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 17, 2013 3:37 AM |
Ass is better because there is a goal (the prostate). Vagina is just like fucking a rolled up magazine. No offense of course to our distaff friends.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 17, 2013 3:38 AM |
Being bisexual, I can tell you that, for me, the asshole gives better physical stimulation, the vagina gives better psychological stimulation. The vagina is not nearly as tight as anus, but the biggest drawback compared to the anus is that the penis only goes about 4 inches into it before the head of the penis hits the cervix. Rubbing the head of the dick against the cervix feels great, but when you start stroking and the dick bangs into the cervix, women don't like that. The caveat is that the person taking dick in the asshole has to be able to relax the anal sphincter. They can hurt you if they clamp it down on your dick. But if it is just normally tight and not clamped down, you get your dick all the way in, and hold it there, it fits around the base of your dick like a cock ring, and you feel your dick swell to full engorgement, and at the same time you can feel all the muscles of the colon contracting and giving your dick a massage. I'm making myself horny thinking about it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 17, 2013 3:41 AM |
R12, what is a cervix?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 17, 2013 3:44 AM |
It is obvious that R12 has fucked a grand total of one woman. Or multiple women with uncommonly short vaginas.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 17, 2013 3:44 AM |
"uncommonly short vaginas"
Wait. Vaginas have length or height? Could someone do a quick rundown of what exactly vaginas are?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 17, 2013 3:48 AM |
Ha, it's true, R14. Women have "goals". They have G-spots and deep spots (posterior to the cervix), and the canal can stretch way more than 4 inches.
Females have prostates, too. They're stimulated from the front wall of the vag.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 17, 2013 3:50 AM |
I can't find any of this on Google Maps.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 17, 2013 3:52 AM |
Yes, R15, vaginas have length. How else would a penis go in or a baby come out? I hope you're not being serious because that would just be sad.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 17, 2013 3:54 AM |
So length = depth? Sorry, I was always bad at math.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 17, 2013 3:59 AM |
ASS is the new vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 17, 2013 4:10 AM |
That's right, R14, I have never had sex with any other woman besides my wife. We got married on June 2, 1972, a week after we both graduated from high school. But after three babies and a lot of medical care for endometriosis, no doctor has ever mentioned her anatomy being different from any other woman. I've never used a tape measure on either of us, but four inches seems about right to me. My fingers are not very long, not nearly as long as my dick, and I can rub her cervix with my fingers.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 17, 2013 4:11 AM |
Perhaps r12 is fucking unaroused women.
Just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis, sex toy, etc. For some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix (neck of the uterus) is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misconception. Think of the vaginal canal as a sleeve. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 17, 2013 4:12 AM |
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CERVIX?!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 17, 2013 4:12 AM |
Vagina is like earrings
Ass is like caftans
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 17, 2013 4:12 AM |
Oh lord. Mamma once said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" - but I think you found one OP! To generalize whether ass or kitty feels better is absurd. Of course the perspective of the fucker weights the answers. And no two asses or kitties are alike. There are cherry asses and well-fucked asses and blown out asses and asses trained to snap back. There are tight kitties and cavernous kitties and juicy kitties. Cocks are big and heavy or skinny or stubby, some curve to one side or up or down or are ramrods. So what is relevant is fit and compatibility. One thing is sure: everyone should do kegels. Kegels make your erections stronger, your asshokes tighter and give your kitties claws. Step up your game.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 17, 2013 4:13 AM |
[quote]the cervix (neck of the uterus)
Sorry, got excited before. I like learning new things. So, if the cervix is the neck of the uterus, what is the head? And also, what is a uterus? Don't only pregnant women have those?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 17, 2013 4:17 AM |
Sorry, r26, only one vagina lesson per day.
P.S. I think you might be hopeless.
OK, here, I'll link to an easy-peasy diagram below. Don't worry, it's nothing graphic. The head is the uterus itself. The cervix is the entrance to the uterus.
And as for what a uterus is? Are you for real? It's the organ where a baby forms. All healthy women have them, regardless of whether there's a baby in there or not.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 17, 2013 4:36 AM |
Well, I don't have a vagina. However, a dick in my ass hurts like a motherfucker, so I haven't done that particular act in more than 30 years. And I don't miss it or want it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 17, 2013 5:24 AM |
[quote] We got married on June 2, 1972, a week after we both graduated from high school.
R12/R21 is fucking stretched out grandpa asses and shriveled grandma vagina. No one listen to him!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 17, 2013 5:47 AM |
[quote]One thing is sure: everyone should do kegels. Kegels make your erections stronger, your asshokes tighter and give your kitties claws. Step up your game.
Ha! I love that you said that. Thank you for that.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 17, 2013 6:04 AM |
So when do I get Tad to take the Kegels out?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 17, 2013 6:29 AM |
The vage and the peen were tailor made for one another. The pussy gets wet when the woman gets ts turned on and that natural lubrication works almost every time. There are also a million different positions you could do with the vage/peen combo as well.
The mussy on the other hand is fabulous too. It's not as deep and you need a ton of lube but it feels nice to cum inside someone's asshole or puss-he. Gay guys are more fun when it comes to anal, women can take more work to pleasure that way. Women also have hangups about it too.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 17, 2013 1:43 PM |
WIth a few rhymes thrown in, r25's post would make a fantastic Broadway show ditty, with the first line as a little spoken intro...
Give me a C. A bouncy C!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 17, 2013 1:59 PM |
I like both, but sometimes ass is too tight (I'm very very thick) to the point of hurting my cock. Pussy molds itself better.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 17, 2013 2:03 PM |
"They have G-spots and deep spots (posterior to the cervix), and the canal can stretch way more than 4 inches."
Bullshit. It is short, 3 to 5 inches at most, and 5 is unusual. Pounding into the cervix feels like you're being punched in the stomach. And it's about time you porn-fed looneys get over the G-spot fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 17, 2013 2:04 PM |
y dick self lubes, feels natural to me in a tight ass
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 17, 2013 2:25 PM |
Porn-fed looneys? Try woman with a G spot.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 17, 2013 2:32 PM |
Vagina doesn't leave poo on your wang.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 17, 2013 2:32 PM |
ASS!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 17, 2013 2:34 PM |
R35 clearly has no vagina, or is a frigid frau.
A 7" dildo does not enter the Twilight Zone after the first 3-5" of a vagina. I've never bottomed out during sex without going over that much. You can bottom out at the cervix in 4" inches, only if the woman is not turned on at all.
The g-spot is an objectively observable thing if you've ever aroused a woman, and yes, women can ejaculate.
Someone like you commenting on vaginas and g-spots would be like me telling people that all penises are soft and cannot ejaculate.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 17, 2013 3:02 PM |
The male g spot can be stimulated during anal sex as well. A good blow job should include sucking on a peen,teabagging and stimulation/licking/sucking of the male g spot.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 17, 2013 3:10 PM |
I don´t want to know ANYTHING about vaginas. I´ll just continue to think they are like baby aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 17, 2013 3:30 PM |
[quote]Dick Feels Better In Ass or Vagina?
Is this another caveman parody?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 17, 2013 3:41 PM |
R40, you make me laugh. Are you a comedian?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 17, 2013 3:43 PM |
R44, I am not a comedian. I am just a nice lady that has checked many vaginas personally, and sex education is part of my job.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 17, 2013 3:51 PM |
Pussy wins.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 17, 2013 3:59 PM |
Women do NOT have prostates. Geesh.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 17, 2013 4:14 PM |
Vagina.
Millions of years of evolution can't be wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 17, 2013 4:16 PM |
From personal experience?
Men and their asses.
No contest.
But of course that's taking everything human (sexual identification, other stimuli, relationships) out of it.
And if you're doing that, you might as well saw glory hole mouth.
Yes. What's wrong with you, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 17, 2013 4:24 PM |
Well, let's see what gay boys really think about vaginas, shall we?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 18, 2013 5:17 AM |
!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 18, 2013 2:03 PM |
"Females have prostates, too."
Either you are speaking metaphorically to communicate that a vagina can experience pleasure from penetration because of the G spot or you are completely and utterly mistaken. Women do not have prostates.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 18, 2013 2:28 PM |
There is no generic ass or vagina. Which is why men compare the quality of ass or vagina they are getting, not to each other, but to other respective asses and vaginas.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 18, 2013 2:29 PM |
The G Spot is analagous to the prostate meaning that when sex differentiation occurrs in the womb, what becomes the prostate in a male fetus becomes the G Spot in a female fetus.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 18, 2013 4:50 PM |
I'll let you know once my boyfriend has his penis inverted into a mangina... Can't wait to fuck both holes.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 18, 2013 4:56 PM |
I'm laughing so hard at this thread I'm practically in tears.
Of course, the idea that anyone can know as little about human anatomy as some posting here is enough to bring one to tears of many types.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 18, 2013 5:02 PM |
Stephen Fry: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"
We may all be twat droppings, but we grow up to be ass monsters, twat monsters, cock monsters, or some hybrid thereof.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 18, 2013 5:32 PM |
Personally, I like ass better, and specifically a man's ass. The vagines I've fucked have been nice for the most part, but there's no bigger turn off than trying to fuck a loose pussy. It's TOO accommodating, too wet, and the walls are too wide to give your dick a good sensation. And women don't respond to getting their ass fucked like a man. I've never fucked a man whose ass didn't feel good and who didn't love getting it.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 18, 2013 6:10 PM |
[quote]Women do NOT have prostates.
They do. It's completely homologous to the "male prostate" except divided, has been called the "Skene's glands" for quite some time, and is just now being more popularly called the "female prostate" by some biologists, which is kind of dumb. That's like saying "female liver."
These glands fill with prostatic fluid. It's what women expel when they squirt, most often after direct G-spot stim.
Be foolish, but don't be arrogant about your foolishness.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 18, 2013 6:23 PM |
[quote]The G Spot is analagous to the prostate meaning that when sex differentiation occurrs in the womb, what becomes the prostate in a male fetus becomes the G Spot in a female fetus.
No. There are actual spaces that fill with prostate fluid. Separate from the Gspot area.
Just making sure everyone finally has this concept together.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 18, 2013 6:25 PM |
I prefer sucking cock and balls to using either an ass or a vajayjay.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 18, 2013 6:33 PM |
Ass feels better
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 20, 2013 2:17 PM |
It's obvious that Ass is out in front in this thread, with Vagina in the rear.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 22, 2013 7:49 PM |
I wish our friends who did not speak English fluently would refrain from posting threads. I mean, we're glad you're in our country busing our tables and cleaning our homes and all that, but if you could just stop trying to actually converse, that would be FABULOUS.
Kisses, doll!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 22, 2013 8:06 PM |
fuck anyone , reply
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 20, 2013 4:41 PM |
[quote]Oh lord. Mamma once said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" - but I think you found one OP!
And my mamma always said, "There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people."
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 20, 2013 4:49 PM |
I appreciate the economy of OP's thread title
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 20, 2013 4:51 PM |
I would imagine ass with a great lube.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 20, 2013 4:55 PM |
Vagina stinks and you can't clean it.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 20, 2013 5:09 PM |
Women don't have orgasms. It's impossible.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 20, 2013 5:15 PM |
Speaking as a guy with a huge dick, tightness is way overrated, which gives pussy the edge over ass. The most enjoyable times I've had fucking ass were when the ass was not particularly tight and could accommodate a huge cock with relative ease. It felt a lot better for me and they seemed to enjoy themselves a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 20, 2013 5:20 PM |
I've fucked 21 pussies and 4 asses, and I would say hands down pussies are better. One word. Kegels. You know how when you have a boner, you can flex your dick, and it jumps up. When girls flex the same muscle, their pussies turn SUPER tight. If girls work out that muscle, they stay super tight. I think the only people that think assholes are tighter are people who haven't had sex longer than 3 minutes. Pussies get tighter and tighter the longer you fuck them, AND girls can make them tight on command. Assholes get looser and looser as the fuck goes on, and if they tighten their asshole mid fuck it hurts them like hell (unlike a kegel that feels as good for them as when you flex your dick in a pussy.) All in all sometimes I'll do anal because it's fun to mix things up. Also, blowjob trumps the HELL out of anal as far as feeling goes. When they suck the tip of your cock it activates 100 percent of the pleasure nerves around the underside of the head of your penis (the most intense) at the same time. Anal sex/normal sex even at it's best can only hope to activate 10 percent.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 31, 2014 11:19 AM |
Pussy feels better but women are difficult to deal with.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 31, 2014 11:37 AM |
Who'd want to fuck a gaping, smelly hatchet wound?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 31, 2014 12:05 PM |
Agree R22.
Also 3-4 inches of vagina is plenty since it expands and elongates and most penises are 5 in. The Lord God knew what he was doing when he designed the vagina.
Also there is no such thing as colon massaging the penis R12. The colon is much wider than the average penis. More likely it is the rectum that the penis encounters right after the anus, as that is about 4-5 in long. Doesn't grip either.
Overall, the vagina is a better fuck, being self lubricating and muscular the entire length so it sheaths the whole penis during intercourse. Assholes dilate after some fucking and gape open.
Fucked both holes, but prefer to fuck a guy because I am gay.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 31, 2014 12:10 PM |
"Threads you won't see on any other gay forum, except Datalounge -- for $200 Alex."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 31, 2014 12:12 PM |
r63, from over a year ago, ironic?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 31, 2014 12:20 PM |
Your mom.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 31, 2014 12:41 PM |
[R32] I am gay and I do feel the pleasure of a nice juicy dick in my ass
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 10, 2014 7:17 PM |
Insertion of a dick into an ass is simply hands-free masturbation, since "Intercourse" can only take place between a man and woman.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 10, 2014 7:39 PM |
A pussy is warm, wet, and inviting. A cunt is the woman who owns it.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 10, 2014 7:41 PM |
Interesting, R73.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 10, 2014 11:47 PM |
I am gay and I have boyfriend. Well, he said that is nothing to taste at all at vagina. It doesn't mean he never like or don't want to fuck, but he said when he with me, he got feel it with my tight ass. Plus, I'm first time had with him. And he broke my ass virginity. Lol. My point is,if the guys do love vagina, they won't complain. But if they don't, then end up with unsatisfaction. Ass also will be the answer. It's nothing problem to try new for a couple or married people. Have a good try. Until now we built relationship for 4 yrs. :) hopefully till the end. Lol good days EVERYONE.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 29, 2014 8:47 AM |
R83 = Rodiney
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 29, 2014 8:54 AM |
I'm currently dating a transguy who has a vagina and I must admit it does feel a lot better than ass. I like that we can have spontaneous sex.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 27, 2014 9:40 PM |
Both men I've had anal sex with prefer vagina because it's wet, has a better texture, gushy...it's also tight, not as tight as the anus, but the kegel exercises provide a great sensation when the dicks inside....tightening it more at the right moments. They also prefer the feeling of rubbing the clit while fucking because you can feel the pressure on the dick. Another plus is being able to feel it in more positions.
They're always excited for anal, but I think it's mainly the psychology behind someone allowing them inside their ass...complete dominance.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 28, 2014 12:58 AM |
R47 and R70, a little anatomy lesson for you.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 28, 2014 3:25 AM |
Dick in MY ass
That's the best part
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 28, 2014 3:27 AM |
"both men Ive had anal sex with…"
oh honey. come back when youve had at least 1000 sex partners like the rest of us.
*eyes roll*
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 28, 2014 3:30 AM |
[quote]I'm currently dating a transguy who has a vagina and I must admit it does feel a lot better than ass.
I always forget, does "transguy" mean guy pretending to be a girl, or girl pretending to be a guy?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 28, 2014 4:32 AM |
"transguy" is girl pretending to be guy.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 11, 2014 10:31 PM |
Ass. It's tighter and less stinky, and if it bleeds, it means you didn't use enough lube. Best of all: you can fuck and fuck and fuck and not end up with a paternity suit.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 11, 2014 10:35 PM |
R7, I tissue my hole before I take a crap. Such a time saver!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 11, 2014 10:44 PM |
wtf they fuck every where
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 16, 2014 1:18 AM |
7 billion people and counting, none of them came out of an ass.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 16, 2014 1:41 AM |
feel gud in vagina
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 5, 2014 3:09 PM |
Is there a kegel troll at dl?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 5, 2014 8:34 PM |
@vagina and I (like a lot of of other people) haven't come out of a vagina neither. #CSectionBaby #DOUBLEGOLDSTARGAY
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 1, 2014 3:44 PM |
Dick feels better in nostrils.
Man, I love me some hot moist and tight nostrils to fuck all night long.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 1, 2014 7:50 PM |
@ #CsectionBaby
You entered via vagina
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 1, 2014 8:36 PM |
I hope English is R83's second language.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 1, 2014 8:45 PM |
I'm a bi guy and I'd much rather fuck pussy than ass. A pussy is twitchy and responsive, it squeezes my cock when she orgasms, which is often, happily for both my partner and I. Her ass is tight around the entrance but wide and gaping inside. A dick definitely feels better in my ass though.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 22, 2015 4:26 AM |
Hand.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 22, 2015 4:41 AM |
I fuck my wife with an 8 inch cock and believe me all of it goes in her pussy and hits whatever is at the top of her pussy. We fuck each others brains out. Whoever said that only four inches goes in I can tel you all 8 inches of my cock goes in my wifes pussy every time we fuck. We have never had anal sex but we have talked about it. I have often wondered what anal sex feels like. i had a male acquitance explain anal sex like this. He said Anal sex is all about pleasure. Its not sex it about pleasure. That sounds pretty hot to me.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 9, 2015 1:57 AM |
Vagina is better and its self cleaning and anal sex is great for women as it stimulates the clitoral legs /as you know a penis is really a clitoris that's been pulled out. Also do something take a dump and don't wipe see how it cleans itself naturally
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 8, 2016 2:44 AM |
almost apples to oranges question...depending on differt factors ie how hot is the person you are fucking, how long have you lusted after them, age, mutual and accomidating, flexible and in sync with intensity, lust, creative teaching learning new crazy shit kind of daring and willing to try new dirty things with passion...that said the basic cock inside the luck lay feels different neither is better or bad...pussy is easier to access missionary or when she straddles but doggy can get frustrating if you start to fumble access can be hindered by ass size and flexability unlike a dudes. women's precum is made for dick its far better than lube, it doesnt have many tricks inside she can do once thrusting...she doesnt have the three rings an ass has the tightness airlock suction thing a top loves doesnt take long to max when you fuck around pusinging in and out swelling your mushroom and shaft so you give that "completley stuffed full of your cock...the balls deep sometimes wont happen with some chicks...its like your cock keeps banging into a door until you know not to keep working yout way deeper...I never had this problem with man ass but woman ass is waaay different another story completely....can you belive I was crazy about girls and didnt have problems when I needed a lay...it all changed when a sober driver you barley knew drove me over benedict canyon after a crazy Encino party...too drunk to drive a car but alert enough to fuck...he pulled behind a VONS then came over to my door and before I knew it I was rubbered greased and a guy was riding my wood in a car with the seat pulled back....adam9x6.tublr.com
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 1, 2018 2:26 AM |