"Fat" Jennifer Lawrence here.

I beat Meryl.

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• Honey, what the HELL were you wearing?

• It showed off her tiny waist but didn't show any boobage.

• Actually, when she turned sideways, it made her boobs look outsized, wierdly shaped, and none too perky.

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• She should stick with a variation of the smashing red number she wore that one time.

• I beat Meryl was a Bette Midler line from The First Wives Club. Jennifer Lawrence makes fart jokes. She is a bit dim and very much a young and immature girl, as opposed to the nearly 40 and educated Jessica Chastain.

• She's 22 years old. I can't be the only one who would be happy if either Lawrence or Chastain wins the oscar. Loving one doesn't mean that you have to hate the other. Riva has the best performance, but Lawrence/Chastain would not be bad winners, not like Sandra Bullock or Helen Hunt.

• Jennifer Lawrence has plenty of time to win an Oscar. I hope they give it to someone older.

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• Lord, she's only 22??? In that case, I hope she doesn't win. An Oscar would be too much too soon.

• She looked stunning last night.

• I seem to recall a slightly thinner/significantly older actress using that "I beat Meryl!" line in a movie. Who am I thinking of?

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• even I was thin at 22, poor dear.

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• Hire a stylist, honey.