Russell Crow and Dita Von Teese?

So says the NY Post. Anyone else think she's a total butterface?

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• I wonder what she looks like when you strip off the paint.

• His name is CROWE.

• Makes you wonder R1. It must take her hours to get ready. Too high maintenance. Most straight guys may fantasize about someone like that but in reality they want women who are capable of getting up and out quickly. They get impatient waiting on women like her.

• As if it matters R2.

• SHE has a broke face? What about him?

• She's a "classy stripper." And people hate on Kardashian for being famous for no reason.

• R3 that is the difference between a mistress and a wife.

• Maybe R7. I didn't think of it like that. R5, yes he's broke but, damn, you'd think with those thick layers of makeup she could manage to not look so pie-faced. She looks like someone hit her with a frying pan.

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• Can someone explain to me what this Dita woman actually does??? Does she work at all at anything except at being a celeb? I'm asking seriously.

• [quote] Can someone explain to me what this Dita woman actually does??? Does she work at all at anything except at being a celeb? She's the Gypsy Rose Lee for the new generation.

• She has a very odd oblong shape face. Cheek implants can't fix a misshaped jaw line. Its a flaw a makeup job can't hide.

• She's a burlesque stripper.

• "She's a burlesque stripper" And he's an ugly shit who pissed away his looks and talent. Your point?

  He was GORGEOUS in LA Confidential...

• R14? I believe that R13's point is that he was responding to R10's post

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• The hairstyle isn't flattering. If she had her hair down I think she'd look much better.

• R6, she's a performer, who uses skill and imagination in her act. Kim Kardashian is a whore who had her sex act taped and sold. Oh, and I'll bet if you mentioned it to her, she'd be insulted. She's a phony whore.

• I like it. It reminds me of Boy George in the '80s.

• She isn't picky, is she? Marilyn Manson, and now fat old Crowe.

• Here's a picture of her with relatively little makeup. She's petite, stacked, immaculately turned out and really has the vintage pin-up girl look down pat. Hence, her appeal.

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• Ugh. She's a dead ringer for SJP here:

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• She's a stripper as in retro-burlesque. It's a form of entertainment. What's not to get? I think she is quite attractive.

• I've met her. It was a meeting in a private home. She had no makeup on, she was wearing a robe and nothing else. She's an ok looking woman, late thirties, with INCREDIBLE porcelain skin. That's where the beauty is, I guess.

• Without makeup she looks like Rumer Willis. I guess people are paying to see that? Strange.

• R[24]yeah, people are paying cuz that's how she's been making a living at it.

• This gives hope to schlubs everywhere: no you too can land a hot stripper, regardless of looks.

• Russell Crowe, who looks like a gassy old drunk, is by FAR the uglier of the pair. Dita Von Teese has beautiful skin and a very nice body. What is good looking about Russell Crowe? Nothing.