What's your favorite movie line?

Mine: " “You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.” "

• "Now (sob) life (gasp) has killed (splutter) the dream (big snot inhale) I dreamed."

  AnnE

• You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.

• Mongo like candy.

• "Watch Me Faggots!"

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• You had me at hello. But I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to fuck me.

• I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you.

• OP what film is that from? I want to see it.

• When I married, I didn't realize that in the Czerny family there was a streak of... shall we say, eccentricity? And yet, I had warning. Why else should his grandfather have sent me, as an engagement present, one roller skate - covered with Thousand Island dressing?

• OK, more than one line(from Body Heat) Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets. Matty: Get married. Ned: I just need it for tonight

• Eugene? Eugene? Eugene.

• "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow"

• ooh yea, come on....dump those fifty loads into my hungry hole."

• “We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

• Oh, its just these common Baltimore public schools. God, how I wish I lived in Connecticut.

• "You're after something and it sure isn't my pussy".

  Vanity

• You're a vile, sorry little bitch!

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• It aint festive down here! Glen Close

• "Oh, Sabrina, Sabrina! Where have you been all my life?" "Right over the garage."

• I've always found girls fragrant in any phase of the moon.

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• I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

  Spock to Kirk (Star Trek II-The Wrath of Khan; 1982)

• Nobody's perfect.

• Also from Body Heat. "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

• "Jean-Luc, BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP!"

  Star Trek: First Contact

• Green. Such a tricky color.

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• "We're running a circus, not a charm school."

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• There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane

  Airplane

• Just tell me I'll never have to be out there again.

  Carrie Fisher

• Release the Kraken!

  Zeus

• His God? The priests say that Pharaoh is a god. But you are not a god. You are even less than a man! Listen to me, Rameses. You thought I was evil when I went to Moses. And you were right. Shall I tell you what happened, Rameses? He spurned me like a strumpet in the street. I, Nefretiri, Queen of Egypt! All that you wanted from me he would not even take! Do you hear laughter Pharaoh? Not the laughter of kings, but the laughter of slaves on the desert island!

• "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

  Captain Oveur

• Have you ever had cum in your eye? It BURRRNS!!

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• Do you see that? That's how much longer you've got to be alive! And it isn't long, my pretty - it isn't long! I can't wait forever to get those shoes!

• He shot my hair! Son of a BITCH.

• "Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital".

• You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

• "Wherever you go, there you are" Buckaroo Banzai

• "What hump?"

  Igor

• A few favorites from WHERE LOVE HAS GONE: "When you're dying of thirst, you'll drink from a mudhole!" "Somewhere along the line the world lost all its standards and its taste!" (Oh, the irony). "You're not a woman. You're a disease!" "You're not the first today. I'm just getting warmed up!" (Susan Hayward pushing off her drunk husband).

• Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to - Miracle on 34th Street

• It's shite being Scottish!

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• So far, I think 36 wins. That is one of my favorites and personally most over used. I must stop.

• Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

• "And what am I? Some sparks and an old gazoo (sp?)" "I am not 'a' Eunice Burns. I am [italic] the [/italic] Eunice Burns."

• Call it friendo - Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men Captain Fucking Magic - Corbin Bernson in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang A talking monkey, came here from the future, ugly sucker. Only says ficus - Val Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Well here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard - also from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

  ano

• I think books are AWFULLY decorative, don't you?

• Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.

• I come in here and you're playing hee haw with the fuck around gang!

• Apocalypse Now Kurtz asks Willard if he's an assassin. No, Willard replies, I'm a soldier. Kurtz disagrees at link.

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• Another lump of sugar, if you would, Mr. beebe. a room with a view

• You want to get f*cked? (knee to groin) Now you're f*cked!

  Anon

• Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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• Ouiser from Steel Magnolias - People are only nice to me because I have more money than God. I'm not Crazy, I have just been a very bad mood for 40 years. I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I couldn't help myself. I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!

• "I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut."

• "Yum, yum EEEEEAT 'em up!"

• R44 I fucking love Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. It is a movie that a couple of friends and I quote all the time, and it seems like no one else I know has even heard of that movie. Love it, love it, love it.

  Jay in Texas

• You're not taking her on that plane with you? Of course I am. Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. This a matter best disposed of from a great height - over water.

  anonymous

• That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.

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• I never asked for the anal probe

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• I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

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• But you ARE Blanche, you ARE in that chair!

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• This is my happening and it freaks me out!

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• I'm your Auntie Mame!

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• "I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over."

  Paris Hilton - Meet the Spartans

• Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother. - A Dirty Shame

• I believe. I believe. It's silly, but I believe.

• I post this every time the thread comes up. But the movie has a special place in my heart for many reasons. “Never let 'em see you ache. That's what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it ass? Never let 'em see your ass.”

• It'd be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

• Thank you, R45! I've been waiting for a Little Glory. And now, for the other bookend: What's WRONG with Muriel Puce?

• "Mrs. Chasen: [after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious."

• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

• Eve would ask Abbott to give her Costello. You still have Rhoda! Then I stepped on the ping-pong ball! Hark! I hear the cannons roar! Is the king approaching? Look a my throat; it's as red as he Daily Worker and just as sore! And this is a friend of Mr. DeWitt's mother.

• I hate this house! I hate these walls, I hate that sofa... The only part of this dump that doesn't make me puke is that door, because THAT'S the way I'm gettin' OUT!

• "He can't even do the simple things, like fail locally."

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• What a dump.

• "When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke. "

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• Garrett: You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks. Aurora: To break the ice? Garrett: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.

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• R55 Best writing in a movie ever, so funny, clever, trippy, whacky and out there. LOVE IT!!!

  ano

• You were the greatest man in England, and could have been greater still. But you lacked the courage to be loyal and had only the conviction of your vanity.

• "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! "

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• "Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men. "

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• Oh, l'amour, l'amour, how it can let you down. Hmm. How it can pick you up again.

  Countess Delave

• "People got it all wrong, you know? They say your health is the most important thing. But . . . I can lift this house off the ground. What good is it? Being with someone, sharing, that's what it's all about." Charles Durning's character in Tootsie to Dustin Hoffman dressed as Dorothy while visiting the farm.

• Paul Moore: It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room. Jane Craig: No. It's awful.

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• "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore."

  Network

• Hey thanks r83! I couldn't remember that great quote, but I checked back hoping someone had posted it! So great, huh?

• "Rosebud."

• Somebody get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!

• "And then Mister Rhett went out there an' SHOT that po' pony!"

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• "Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count."

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• My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

  Gladiator!

• She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter!

  Everyln Cross Mulwray

• ...Christmas in London would be like something out of Dickens Beth Ordinary People

• " . . . all this time we could have been friends."

  BJ%20Hudson

• Get Away From Her You BITCH!!!

• "Love don't make things perfect. It ruins everything. We aren't here to be perfect. The stars are perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. Not us. Not us. We're here to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit! Now I want you to get upstairs and get in my bed!"

  Ronnie Camarreri

• Henry to Queen Eleanor: Will you give me a little peace ?? Eleanor: A little, why so modest ? How about I give you eternal peace ? Now there's a thought !

• A milkshake ?!?!?!

  Margo%20Channing

• I don't drink...wine!

  anonymous

• R38 So, tell me--have you actually seen the movie or did you just crib those lines out of "Bad Movies We Love," where, coincidence of coincidences, they all appear?

• " I don't know which of you are the handsomer - I was awake all last night just trying to figure it out !"

  Scarlett to the Tarleton Twins

• Plus, R99, I think some people are just posting memorable lines from movies. Am I really supposed to believe that "Rosebud" is someone's favorite line from all the movies they've ever seen. I call bullshit.

  That mood

• [quote]Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?

  George

• "That's the trouble with the past. There's always plenty more where that shit came from."

• The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

  Gator's Aunt Ida

• I was so busy being an As-tro-psys-i-cist I forgot how to be a woman.

• "jungle red."

• R106 and all the other "the Women" quoters - just LOVE that movie! L'amour, l'amour, toujours l'amour!

• Thirty-two years of torture. Thirty-two years.

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• "The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come!" - To be gloated over anyone in which you have generated an orgasm.

• [quote]Am I really supposed to believe that "Rosebud" is someone's favorite line from all the movies they've ever seen. Who among us, having squatted naked over a mirror to check for damage, has not admiringly murmured this on at least one occasion?

• Yeah, R110, but even still.

• It's hard for me to advise you since you personify something I truly think is dangerous.

• "With all my heart, I still love the man I killed". Bette Davis - The Letter. From Strangers on a Train: "Let me remind you that even the most unworthy of us has a right to life and the pursuit of happiness." "From what I hear she pursued it in all directions."

• What a Dum--puhh!

  Martha,Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf

• From R4 comment and link to the Blazing Saddles video. Can you guys find young handsome actor, Tom Beringer, in his tophat in the back at, "He just hit Buddy!", at 1:45? I recall reading years ago he was an extra on this film in his youth, and there he is. Wouldn't you know he looks entirely hetero even here?

  I'll Push His Tush!

• Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  Mae%20West

• PUT THE GOD DAMN CREDIT FOR THE LINE IN YOUR POSTS YOU BUNCH OF NANCY COCKOLOGISTS! I'M GETTING MIGHTY PISSED OFF HERE, AND BABY I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BE YOUR DADDY.

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• R59, GOOD ONE, buddy! There are dozens of them we could cull from that fabulous movie by ...uhh...what's his name, the Goldman fellow

  I'm Eleanor and I can look at anything!

• R45, Excellent and hilarious choice from a funny movie, Mame.

• R71, Great list, especially your: Haaaaark! I heeyah the cannons raw. I heeyahhh the cannons RAWWWWWWW....RowAHHHH! Is it duh King.. approach..ING? (From Woody Allen's absolutely fabulous, hilarious Osacar nominated and available on Netflix, "Radio Days".)

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• "Now, if there's anything I can do for you..." "Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon."

• Well I've loved this thread, I really have and I think we've done a good job on it and hope it continues. But it is more than that. For me, I'm going to rent ..and I'll screw it up here now...Hippy Hippy Bang Bang, the movie the former posts are talking about having such a good script, forgive me, can't find it right now in the thread.

• "Are you the shower curtain fella?"

• R96, you and I have the same tastes in film. Is there any way you can contact me so that we can go on a cruise together? I love big ships, and we can quote, you and I, all of the scenes from Lion In Winter while this Daddy takes your ass. Let's talk.

  Lion Hearted

• "Now... what about us? What about OUR situation? Maybe we should elope??" "NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT." "I was afraid of that." "Oh, be serious now, Bill." "I WAS serious! Think of all the work it'll save your mother." "MOM loves EVERY MINUTE of it!!! Don't you have any more romantic ideas?" "A small, civil ceremony?" "It'll be.... GRAAAAAAAAAND!!! Don't worry about a thing."

• LOL@ R110, even though I know that in 2013, LOL is declasse.

• R124 A cruise together while you take my ass ? You'd shock the children. I hope we never die!

  R96

• Girls Will Be Girls (R105) :-) Mia was great in Radio Days. My favorite line is the diary entry in Cries and Whispers that ends the film: "I am thankful for my life, which has given me so much."