How different would privacy be if Jodie were Liza?

Well?

• Dahling pick me up another bottle of vodka on your way over

  Liza

• They're both very lonely women.

• Girls would love girls

• PRIVASSSSSHY!

• Taxi Driver would be a sassy musical.

• The difference between them is that Liza HAS a cunt, and Jodie....

• Ha. These threads crack me up.

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• Liza would have rambled incoherently too but then at least done a knockout musical number.

• Hannibal Lecter would be David Gest.

• I represent the hundreds of millions of people who love Jodie, and if you bunch of cockologists don't fucking knock it off, I'm gonna hunt you all down and suck out all of your semen for the rest of your lives.

  Jodie sez: S'long suckers! .....From Alice Doesn't Live Here

• It's Jody with a J not Jody with a G

• Instead of President Reagan, John Hinckley would have tried to assassinate Bob Fosse.

• I used to have a girlfriend known as Cydney... with whom I shared four sordid rooms in the San Fernando Valley. (I've gotta work on the rhyme.)

• Please can't we add Anne Hathaway to this. What if Liza and Jodie and Anne were made into one cunt we can hunt to extinction.

• That fancy space pod that took he to another world would have come in pill form.

• R13: With whom I shared some children and a kidney...

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• "The Accused" would be "J'Accuse!", a lively romp of a musical with music by Gershwin, costumes by Edith Head and a hilarious penal servitude rape sequence choreographed by a young, eager Stephen Sondheim.

• Jodie is so fucked up. I want my privacy. Yet she goes on TV and describes in detail her vagina and the birth process she went through. It's like when Eve Plumb goes on TV and doesn't want to talk about the Brady Bunch. Well I have news for you honey, if you don't want to talk about the Brady Bunch, AIN'T NO ONE CARES. Same for you Judy (that is her real name you know), if you don't want to talk about bumping uglies with your Sappho sister, AIN'T NO ONE CARES

• I like plaid.

  Joey Luft

• [quote]It's Jody with a J not Jody with a G You spell Jody with a y and those are the lyrics you come up with?

  The ironie

• queef

• [quote] I'm gonna hunt you all down and suck out all of your semen for the rest of your lives. Hiyar sexsi!

• [quote]Jodie is so fucked up. I want my privacy. Yet she goes on TV and describes in detail her vagina and the birth process she went through. Link? Though I suspect this never happened.

• "Lambsh. They were shcreaming. Shome kind of shcreaming, like a childsh voish."