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Dick Feels Better In Ass or Vagina?

Take the human out of the equation, and imagine masturbating with the real thing, a human ass or vagina. Which feels better? No necrophilia jokes please.

by Anonymousreply 107September 1, 2018 2:26 AM

What is wrong with you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2013 3:09 AM

[quote]What is wrong with you, OP?

Is the new tagline for DL for 2013.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2013 3:11 AM

I don't know, but a man's nice clean ASS definitely tastes better than a nasty ole vajayjay

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2013 3:13 AM

No question, vagina.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2013 3:23 AM

Last year's answers were better

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2013 3:23 AM

0/10.

No one (at least, I hope not) can "imagine" just each hole with nothing attached to it.

However, vaginas are better-anatomically-suited for penis.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2013 3:27 AM

So similar to a fleshlight? Taking the human out of the equation, it just feels like a tight(hopefully) tissued hole.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2013 3:31 AM

Vagine would be self-lubricating.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2013 3:34 AM

Let me put it this way - ass is strictly for exit only. Vagina is a two-way highway to heaven.

You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2013 3:37 AM

All penetration is rape. But cake helps.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2013 3:37 AM

Ass is better because there is a goal (the prostate). Vagina is just like fucking a rolled up magazine. No offense of course to our distaff friends.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2013 3:38 AM

Being bisexual, I can tell you that, for me, the asshole gives better physical stimulation, the vagina gives better psychological stimulation. The vagina is not nearly as tight as anus, but the biggest drawback compared to the anus is that the penis only goes about 4 inches into it before the head of the penis hits the cervix. Rubbing the head of the dick against the cervix feels great, but when you start stroking and the dick bangs into the cervix, women don't like that. The caveat is that the person taking dick in the asshole has to be able to relax the anal sphincter. They can hurt you if they clamp it down on your dick. But if it is just normally tight and not clamped down, you get your dick all the way in, and hold it there, it fits around the base of your dick like a cock ring, and you feel your dick swell to full engorgement, and at the same time you can feel all the muscles of the colon contracting and giving your dick a massage. I'm making myself horny thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2013 3:41 AM

R12, what is a cervix?

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2013 3:44 AM

It is obvious that R12 has fucked a grand total of one woman. Or multiple women with uncommonly short vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2013 3:44 AM

"uncommonly short vaginas"

Wait. Vaginas have length or height? Could someone do a quick rundown of what exactly vaginas are?

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2013 3:48 AM

Ha, it's true, R14. Women have "goals". They have G-spots and deep spots (posterior to the cervix), and the canal can stretch way more than 4 inches.

Females have prostates, too. They're stimulated from the front wall of the vag.

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2013 3:50 AM

I can't find any of this on Google Maps.

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2013 3:52 AM

Yes, R15, vaginas have length. How else would a penis go in or a baby come out? I hope you're not being serious because that would just be sad.

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2013 3:54 AM

So length = depth? Sorry, I was always bad at math.

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2013 3:59 AM

ASS is the new vagina.

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2013 4:10 AM

That's right, R14, I have never had sex with any other woman besides my wife. We got married on June 2, 1972, a week after we both graduated from high school. But after three babies and a lot of medical care for endometriosis, no doctor has ever mentioned her anatomy being different from any other woman. I've never used a tape measure on either of us, but four inches seems about right to me. My fingers are not very long, not nearly as long as my dick, and I can rub her cervix with my fingers.

by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2013 4:11 AM

Perhaps r12 is fucking unaroused women.

Just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis, sex toy, etc. For some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix (neck of the uterus) is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend.

Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misconception. Think of the vaginal canal as a sleeve. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of it.

by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2013 4:12 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CERVIX?!

by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2013 4:12 AM

Vagina is like earrings

Ass is like caftans

by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2013 4:12 AM

Oh lord. Mamma once said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" - but I think you found one OP! To generalize whether ass or kitty feels better is absurd. Of course the perspective of the fucker weights the answers. And no two asses or kitties are alike. There are cherry asses and well-fucked asses and blown out asses and asses trained to snap back. There are tight kitties and cavernous kitties and juicy kitties. Cocks are big and heavy or skinny or stubby, some curve to one side or up or down or are ramrods. So what is relevant is fit and compatibility. One thing is sure: everyone should do kegels. Kegels make your erections stronger, your asshokes tighter and give your kitties claws. Step up your game.

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2013 4:13 AM

[quote]the cervix (neck of the uterus)

Sorry, got excited before. I like learning new things. So, if the cervix is the neck of the uterus, what is the head? And also, what is a uterus? Don't only pregnant women have those?

by Anonymousreply 26January 17, 2013 4:17 AM

Sorry, r26, only one vagina lesson per day.

P.S. I think you might be hopeless.

OK, here, I'll link to an easy-peasy diagram below. Don't worry, it's nothing graphic. The head is the uterus itself. The cervix is the entrance to the uterus.

And as for what a uterus is? Are you for real? It's the organ where a baby forms. All healthy women have them, regardless of whether there's a baby in there or not.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2013 4:36 AM

Well, I don't have a vagina. However, a dick in my ass hurts like a motherfucker, so I haven't done that particular act in more than 30 years. And I don't miss it or want it.

by Anonymousreply 28January 17, 2013 5:24 AM

[quote] We got married on June 2, 1972, a week after we both graduated from high school.

R12/R21 is fucking stretched out grandpa asses and shriveled grandma vagina. No one listen to him!

by Anonymousreply 29January 17, 2013 5:47 AM

[quote]One thing is sure: everyone should do kegels. Kegels make your erections stronger, your asshokes tighter and give your kitties claws. Step up your game.

Ha! I love that you said that. Thank you for that.

by Anonymousreply 30January 17, 2013 6:04 AM

So when do I get Tad to take the Kegels out?

by Anonymousreply 31January 17, 2013 6:29 AM

The vage and the peen were tailor made for one another. The pussy gets wet when the woman gets ts turned on and that natural lubrication works almost every time. There are also a million different positions you could do with the vage/peen combo as well.

The mussy on the other hand is fabulous too. It's not as deep and you need a ton of lube but it feels nice to cum inside someone's asshole or puss-he. Gay guys are more fun when it comes to anal, women can take more work to pleasure that way. Women also have hangups about it too.

by Anonymousreply 32January 17, 2013 1:43 PM

WIth a few rhymes thrown in, r25's post would make a fantastic Broadway show ditty, with the first line as a little spoken intro...

Give me a C. A bouncy C!

by Anonymousreply 33January 17, 2013 1:59 PM

I like both, but sometimes ass is too tight (I'm very very thick) to the point of hurting my cock. Pussy molds itself better.

by Anonymousreply 34January 17, 2013 2:03 PM

"They have G-spots and deep spots (posterior to the cervix), and the canal can stretch way more than 4 inches."

Bullshit. It is short, 3 to 5 inches at most, and 5 is unusual. Pounding into the cervix feels like you're being punched in the stomach. And it's about time you porn-fed looneys get over the G-spot fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 35January 17, 2013 2:04 PM

y dick self lubes, feels natural to me in a tight ass

by Anonymousreply 36January 17, 2013 2:25 PM

Porn-fed looneys? Try woman with a G spot.

by Anonymousreply 37January 17, 2013 2:32 PM

Vagina doesn't leave poo on your wang.

by Anonymousreply 38January 17, 2013 2:32 PM

ASS!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39January 17, 2013 2:34 PM

R35 clearly has no vagina, or is a frigid frau.

A 7" dildo does not enter the Twilight Zone after the first 3-5" of a vagina. I've never bottomed out during sex without going over that much. You can bottom out at the cervix in 4" inches, only if the woman is not turned on at all.

The g-spot is an objectively observable thing if you've ever aroused a woman, and yes, women can ejaculate.

Someone like you commenting on vaginas and g-spots would be like me telling people that all penises are soft and cannot ejaculate.

by Anonymousreply 40January 17, 2013 3:02 PM

The male g spot can be stimulated during anal sex as well. A good blow job should include sucking on a peen,teabagging and stimulation/licking/sucking of the male g spot.

by Anonymousreply 41January 17, 2013 3:10 PM

I don´t want to know ANYTHING about vaginas. I´ll just continue to think they are like baby aliens.

by Anonymousreply 42January 17, 2013 3:30 PM

[quote]Dick Feels Better In Ass or Vagina?

Is this another caveman parody?

by Anonymousreply 43January 17, 2013 3:41 PM

R40, you make me laugh. Are you a comedian?

by Anonymousreply 44January 17, 2013 3:43 PM

R44, I am not a comedian. I am just a nice lady that has checked many vaginas personally, and sex education is part of my job.

by Anonymousreply 45January 17, 2013 3:51 PM

Pussy wins.

by Anonymousreply 46January 17, 2013 3:59 PM

Women do NOT have prostates. Geesh.

by Anonymousreply 47January 17, 2013 4:14 PM

Vagina.

Millions of years of evolution can't be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 48January 17, 2013 4:16 PM

From personal experience?

Men and their asses.

No contest.

But of course that's taking everything human (sexual identification, other stimuli, relationships) out of it.

And if you're doing that, you might as well saw glory hole mouth.

Yes. What's wrong with you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 49January 17, 2013 4:24 PM

Well, let's see what gay boys really think about vaginas, shall we?

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by Anonymousreply 50January 18, 2013 5:17 AM

!

by Anonymousreply 51January 18, 2013 2:03 PM

"Females have prostates, too."

Either you are speaking metaphorically to communicate that a vagina can experience pleasure from penetration because of the G spot or you are completely and utterly mistaken. Women do not have prostates.

by Anonymousreply 52January 18, 2013 2:28 PM

There is no generic ass or vagina. Which is why men compare the quality of ass or vagina they are getting, not to each other, but to other respective asses and vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 53January 18, 2013 2:29 PM

The G Spot is analagous to the prostate meaning that when sex differentiation occurrs in the womb, what becomes the prostate in a male fetus becomes the G Spot in a female fetus.

by Anonymousreply 54January 18, 2013 4:50 PM

I'll let you know once my boyfriend has his penis inverted into a mangina... Can't wait to fuck both holes.

by Anonymousreply 55January 18, 2013 4:56 PM

I'm laughing so hard at this thread I'm practically in tears.

Of course, the idea that anyone can know as little about human anatomy as some posting here is enough to bring one to tears of many types.

by Anonymousreply 56January 18, 2013 5:02 PM

Stephen Fry: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"

We may all be twat droppings, but we grow up to be ass monsters, twat monsters, cock monsters, or some hybrid thereof.

by Anonymousreply 57January 18, 2013 5:32 PM

Personally, I like ass better, and specifically a man's ass. The vagines I've fucked have been nice for the most part, but there's no bigger turn off than trying to fuck a loose pussy. It's TOO accommodating, too wet, and the walls are too wide to give your dick a good sensation. And women don't respond to getting their ass fucked like a man. I've never fucked a man whose ass didn't feel good and who didn't love getting it.

by Anonymousreply 58January 18, 2013 6:10 PM

[quote]Women do NOT have prostates.

They do. It's completely homologous to the "male prostate" except divided, has been called the "Skene's glands" for quite some time, and is just now being more popularly called the "female prostate" by some biologists, which is kind of dumb. That's like saying "female liver."

These glands fill with prostatic fluid. It's what women expel when they squirt, most often after direct G-spot stim.

Be foolish, but don't be arrogant about your foolishness.

by Anonymousreply 59January 18, 2013 6:23 PM

[quote]The G Spot is analagous to the prostate meaning that when sex differentiation occurrs in the womb, what becomes the prostate in a male fetus becomes the G Spot in a female fetus.

No. There are actual spaces that fill with prostate fluid. Separate from the Gspot area.

Just making sure everyone finally has this concept together.

by Anonymousreply 60January 18, 2013 6:25 PM

I prefer sucking cock and balls to using either an ass or a vajayjay.

by Anonymousreply 61January 18, 2013 6:33 PM

Ass feels better

by Anonymousreply 62January 20, 2013 2:17 PM

It's obvious that Ass is out in front in this thread, with Vagina in the rear.

by Anonymousreply 63January 22, 2013 7:49 PM

I wish our friends who did not speak English fluently would refrain from posting threads. I mean, we're glad you're in our country busing our tables and cleaning our homes and all that, but if you could just stop trying to actually converse, that would be FABULOUS.

Kisses, doll!

by Anonymousreply 64January 22, 2013 8:06 PM

fuck anyone , reply

by Anonymousreply 65November 20, 2013 4:41 PM

[quote]Oh lord. Mamma once said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" - but I think you found one OP!

And my mamma always said, "There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people."

by Anonymousreply 66November 20, 2013 4:49 PM

I appreciate the economy of OP's thread title

by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2013 4:51 PM

I would imagine ass with a great lube.

by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2013 4:55 PM

Vagina stinks and you can't clean it.

by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2013 5:09 PM

Women don't have orgasms. It's impossible.

by Anonymousreply 70November 20, 2013 5:15 PM

Speaking as a guy with a huge dick, tightness is way overrated, which gives pussy the edge over ass. The most enjoyable times I've had fucking ass were when the ass was not particularly tight and could accommodate a huge cock with relative ease. It felt a lot better for me and they seemed to enjoy themselves a lot.

by Anonymousreply 71November 20, 2013 5:20 PM

I've fucked 21 pussies and 4 asses, and I would say hands down pussies are better. One word. Kegels. You know how when you have a boner, you can flex your dick, and it jumps up. When girls flex the same muscle, their pussies turn SUPER tight. If girls work out that muscle, they stay super tight. I think the only people that think assholes are tighter are people who haven't had sex longer than 3 minutes. Pussies get tighter and tighter the longer you fuck them, AND girls can make them tight on command. Assholes get looser and looser as the fuck goes on, and if they tighten their asshole mid fuck it hurts them like hell (unlike a kegel that feels as good for them as when you flex your dick in a pussy.) All in all sometimes I'll do anal because it's fun to mix things up. Also, blowjob trumps the HELL out of anal as far as feeling goes. When they suck the tip of your cock it activates 100 percent of the pleasure nerves around the underside of the head of your penis (the most intense) at the same time. Anal sex/normal sex even at it's best can only hope to activate 10 percent.

by Anonymousreply 72March 31, 2014 11:19 AM

Pussy feels better but women are difficult to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 73March 31, 2014 11:37 AM

Who'd want to fuck a gaping, smelly hatchet wound?

by Anonymousreply 74March 31, 2014 12:05 PM

Agree R22.

Also 3-4 inches of vagina is plenty since it expands and elongates and most penises are 5 in. The Lord God knew what he was doing when he designed the vagina.

Also there is no such thing as colon massaging the penis R12. The colon is much wider than the average penis. More likely it is the rectum that the penis encounters right after the anus, as that is about 4-5 in long. Doesn't grip either.

Overall, the vagina is a better fuck, being self lubricating and muscular the entire length so it sheaths the whole penis during intercourse. Assholes dilate after some fucking and gape open.

Fucked both holes, but prefer to fuck a guy because I am gay.

by Anonymousreply 75March 31, 2014 12:10 PM

"Threads you won't see on any other gay forum, except Datalounge -- for $200 Alex."

by Anonymousreply 76March 31, 2014 12:12 PM

r63, from over a year ago, ironic?

by Anonymousreply 77March 31, 2014 12:20 PM

Your mom.

by Anonymousreply 78March 31, 2014 12:41 PM

[R32] I am gay and I do feel the pleasure of a nice juicy dick in my ass

by Anonymousreply 79June 10, 2014 7:17 PM

Insertion of a dick into an ass is simply hands-free masturbation, since "Intercourse" can only take place between a man and woman.

by Anonymousreply 80June 10, 2014 7:39 PM

A pussy is warm, wet, and inviting. A cunt is the woman who owns it.

by Anonymousreply 81June 10, 2014 7:41 PM

Interesting, R73.

by Anonymousreply 82June 10, 2014 11:47 PM

I am gay and I have boyfriend. Well, he said that is nothing to taste at all at vagina. It doesn't mean he never like or don't want to fuck, but he said when he with me, he got feel it with my tight ass. Plus, I'm first time had with him. And he broke my ass virginity. Lol. My point is,if the guys do love vagina, they won't complain. But if they don't, then end up with unsatisfaction. Ass also will be the answer. It's nothing problem to try new for a couple or married people. Have a good try. Until now we built relationship for 4 yrs. :) hopefully till the end. Lol good days EVERYONE.

by Anonymousreply 83June 29, 2014 8:47 AM

R83 = Rodiney

by Anonymousreply 84June 29, 2014 8:54 AM

I'm currently dating a transguy who has a vagina and I must admit it does feel a lot better than ass. I like that we can have spontaneous sex.

by Anonymousreply 85August 27, 2014 9:40 PM

Both men I've had anal sex with prefer vagina because it's wet, has a better texture, gushy...it's also tight, not as tight as the anus, but the kegel exercises provide a great sensation when the dicks inside....tightening it more at the right moments. They also prefer the feeling of rubbing the clit while fucking because you can feel the pressure on the dick. Another plus is being able to feel it in more positions.

They're always excited for anal, but I think it's mainly the psychology behind someone allowing them inside their ass...complete dominance.

by Anonymousreply 86August 28, 2014 12:58 AM

R47 and R70, a little anatomy lesson for you.

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by Anonymousreply 87August 28, 2014 3:25 AM

Dick in MY ass

That's the best part

by Anonymousreply 88August 28, 2014 3:27 AM

"both men Ive had anal sex with…"

oh honey. come back when youve had at least 1000 sex partners like the rest of us.

*eyes roll*

by Anonymousreply 89August 28, 2014 3:30 AM

[quote]I'm currently dating a transguy who has a vagina and I must admit it does feel a lot better than ass.

I always forget, does "transguy" mean guy pretending to be a girl, or girl pretending to be a guy?

by Anonymousreply 90August 28, 2014 4:32 AM

"transguy" is girl pretending to be guy.

by Anonymousreply 91September 11, 2014 10:31 PM

Ass. It's tighter and less stinky, and if it bleeds, it means you didn't use enough lube. Best of all: you can fuck and fuck and fuck and not end up with a paternity suit.

by Anonymousreply 92September 11, 2014 10:35 PM

R7, I tissue my hole before I take a crap. Such a time saver!

by Anonymousreply 93September 11, 2014 10:44 PM

wtf they fuck every where

by Anonymousreply 94September 16, 2014 1:18 AM

7 billion people and counting, none of them came out of an ass.

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by Anonymousreply 95September 16, 2014 1:41 AM

feel gud in vagina

by Anonymousreply 96October 5, 2014 3:09 PM

Is there a kegel troll at dl?

by Anonymousreply 97October 5, 2014 8:34 PM

@vagina and I (like a lot of of other people) haven't come out of a vagina neither. #CSectionBaby #DOUBLEGOLDSTARGAY

by Anonymousreply 98December 1, 2014 3:44 PM

Dick feels better in nostrils.

Man, I love me some hot moist and tight nostrils to fuck all night long.

by Anonymousreply 99December 1, 2014 7:50 PM

@ #CsectionBaby

You entered via vagina

by Anonymousreply 100December 1, 2014 8:36 PM

I hope English is R83's second language.

by Anonymousreply 101December 1, 2014 8:45 PM

I'm a bi guy and I'd much rather fuck pussy than ass. A pussy is twitchy and responsive, it squeezes my cock when she orgasms, which is often, happily for both my partner and I. Her ass is tight around the entrance but wide and gaping inside. A dick definitely feels better in my ass though.

by Anonymousreply 102February 22, 2015 4:26 AM

Hand.

by Anonymousreply 103February 22, 2015 4:41 AM

I fuck my wife with an 8 inch cock and believe me all of it goes in her pussy and hits whatever is at the top of her pussy. We fuck each others brains out. Whoever said that only four inches goes in I can tel you all 8 inches of my cock goes in my wifes pussy every time we fuck. We have never had anal sex but we have talked about it. I have often wondered what anal sex feels like. i had a male acquitance explain anal sex like this. He said Anal sex is all about pleasure. Its not sex it about pleasure. That sounds pretty hot to me.

by Anonymousreply 104March 9, 2015 1:57 AM

Vagina is better and its self cleaning and anal sex is great for women as it stimulates the clitoral legs /as you know a penis is really a clitoris that's been pulled out. Also do something take a dump and don't wipe see how it cleans itself naturally

by Anonymousreply 105April 8, 2016 2:44 AM

almost apples to oranges question...depending on differt factors ie how hot is the person you are fucking, how long have you lusted after them, age, mutual and accomidating, flexible and in sync with intensity, lust, creative teaching learning new crazy shit kind of daring and willing to try new dirty things with passion...that said the basic cock inside the luck lay feels different neither is better or bad...pussy is easier to access missionary or when she straddles but doggy can get frustrating if you start to fumble access can be hindered by ass size and flexability unlike a dudes. women's precum is made for dick its far better than lube, it doesnt have many tricks inside she can do once thrusting...she doesnt have the three rings an ass has the tightness airlock suction thing a top loves doesnt take long to max when you fuck around pusinging in and out swelling your mushroom and shaft so you give that "completley stuffed full of your cock...the balls deep sometimes wont happen with some chicks...its like your cock keeps banging into a door until you know not to keep working yout way deeper...I never had this problem with man ass but woman ass is waaay different another story completely....can you belive I was crazy about girls and didnt have problems when I needed a lay...it all changed when a sober driver you barley knew drove me over benedict canyon after a crazy Encino party...too drunk to drive a car but alert enough to fuck...he pulled behind a VONS then came over to my door and before I knew it I was rubbered greased and a guy was riding my wood in a car with the seat pulled back....adam9x6.tublr.com

by Anonymousreply 106September 1, 2018 2:26 AM
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