Could you ever date a guy named Ernie?

I couldn't. No offense if your name is Ernie. There are just certain names that make me wince upon hearing them and I have to immediately write you off as a potential mate. You know what I mean?

• I've always thought the name Nancy guaranteed menace with large dollops of insanity.

• Actually I once dated a really hot Italian-American guy from New Jersey named "Ernesto" who went by "Ernie."

• My neighbor's name is Ernie (white southern guy) and his partner is a hot HOT black guy. Great people, great neighbors. I'd date him.

• Oh yes R1, the name Nancy is a curse! Never knew a normal Nancy. Right up there with Betty. When I think of Ernest I think of Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her.

• And YOUR name is...?

• For fuck's sake, it's like Lady Gwendolyn Fairfax. In reverse!

• Not something dorky sounding, R5. THANK GOD!

• [quote]And YOUR name is...? My Name Is Earl.

• I feel the same way about guys named Chuck...and Bruce. No go! Can't do it.

• No. I wouldn't be able to get hard.

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• I've always based my happiness, or lack thereof, on names. I'm so glad to have priorities that make so much sense.

• I've dated an Ernie, a Chuck, and a Bruce and they were all three sex on wheels. Hot mother fuckers all. I'd do 'em all again.

• Girl, who HAVEN'T you dated R12?

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• Well, OP, my long-term partner's name is Ernie. He's the funniest, tenderest, most loving individual I've ever known. We adopted awhile back, and now we're hoping to marry soon, since it recently became legal in our state. I know it's probably not a good idea to reveal your true identity on DL, but when it's right, and if you're proud of who you are and of your "non-traditional" family, then you really want to share it with the world. We wish every gay couple the same love we've found.

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• R13 I haven't dated Tom Selleck yet, but I'm working on that one. LOL.

• I once did, but I would advise against it. He wore a bad toupee and had a limp dick. After I finally got him to fuck my hungry pussy, he ran crawling back to his wife.

  Rose

• It worked for Sophie Tucker.

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• When I was in the Navy I had a room mate named Ernie. He was from El Paso and about the prettiest pussy hound you ever saw

• Date? No. Cohabit? Sure. Fuck? Obviously.

  Burt

• Not all gay guys I've known have been named Fernie, but all guys I've known named Fernie have been gay.

• Just don't marry one.

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• You're luck, R18. I've been to El Paso before. Lots of ridiculously hot Latinos everywhere. And the Army guys at Ft. Bliss can send anyone's hormones into overdrive. That's one surprisingly hot Texas town.

• If he were fit and had the qualities I desired, hell yes.

• Someone's name could possibly determine whether you'd date them? Seriously?

• Did anyone think Ernie Douglas from My Three Sons was hot?

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• Is anyone actually named Ernie?

• I would gladly date this adorable, little closet-case Ernie (at link):

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• I have never known nor even met a male named Ernie. The only Ernie's I've ever heard of are Ernie Kovaks and Ernie Banks and Tennessee Ernie Ford.

• I could date an Ernie before a guy with a male/female name like Taylor or Leslie.

• All should realize the importance of being Earnest.

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• I dated a Bernie and a (ugh)...Sheldon. What can I say? I like little Jewish men with bald spots.

• I love R14.

• ELDERGAY THREAD.

• You're going to die alone, OP.

• Floyd is a turn-off name.

• I'd happily avoid someone like the OP

• Well ,Bert doesn`t have any problem with that.

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• I'd have no problem at all with it...

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• Oh Ernie

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• I know an Earnie.

• Of course, I find nothing wrong with that name; if he has a nice ass to pinch, squeeze, fuck and spank and is a nice, masculine guy then what possible problem could there be? Ernest is a fine name, especially compared to alot of the shit parents name their kids nowadays.

  anonymous

• Ernest anus!

• I know a nice boy named Ernie! He's not a mean bitch like that nasty Dawn Slovenport!! Oh Ernie, Have a pretzyl fer christ sake!

  Aunt%20Ida

• Unfortunately, yes. I was under contract.

  Bert