Do you realize that it's been two weeks since I've enjoyed the company of a man?

Damn this aching back. I'm like car up on blocks with its engine revving and its wheels spinning. I'm going out of my mind. You've got to help me...you've got to do something.

• Your back hasn't been stretched properly. Bring out the rack!

• OP, you have a real blast if you get your dick hard, tape a firecracker to it, and light it. Guaranteed. Get well soon!

• how about a mercy blow job?

• Enjoyed the company of a man? Well I do declare, Mary Lou, you are sufferin' the tortures of the DAMNED!

  Amanda Wingfield

• Just say a prayer that [italic]I[/italic] find a little something. Why, I haven't fallen in love in [italic]three whole days.[/italic] I'm just ITCHIN' to find somebody with a little imagination!

  Babs%20Johnson

• Yes, I know, Blanche. I've been marking off the days on my Big Ships of the Navy calendar.

  Dorosee