A chimpanzee at a Spanish zoo has become addicted to human porn.
Gina the chimp's habit began after having a television installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.
Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: "To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.
"In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.
"The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done."
Lazy journalism. OK, let's get on this story and do the job people!
1. What type of porn?
2. Was Gina spanking her monkey?
3. Does this violate her Zoo Code of Ethics policy?
I remember going to the zoo with my family but wandered off by myself into some kind of monkey arena and the male monkey stared at me while jerking off. Creepy.
They're just like us.
"the male monkey stared at me while jerking off"
Are you simian in appearance, R2?
...and the point?
Choosing a porn channel does not mean she's addicted to porn. Moreover, if you are a chimp, don't understand human language and don't share some human's obsessions with death and violence, what other reasonable alternative for tv entertainment could there be than watching sex?
What R7 said.
Do they expect the chimp to get into Dr. Phil, or Downton Abbey?
AIDS infested homos got it from having sex with apes.
Fox News will now factor in the chimp demographic. Oh, wait...