I couldn't. No offense if your name is Ernie. There are just certain names that make me wince upon hearing them and I have to immediately write you off as a potential mate. You know what I mean?
I've always thought the name Nancy guaranteed menace with large dollops of insanity.
Actually I once dated a really hot Italian-American guy from New Jersey named "Ernesto" who went by "Ernie."
My neighbor's name is Ernie (white southern guy) and his partner is a hot HOT black guy. Great people, great neighbors.
I'd date him.
Oh yes R1, the name Nancy is a curse! Never knew a normal Nancy. Right up there with Betty.
When I think of Ernest I think of Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her.
And YOUR name is...?
For fuck's sake, it's like Lady Gwendolyn Fairfax. In reverse!
Not something dorky sounding, R5. THANK GOD!
[quote]And YOUR name is...?
My Name Is Earl.
I feel the same way about guys named Chuck...and Bruce. No go! Can't do it.
No. I wouldn't be able to get hard.
I've always based my happiness, or lack thereof, on names. I'm so glad to have priorities that make so much sense.
I've dated an Ernie, a Chuck, and a Bruce and they were all three sex on wheels. Hot mother fuckers all. I'd do 'em all again.
Girl, who HAVEN'T you dated R12?
Well, OP, my long-term partner's name is Ernie. He's the funniest, tenderest, most loving individual I've ever known. We adopted awhile back, and now we're hoping to marry soon, since it recently became legal in our state.
I know it's probably not a good idea to reveal your true identity on DL, but when it's right, and if you're proud of who you are and of your "non-traditional" family, then you really want to share it with the world. We wish every gay couple the same love we've found.
R13 I haven't dated Tom Selleck yet, but I'm working on that one. LOL.
I once did, but I would advise against it. He wore a bad toupee and had a limp dick. After I finally got him to fuck my hungry pussy, he ran crawling back to his wife.
It worked for Sophie Tucker.
When I was in the Navy I had a room mate named Ernie. He was from El Paso and about the prettiest pussy hound you ever saw
Date? No. Cohabit? Sure. Fuck?
Not all gay guys I've known have been named Fernie, but all guys I've known named Fernie have been gay.
Just don't marry one.
You're luck, R18. I've been to El Paso before. Lots of ridiculously hot Latinos everywhere. And the Army guys at Ft. Bliss can send anyone's hormones into overdrive. That's one surprisingly hot Texas town.
If he were fit and had the qualities I desired, hell yes.
Someone's name could possibly determine whether you'd date them? Seriously?
Did anyone think Ernie Douglas from My Three Sons was hot?
Is anyone actually named Ernie?
I would gladly date this adorable, little closet-case Ernie (at link):
Of course, I find nothing wrong with that name; if he has a nice ass to pinch, squeeze, fuck and spank and is a nice, masculine guy then what possible problem could there be? Ernest is a fine name, especially compared to alot of the shit parents name their kids nowadays.
I know a nice boy named Ernie!
He's not a mean bitch like that nasty Dawn Slovenport!!
Oh Ernie, Have a pretzyl fer christ sake!
Unfortunately, yes. I was under contract.
I have dated guys named Ernie.
For reasons I can't explain, my gut instinct tell me that Ernie is the top to Bert's bottom. But I'm glad that the OP doesn't wish to homewreck Sesame Street's token gay couple, they belong together.
R5 - I love you. That made me laugh.
You'd be wrong R46
This is a special shot going out to my mama, Ms. Ernestine Charles. Mama used to do people hair in the kitchen, press and curl, hot curlers, everything! I love you mama!
Took 19 replies but finally someone said it.
You mean Ernie's a bottom, R48? No, I simply can't accept that. I've always believed Bert has the more sexually receptive asshole than Ernie.
ONly if he looked like Shemar Moore.
I'm with r46 on this one.
Now that I think of it, I believe that Star Wars' original gay couple (C3PO and R2D2) are loosely based on SS's Ernie and Bert; one of the partners is sort of a happy-go-lucky free spirit. Which always annoys his fussy, prissy bitchy, anal-retentive partner to no end.
Since I'm not familiar with sentient robot anatomy, I couldn't possibly tell you whether R2D2 or C3PO was the top or bottom, obviously.
R2D2 has an 'robot arm' that comes out to 'insert' itself to a connector. I think that might give you a clue r54
Ah, yes, I remember that robot-arm tussling around with Yoda in one scene in "Empire Strikes Back". I can imagine R2D2 doing even more creative things with that instrument than Ernie's instrument does to Bert. (Yes, Ernie IS A TOP! DEAL WITH IT!!!)
He would have to look like Taye Diggs.
Not only can I date a man named Ernie, I have been in a long term, monogamous relationship for over 40 years with him.
Don't no why no name like Ernie would be a bother. My bes friend is named Clyde but goes by Ernie cuz he dont like Clyde.
Earnie eats live monkey brains
I could and would definitely date a Hispanic hottie named Ernesto. And you would too and you know it