Little fuckwad kid next door was just teasing my dog and I caught him

and he had a bottle of something he was sprinkling in my yard and teasing him through the fence slats with. He also keeps bringing his little yapper up close to the fence so mine will go nuts barking. The dog is friendly enough but I'm tired of this 14 year old hulking lunkhead teasing him. I went out and said something and he left.

• Stand your ground!

  NRA

• What's in the bottle? My brother's young dog was puking for days recently. At first they thought he'd swallowed a toy and had an obstruction. Now the vet is saying they should consider the possibility he was poisoned.

• Heterosexual males get a thrill out of antagonizing others whether it's people or animals. Going about your business is boring to them.

• Thank goodness gay men aren't anything like that!

• What did you say?

• Spank him.

  anon

• I would have grabbed the little fucker by the throat and forced him to take me to his parents.

• Talk to the parent/guardian. Tell them you've been patient, and understand that kids are kids, but that this little snowflake is fucking too often and in confusing ways with the dog. Tell them that you hope they take steps to make him stop, but if you see it again you'll call the cops, no advance warning.

• Is there something wrong with that kid? I'd expect behavior like that from a bratty 9 or 10 year old, shouldn't 14 year olds be more preoccupied with hiding in their rooms listening to music, texting, and whacking off?

• The parents will probably be frau types who refuse to believe that their precious boy would do such a thing. Pour bleach on the fucker!

  Blythe%20Danner

• R9 I'm just guessing his age. It's hard to tell. I'm thinking jr. high but he's got an awkward loutish look to him so maybe he's just huge for his age. His family is supremely unfriendly. They don't associate with anyone on the street, say hi or even wave. Everyone else is really friendly.

  OP

• F&F R4

• [quote]His family is supremely unfriendly. They don't associate with anyone on the street, say hi or even wave. Everyone else is really friendly. That explains why that horrible little kid is a brat.

• R11, he probably got the idea of poisoning your dog from his parents.

• Years ago I caught two neighborhood kids (boy and girl about 10 yrs old, friends and not related) messing with my dog by throwing glass bottles at him. I let them both have it. The girl was sobbing when I was through with them. The boy looked shocked as hell. They both ran home when I was done. Of course a parent representing both kids visited, both the moms. One mom brought her daughter over and made her apologize. Good for her. The other mom, though, came over on her own to tell me how much I had scared her son, such that he would only walk on the other side of the street to avoid my house. I just told her good, that's what I wanted to accomplish. She said I had no right to talk to her son the way I did. I told her once her precious angel threw a bottle at my dog, that gave me the right to give him a good chewing out. She might not like my methods, but she could easily avoid her son getting excoriated in the future if she taught him that what he did was wrong. She told me she was going to call the police and I said, good, do just that so I can report your son's juvenile delinquent behavior. Basically for every point she raised, I slapped her down. She left in a huff. That kid walked on the other side of the street until I moved. Nobody messes with my dog!

• The kid is probably a psycopath in training. Run for your - and your dog's - life!

• R15 You GO, bitch. I hate entitled moms that think just because little Dylan gnawed his way out of her vag, that he's above reproach. Good for you for telling that entitled bitch off. She wasn't doing great parenting, and she shoulda been grateful someone was at the wheel.

• what r16 said...you know what they say about kids who fuck with small animals!

• IDK R3, recently the middle school aged neighbor girl scooped my cat up and antagonized the neighbor dog through the fence with it (my cat), then she threw my cat over the fence on top of the big dog to see what might happen I guess. She thought no one was looking.

• I hope you smacked the shit out of her.

• It's easier to control your actions than others'. Keep your dog inside if you don't want it to get teased by some asshole. Consider all the times you haven't caught him and what he intends to do to get back at you for telling him off.

• SPANK EM.

  WHEEEEEEEEEE

• Flaming poison arrows! Works every time.

• When the gun gods get their way, and every American is required to own a gun, will it be legal to shoot Fuckwad?

• You should not leave the fog outside unattended from this point on. The little shit was probably trying to poison the dog. Now that you've saidbsomething to him he may only redouble his efforts.

• Surprized this wasn't a girl (lesbian) doing this. Sounds like something they'd do. This kid must have a fucked up mother. Call the cops.

• Shit, OP. I know what you're going through. We have a couple of white trash breeders next door with 5 KIDS. The dad doesn't have a job and hangs around all day tormenting his kids. They turn around and torment our dog through the fence. It's gotten to the point our dog barks at any little noise. And ne day this ass-wipe had the the FUCKING nerve to bang on our door and bitch a US about our dog barking at his kids through the fence. She was barking because your little runts call her name, throw shit over the fence, and tease her.

• JESUS . Who the fuck Are you r26? How abused were you as a child you misogynist little prick? Women are not the enemy. Get some therapy or just Fuck off.

• I WANT WOMYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  SISTER MARY IGNATIUS!!!!

• R26, you douche, I hardly know any lesbians who don't LOVE dogs. You really are Douche of the Day.

• The girls in my school system could be just as bad as the toughest boys. They got away with their crap because, after all, girls are sugar and spice and everything nice. Nobody believed their little angel could be a bully. The stuff the girls got away with!

• I'm all for people standing up for their pets, but in general children can lie and say you said/did something you didn't. Instead of telling them off without a witness do it in front of the parent.

• R32, I wonder what it costs to set up security camera(s) in your yard.

• Fuck off R28. I would not be shocked if this was a little lesbian girl. That is my opinion and I stand by it. With all the trash that comes out of you lesbo's mouths it's ridiculous for you to call anyone out.

  26

• Put a camera on your yard so you have proof.

• Good point r32, with all the hysteria about "will no one think of the children" these days, it is almost like white women fingering some black guy in the south for "rape" once upon a time. OP, I give you credit for your nerve, but in this day and age just bear in mind that they can say that you molested them and then.......... All this "let's think about the children" shit is just another way for government to take further control, and I'm not Libertarian so that dog won't run (no pun intended, or was it?).

  anonymous

• [quote]IDK [R3], recently the middle school aged neighbor girl scooped my cat up and antagonized the neighbor dog through the fence with it (my cat), then she threw my cat over the fence on top of the big dog to see what might happen I guess. She thought no one was looking. You should have slapped her.

• Agree R36. Women have done that false rape time and again to the black man. Vile creatures.

• Is she the bitch with the ugly tats?

• Yeah, R36. I've just always had a rule that I'll say hi to someone's kid, but if I don't know the kid I don't associate with them, partly because I'm an adult and they need to stay in their place. But also no parent wants some stranger yelling at their child and will believe what their child tells them, and the parent is the one who raised the kid, so I'll take it up with them.

  R32

• FF 16, 34, 38 . You're an slug. Are you even gay? Just go away. You're diverting the whole thread with your hateful tripe. Go collect your unemployment check and drink a beer in your trailer. Trash.

• Knock the fuck out of him when no one is looking. I would.

• Record it on your cellphone and put it on YouTube. That's the worst you can do to the fuckwad.

• R41, Yes I'm gay you dumb shit. What an insulting question. No doubt your a lesbian. Don't dish out what you can't take bitch.

• I would also beat him. In the olden days where I grew up in the South, my neighbors had permission to kick my ass if they saw me getting out hand. Then they would tell my mom and I got my ass beat again. Then my mom would tell my dad and then I really got by ass beat. I guess times have changed.

• R19 Wait, you watched this happen?

• OP... you better watch out. That kid is going to get revenge on you. Seriously. As the best actress in the world once said: You in danger, girl.

• R46 Someone else saw it and told me about it later. The girl moved back in with her parents (she was staying with family while her parents divorced or found new jobs or something) afterward, so it came of nothing. My needy cat and the arthritic old neighbor dog were cuddle buddies anyway so no fur flew.

  r19

• Shit, R44, etc. OP's dog molester was prob'ly a fucking budding faggot. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer? This lesbian can dish it out too, asshole. And you better not ever EVER touch my little dog.

  Cricket%27s%20mom

• [quote]Don't dish out what you can't take bitch. [italic]Oooooh, smell you![/italic]

• R49 (etc.), you're right. With all my "cunt" this and "frau" that, even I couldn't tolerate the egregious, off-the-wall, irrelevant, gay-hating, needless shit that R28 et al. threw in. This thread has nothing to do with the innumerable issues that we all can enjoy poking each other about. And R28 is a humorless stabber, not a poker. With all that said, just keep Cricket quiet and off my property, please. And I'd love to dog-sit for you, if the thing isn't a neurotic mess. Kisses.