Golden Globes Thread Part II

The Bitchery Continues.

• ... and hopefully the bitchfacery continues as well.

• Things aren't going well for Lincoln.

• [quote]Still need to smell Leo's hole. What on earth for?

• Nikki Finke live-snarking is anything but live. She's like 30 minutes behind.

• For the record, Django Unchained was NOT racist. It made the concept of slavery look as ludicrous as it was...unlike pieces of shit like Gone With the Wind and The Littlest Rebel, which pretty much glorified slavery.

• [quote]Can someone please explain to me Hollywood's fascination with Amanda Siegfred I don't get it either. I liked Lucy Liu's dress.

• The fact that they would give Tarantino the award after Sandy Hook is an insult to victims of gun violence everywhere. But it is obviously Hollywood protecting its own.

• Who is Cumberbatch's turbaned date? At least he didn't bring a guy this time.

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• What's sad is that when you see these people collecting their awards you know that they know what a fraud the HFPA is.

• [quote]poor Rob Pattinson. Good thing he's rich cuz he's gonna need that money to live on. Nonsense. He already has several films lined up post-Twilight.

• Love most of the wins so far, the two for Django, Lawrence. The show needs more Amy and Tina.

• What does Harvey Weinstein do, to bribe the Hollywood Foreign Press Association? Get them all hookers and viagra?

• Rob Pattinson comes across as mentally slow.

• How sweet Benedict Cumberbatch is dating Norma Desmond.

• Arnold and Sly comin' up.

• Where are Amy and Tina? Shouldn't they like host this thing?

• "Lawrence gave a dignified but simple speech. AnnE was phony and overblown." Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good. Hathaway gave proper tribute to a legend. She just redeemed herself.

• [quote]Her only miscalculation was referencing The Flying Nun. It will be seen as an unnecessarily low blow. It's now Sally Field's Oscar to lose. Pure supposition. You don't know what is going to happen, so stop pretending to be Nosferatu. You can't predict the future and have no idea who will win the Oscar. At this point Hathaway is most likely in the lead.

• Those are the cheapest-looking awards in the world. I've seen bowling trophies with more dignity and panache.

• I read somewhere at Lincoln's time everyone used the n word including Lincoln himself. QT was unafraid to show thant bvut SS was...

• Who are the idiots here who like Django Unchained? Yuck.

• Omg Arnold! His face is dead.

• r10 - Are you one of those middle-aged Twilight fans?

• R8, that turbaned woman is Julian Fellows wife (There must be a special Brit table)

• [quote]For the record, Django Unchained was NOT racist. Slave rebellion, escape, violence, were things that constantly had to be managed. Would that surprise everyone that an enslaved population is not going to take it laying down? Yet, except for Django, the rest of the slaves are just as Leo's character explains - passive, which is remarkably inaccurate. A huge percentage of the slave population was not passive.

• [quote]Rob Pattinson comes across as mentally slow. = Henry Cavill, jealous that he lost the role

• R4 I noticed that too. Maybe she's getting hassled to get that Cooper closet joke off her site lol. Does she normally go after Bradley?

• Kon Tiki?

• More gristle at that podium now then in a Chicago slaughterhouse.

• Did anyone catch little Ms Jessica Alba chatting with Harvey as we cut to the last commercial? I think she will be on bj duty tonight with the promise of a career reboot in the future!

• Watch past interviews with Quentin Tarantino and you will learn much about his views and why he attacks certain issues. He is a man of the people and is not racist. He uses his power and status to highlight uncomfortable issues that others are too scared to address. He's a good man and a genius writer/director.

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• AMOUR wins. Yeah!

• Stallone is so happy to be back in the spotlight. I haven't heard of him doing anything in years. Hoping Rust and Bone win. Oh, Amor wins - well that is supposed to be good too!

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• Stallone was actually funny.

• They should have booed Arnold.

• Michael Haneke looks like Death.

• Haneke is the fucking master of cinema.

• [quote]Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good. Bitch, please! These are the Golden Globes. It was a funny little joke and Meryl would have laughed.

• Nathan's lost some weight, but not all of it.

• [quote]Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good. Get a sense of humor.

• Tonight, I've learned that when you're old, you really need to let your hair go grey.

• Glenn Close's white hair looks stunning.

• Nathan lost weight!

• Aww, little Lea looks lovely. Oh, fat Nathan is here too,

• Lea Michelle looks like an Oompa Loompa with that bad fake tan.

• Claire Danes looks 45 years old.

• To the person asking about House Of Lies, it's second season starts tonight.

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• Oh NOES!!!! Nathan Fillion what happened to you?!?! Yout FAT!

• [quote]Stallone is so happy to be back in the spotlight. No kidding. He barely skipped a beat when his son died and he was promoting that movie.

• Claire Danes went as Pamela Anderson this year for Halloween--how sweet.

• Mmmmmm, Juliana Marguilies's hot husband. His chair is sooooo lucky.

• Julianna Margulies's husband is tres cute.

• That jazzy music they're playing when they come up to get the award, is pretty cool.

• Claire Danes is one of those people who can't tell a simple story in less than 30 minutes.

• Not a huge fan of actors winning consecutive awards for TV, because I always think there are multiple great nominees. But, Danes is really great on Homeland. Is she buzzed or just excited. It's like she's speaking in character - Carrie is accepting the award.

• Nathan F is starting to look like Nathan L.

• Why isn't anyone talking about Matt LeBlanc bringing his boyfriend as his date?

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• Lincoln was a good movie and very informative; Daniel Day Lewis was magnificent, but it was kind of tame! I still think DDL will win.

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• "Get a sense of humor." Says the people calling Hathaway's speech phony. Take a seat.

• I don't know if it's because Anna Hathaway has been cunting up the awards shows lately, but my dislike of Claire Danes is officially dead. She looks gorgeous, she's a great actress, and she's finally starting to give gracious acceptance speeches.

• No, R23, I'm just trying to look at Robert Pattinson objectively. I don't like the Twitards, but I don't like the Pattinson haters, either. It's ridiculous to claim his career is over when he has several more films already lined up (check his IMDB resume). Most unemployed actors would love to be in his position.

• R51 - here, here - Julianna's husband looked like Matt Bomer. Fucking gorgeous!

• Give me Anne Hathaway over Claire Danes any day.

• What's with Finke falling behind on the blogging?

• Ms Dane decides not to walk through the crowd. Love the "my cast" I actually felt a real moment when she mentioned her son.

• R30 thats exactly what I thought too!

• Again with the Matt Lauer and his really unattractive news person partner person or whatever the hell she is. Yuk!

• Claire Danes is getting too comfortable collecting awards. She's good, but she seems way too smug and impressed with herself at this point.

• Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex?

• [quote]Hathaway gave proper tribute to a legend. She just redeemed herself. I thought it was overwrought.

• Looks like the Homeland love continues. I thought Clare Danes was over, but I guess this gets her back.

• I agree, R42. Glenn's hair is perfect. She really is stunning with it that color.

• "At first glance, Anne's shout out to Sally seemed gracious, but on closer analysis, it was a craftily calculated ploy. She knows Field is gaining momentum in the Oscar race, so she makes it a point to single her out in her acceptance speech so the Academy doesn't have to. Her only miscalculation was referencing The Flying Nun. It will be seen as an unnecessarily low blow. It's now Sally Field's Oscar to lose." Actually, at first glance it came across exactly as it was intended... a low, transparent, blow. They had just done the Round Table and Sally talked about how much she hated that role and how she was basically forced to do it. And the fact that Anne tries to make a comparison to her own career (again, she can't help her me me me talk) she was in no way typecast for Princess Diaries. She needs to STFU about it already.

• R62, yes, is a middle aged Twilight fan.

• Didn't Stallone's son drop dead like 10 minutes ago? And already he's recovered enough to attend mindless award shows? I guess life indeed does go on. Wow.

• That jazzy music is the theme music from that show - really good. It seems her and Damian Lewis may not like each other? Just a feeling. I want more Amy and Tina.

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• Nikki turns her wrath on Anne: [quote]I’m so sick of Anne Hathaway’s ‘Ooh-I’m-so-insecure’ shtick. But in reality, when she co-hosted the Academy Awards with James Franco, she counted every single line to make sure she had an equal number to his. (Can you blame James for checking out of the broadcast halfway through given her asshole-ian behavior?)

• Steven Zeitchik ‏@ZeitchikLAT (LA Times): For anyone envious about those of us at #GoldenGlobes, Anne Hathaway now regaling reporters about her desire to “abandon her vocal vanity.”

• Glenn Close looks like Camilla Parker Bowles.

• Nathan Fillion is one big, strapping, sexy man.

• When they cut to Claire Danes in the audience I thought she was Jessica Simpson.

• My dislike of Claire Danes died when i started watching "Homeland." She's just incredible.

• [quote]Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex? mention*

• R69 Danes has always come across as smug and full of herself. It goes all the way back to her MSCL days.

• [quote]Says the people calling Hathaway's speech phony. Yes, because Lawrence was funny and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. Anne is just overblown self absorption. You'd think she cured cancer with her performance.

• I have real hope that Modern Family may not win - HOORAY!

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• [quote]She's good, but she seems way too smug and impressed with herself at this point. But, don't we want some of that at awards shows. It would be really boring if everyone was classy, well-dressed, well-spoken, and humble.

• R74 - I have to agree. She did 2 Princess Diary movies - not a weekly bizarre TV show flying in the air in a habit. I don't think you can be typecast from films - it usually comes overfamiliarity with a character - which is usually from a TV role.

• Oh yuck, here's that asshole Sasha Baron Cohen.

• Ugh. Sasha Cohen and his fake British accent.

• [quote]Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex? We'll see, but she's there.

• Sacha Baron Cohen is having a meltdown.

• [quote]I’m so sick of Anne Hathaway’s ‘Ooh-I’m-so-insecure’ shtick. But in reality, when she co-hosted the Academy Awards with James Franco, she counted every single line to make sure she had an equal number to his. (Can you blame James for checking out of the broadcast halfway through given her asshole-ian behavior?) I believe it.

• Mean unfunny jokes by SBC.

• Did Damian Lewis mention her by name in his speech? Did she mention him?

• [quote]They had just done the Round Table and Sally talked about how much she hated that role and how she was basically forced to do it. That was like two months ago. But now it becomes "just".

• SBC really bombed.

• HAHAHAHA sasha baron cohn went there.

• Cohen was totally unfunny.

• Please let SBC host the GG next year.

• Oh Snap!

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• He mentioned the upskirt shot....hilarious.

• Sascha Baron Cohen: "Russell Crowe had four months of vocal lessons... that was money well spent."

• Good god I fucking HATE Sacha Baron Cohen.

• Sascha Baron Cohen onstage with a drink. I wish he had done Master of the House.

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• Did Sasha make a AnnE wardrobe malfunction joke?

• [quote}Ugh. Sasha Cohen and his fake British accent. Say what?

• Did Sasha Baron Cohen or whatever his name is just fart? Stallone/Arnold looked like they were dug up from the grave.

• Wreck it Sascha!

• R38...there was a big silence when she said "my cast".

• [quote]Glenn Close looks like Camilla Parker Bowles. A HOT Camilla Parker Bowles.

• Love the Trannie from Brave. Almost passes but I can see her balls.

• I can't believe he dissed Russell Crowe's singing AND AnnE's beaver....

• She looks good for an Armenian.

• Oooh that Sacha Baron Cohen gag about Anne's upskirt shot was tagged on! And then a shot of her looking like she was trying to act like it was funny - ouch

• [r91] SBC is British.

• Sasha Baron Cohen just said everything DL says about the cast of Les Mes.

• Liev Schreiber has "I'm going to FUCK you" face.

• R97 Yeah, because two months ago is soooo long ago.

• More Zeitchik from backstage: @ZeitchikLAT Kevin Costner is now holding forth on the moral differences between humans and animals. Really. #Backstage #GoldenGlobes

• Liev Schreiber has man-bitch-face. He could be totally nice and in a good mood, but he always looks sort of angry.

• Ang Lee is so 1995.

• I still am not loving the idea of SBC playing Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic.

• Life of Pi is soooo good. See it in 3-D before it vanishes from theaters.

• No one in the audience laughed at any of SBC's jokes.

• Did you not catch SBC making la Hathaway squirm with the joke about her upskirt shot? That was funny.

• Does anyone else get the impression that Hugh Jackman is overly phoney? When he's laughing at jokes and stuff? Something about him always strikes me as off.

• Jason Bateman is so hot.

• "Anne is just overblown self absorption" So Anne praises Sally Field and calls her a legend who paved the way for everyone yet she's self absorbed. The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously. What logic. You should admit you're a Lawrence fangurl, although it's pretty obvious at this point.

• The weed joke didn't go over that well. Though, the Indian guy would be an incredible bottom.

• Aziz Ansari's stoned act is bombing.

• Aziz Ansari is freaking out.

• Jason Bateman = hot

• Lena Dunham won as Best Actress? Oh FUCK.

• Another DL fave wins. We better start embracing these poseurs.

• Yeah, Lena!!!

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• Please not Lena

• Lena D's boyfriend does geek chic the right way--hawt

• Ugh--this beast.

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• [quote]Does anyone else get the impression that Hugh Jackman is overly phoney? When he's laughing at jokes and stuff? Yep. Reminds me of Tom Cruise's phony laughing.

• Lena Dunham looks like a walking baked potato.

• It's taking Lina forever to get to the stage. I guess the ugly chicks get stuck in the back.

• Another DL fav wins -- Lea Dunhum. SAhe looks pasty and chubby.

• Someone else we don't like!

• Can you believe this woman is being trained by that Tracy woman who trained Madge?

• [quote]Yes, because Lawrence was funny and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. Anne is just overblown self absorption. You'd think she cured cancer with her performance. HEL-LO? Anne gave one of the greatest singing performances captured on film! Deal with it.

• Oh, Lena, don't every wear shoes you can't walk in. But, congrats, girls!

• Wth Tina Fey, that's the best acting J-Lo has ever done.

• Ok her shoes are pinching.

• Tina Fey is having NONE of Lena Dunham!

• I'd love to have Aziz Ansari impaled on my dick.

• I want to have sex with Aziz Ansari.

• I liked Lena's speech.

• Lena, wow.

• People: do not get tattoos that will show when you are wearing designer clothes and designer jewels. The tats look trailer park and your clothes and jewels might as well be from Kohl's.

• Her tats make her look worse...

• This show is fucking hilarious. That is what they need at the boring Oscars - booze and grass! SBC is not really that funny More ageist references by younger winners, wow! I am ROTFLMAO! Now Tina Fey looks pissed!

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• Lena and Adele should do lesbian porn.

• Lena Dunam is SO unpolished. I sort of love it, but it's just jarring. The hair, the weight, the fact that she can't stand or walk like she should. She's not a Hollywood pixie robot, which is welcome. The fact that she's not a beauty, and is not a size 0, fine. But, the tats, no. Good speech. Genuinely appreciative.

• The Amy and Tina jokes are great but the presenters are bombing.

• Think about this for a moment: this is the best Lena Dunham has ever looked in her life or will ever look. Trained professional stylists spent hours on her... and [bold]that[/bold] was the best they could do.

• You just know that every woman in that room felt ten times more beautiful once Lena walked on the stage.

• You see she was suprised and really was shaky; not fake like AH.

• [quote]The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously. It's a joke from a movie, dipshit. Get it? Good.

• Anne and Lena both pulling the "other actresses paved the way" card. =old.

• Tina Fey actually gave a shout out to "Girl" in the opening speech.

• Can someone tell me why I need to hate this Lena D.? I didn't get the memo! Someone catch me up please. I want partake.

• How has the biggest cock at the GG? Best Hairy hole? Best Bubble butt?

• If Hugh wins he will be slobbering about the love of his life while she sits there looking like his mother. They never spend a night apart according to his interview in TV Guide.

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• R156 - Word. Don't they have body makeup to cover those tattoos up. She looked ridiculous in that huge dress. You're not fooling anyone, we know that you're not skinny - just go ahead and wear something more form fitting.

• I'm sorry but I love Hugh. It's funny, there are usually naked hot guys, and the music is great (The Knife!). I know I'm supposed to hate it, but I don't.

• Thank goodness R141 I thought I was the only one!

• [quote]He mentioned the upskirt shot....hilarious That was tacky.

• Lena's back tattoo- Howard Johnson's motor lodge.

• Agree R160. I kind of liked her.

• Clearly HFP wants young Hollywood to start taking the spotlight from the veterans. Too bad none of them are really as interesting or talented as the older guard. At least not the American ones. The Brits seem to be able to produce talented young actors.

• R160... I have to agree with you.

• R147 Has obviously only ever seen half a dozen movies or is just impressed really easily.

• Foster is next.

• [quote]Lena Dunam is SO unpolished She's like amateur porn.

• The Meryl Streep Loon is having a MELTDOWN over Jennifer Lawrence's Meryl joke!

• Tina was doing a "joke reaction" to Lena's comment that Tina got her through middle school.

• "It's a joke from a movie, dipshit." She should not have said it. Period.

• Stylists need training?

• Does Adele have a tramp stamp on her fat arse?

• God damn.... The absolute and utter gracelessness with which Lena Dunham lumbers to the stage makes Bea Arthur look like Grace Kelly.

• Glenn Close has man hands.

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• This was better with Ricky Gervais.

• "It's taking Lina forever to get to the stage. I guess the ugly chicks get stuck in the back" She's modern day Agnes Gooch.

• "Taylor Swift, you stay away from Michael J. Fox's son!"

• Fat girls should wear flats. Period. Lena looked like a damn linebacker trying to get to that stage.

• [quote]Liev Schreiber has "I'm going to FUCK you" face. He can give me that look anytime he wants

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• Ewwwww....Leah Dunham.

• all my online feeds died. now it's just you, bitches!

• Was that the first time Lena Dunham ever wore a dress?

• Foster has an unattractive kid.

• Tina was joking but I think she really meant what she said about Taylor Swift needs some me time.

• Sascha Baron Cohen is fucking hot.

• Come on director why no shot of Swift during that joke?

• Is the ginger beside Jodie her son?

• Juliana's husband

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• Wow, one of Jodie's sons is very unfortunate looking.

• Jodie looks great.

• [quote]The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously. Don't you know a joke when you hear one? God, you must be fun at parties.

• I hate Jodie's hair and I hate her dress, but nevertheless she looks good.

• What the hell is RDJ on?

• What the hell did Helen Hunt win? (Returning from Downton Abbey)

• Is that guy sitting next to Jody Foster her son? He looks like Tilda Swinton.

• This RDJ bit is bombing.

• The Jody Foster intro is a horror.

• RDJ is boring.

• WTF? Jodie sitting with Mel. Ugh.

• "The Meryl Streep Loon is having a MELTDOWN over Jennifer Lawrence's Meryl joke!" I'm not the Streep loon. If Hathaway had said "I beat Sally Field" she would have been ripped to shreds. She praised Sally Field and she's getting ripped to shreds. Lawrence clearly has a fanclub here. But I will not get shouted down over her tacky and inappropriate statement. You thank the ones who paved the way for you, bottom line. You don't make trite jokes about them, especially ones who couldn't attend because they are very sick.

• Jody Foster, not gay at all.

• Kit Foster's braces are so big he can't close his lips over them.

• Jodie looks great.

• r168, Lena looks like a regular woman and she is NOT to be celebrated in any way on the DataLounge boards (or in life). If one does not look like Charlize Theron, she's not to be seen on television or on movie screens. How dare you, Lena!

• Lena Dunham looks like Rumer Willis.

• OMG, the Foster montage is cringeworthy. I bet Anne Hathaway is already picturing herself receiving the DeMille award.

• Wow RDJ was lame.

• What's he talking about, Foster being one of the youngest people to win an Oscar? She was 26 when she first won - haven't there been lots of younger winners?

• The stuffed animal hamsters were embarrassing. This show is a mess.

• I do not like RDJ as a speaker. This is not a celbrity roast

• [quote]But I will not get shouted down over her tacky and inappropriate statement. Mary!!!

• What do we know about Juliana's husband?

• Nice clips of Jodie.

• Will Jodie come out in her speech?

• Jod's hair is too flat on top; it needs to have lift to balance her jaw.

• R218, regular women aren't 80 lbs overweight with hunchbacks, mental patient lice haircuts and prison tats.

• Jody does look great. Is she generally liked in Hollywood?

• i'm a gay man and i am tired of all the cheap misogyny thrown at Lena Dunham by men gay and straight alike. men who aren't traditionally handsome get a free pass, people like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Steve Buscemi, while women who don't look traditionally beautiful actress-y get shit heaped on them. grow the fuck up.

• I read somewhere that James Woods was the father of her kids. Her oldest really does look like James.

• Seems lit though, as does nearly everyone else.

• Jodie looks like a death's-head.

• Foster is bombing

• Does Mike White have a son? Maybe the ginger kid is his.

• Stupid hair, it makes her head shaped like a pumpkin.

• Jody foster, people are not buying it, she and her friends are so odd. Biting the hamsters?

• OMG She's coming out?!

• Wow, I really have NOT seen a lot of Jodie Foster's movies. Maybe 3 or 4.....

• Did Nikke Finke OUT BRADLEY COOPER? "As for Bradley Cooper, he and Ryan Seacrest really need to redo their closets."

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• R172 what are you on about? The Knife?

• The movies she directed hasn't been very good. Beaver will probably be the last...

• Where do you live R230?

• "I am single."--Jodie Foster

• Yes!

• Really?

• Whoa - Jodie is coming out? Damn, no? Cmon, hope it's nerves that exlains this ineptness. Oh, okay, she's actually done it. Late, but what a venue.

• Way to go, Foster!

• Jodie comes out

• "I already did my coming out about a 1,000 years ago.... I am not Honey Boo Boo Child."---Jodie Foster

• So now for anyone who didn't know, now they know...that Jodie is "single".

• Come out with it, Foster!!!!!!!!!!!

• She's drunk off her as!

• OUT.

• r214 - I don't give a fuck about Lawrence. You're being mocked for being so thick.

• Oh shit- I thought the older ginger was Mike White. And Jodie is out.

• She looks good

• What the fuck is going on with Jodie? She seems "off".

• What is Jodie going on about?

• I give Jody props for loyalty, Mel is poison in Hollywood.

• R214 Are you serious? Anne would not have said I beat Sally Field, because Sally Field is not an Icon in Hollywood, Meryl Streep is. The joke was good-natured and just confirming that Hollywood holds Streep up to some sky high stratosphere. I highly doubt she thinks she is on her level yet and most young actress who beat out Streep would feel the same way. Lighten the hell up, there was no disrespect meant.

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• She's STILL complaining about her privacy! And her career! She's such a fucking whiner!

• Holy shit. She did not come out. Damn she just did, Damn she is is kind of raving. Ok it is a statement about privacy....and secrets.

• Was it my TV or did they silence a part of her speech just as she was talking about when she came out?

• This is so disjointed.

• Bitter AND drunk? Who knew Jodie could do both so passionately?

• Yep, she came out, officially.

• She's taking on the right to privacy for celebs.

• Jodie's speech is a mix of cringe and fascination.

• No love for Jodie in the audience.

• OMG!!! MEGAN FOX KNOWS HOW TO READ??????

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• Is she drunk? I'm cringing

• Oh hell the lesbos are going ape shit.

• This is so strange

• I've always liked her. Celebs should get privacy more often. We might like them a whole lot more.

• [quote]What the fuck is going on with Jodie? She seems "off". She's trying to both come out and make a plea for more celeb privacy simultaneously. She's stumbling, but it's heartfelt. And now she acknowledges her ex. And her kids. Okay, she gets full credit.

• Shit, she finally acknowledged Cyndi and her kids. Crap, this is fucking amazing.

• So she's REALLY out now. It took her most of the speech to work up to it. She hinted at it, but she only really admitted it when she referred to Sydney Bernard as her former partner.

• I am liking this speech.

• She is bombing I feel sorry for her

• Mine too R266

• Oh GAWD, shut the fudge up Jodie...you're a has-been.

• I do admire her for standing by Mel. I don't know what she sees in him, I think he is awful.

• Is she dying? What the fuck is going on?!

• did she come out....?

• wow, Jodie really is going on and on like we have never seen before, some of it beautiful, some of it strange.

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• Is her Mom ill or dead already?

• She's too smart for her own good.

• [quote]Jodie's speech is a mix of cringe and fascination. Absolutely.

• OMG, she was raving. Drunk off her ass.

• Is she on cocaine? I she having a manic episode? WTF is going on?

• Damn, she made me tear up.

• Beautiful - I loved it. Jodie Rocks!

• That was painful and honest.

• what's her deal with Mel Gibson?? are they drinking partners?

• WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?

• Crazy, crazy speech, but incredible. Wow!

• I'm sorry but I'm embarrassed for Jodie. That was one uncomfortable speech. And her boys are fugly.

• What the hell was she talking about? Is she quitting?

• Whatever the fuck this was, and it needed some editing, I liked it. She officially came out.

• R266 My sound went out too. And I think Jodi seems disjointed because she's nervous. I know, I know, none of you would be nervous coming out at an Awards show with all your peers, with it being telecast around the world, and announcing something that you've kept a professional/public secret for decades and which might ruin your chances of work in the future.

• She has some questionable taste in friends but I like Jodie.

• So, Jodie came out as Mel Gibson's best friend?

• Yes, you can tell by all the tears in the audience that Foster is bombing. Brilliant speech.

• That was a looney speech. The part about the "talking stick" made me think of MichFest.

• God, that was the whiniest, most bitter coming out ever. All she had to do is admit she was gay 10 yrs ago in an interview, instead she had to be dragged out kicking and screaming.

• [quote]Celebs should get privacy more often. We might like them a whole lot more. Except most of the people in that room live to whore out their private lives.

• Haha, famewhore-y AnnE with a tear glistening during Jodie's privacy speech.

• she has always been a bit strange but I admire her intelligence and strength.

• [quote]Was it my TV or did they silence a part of her speech just as she was talking about when she came out? I lost sound for a few seconds in there too, R266. I wonder if there was some pre-emptive censoring going on?

• I have no idea what I just watched.

• She celebrated being 50; she came out; she wants privacy; she is no longer going to act. In a nutshell. She was saying goodbye of sorts.

• Did Jodie Foster just announce her retirement from acting?

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• She was nervous and the first part of the speech was a hot mess but it was very honest at the end. WTF with the fake tears, Kate Hudson?

• Hopefully, there will be a transcript, because I did not understand the ending.

• That part of the speech about her mother made me tear up

• Remember John Hinckley Jr? That's why she values her privacy. And I don't blame her.

• Did Jody just say, I may never work again, but I'm going to be honest? I think that speaks to a lifetime of fear. The audience members crying in support of what this has cost her..,who'd get show? Deschanel...for one, Goldie Hawns daughter...who else?

• Quvenzhané Wallis

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• And R310 tells others to lighten up. Fake bitch.

• Gee whiz, being gay sure must be a big chore for y'all. Such drama!

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• The semi gays win again!

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• That speech was beautiful and amazing. I'm not surprised few of you understood it.

• Yes!! Ben Affleck!!

• Lots of people with tears at Jodie's speech. She was so nervous, you could tell. Brilliant Jodie. Well done.

• That was a real speech from Jodie and it was messy and honest.

• [quote]Did Jodie Foster just announce her retirement from acting? Sounded like it.

• She came out years ago didn't she...just google it.

• Are Tina and Amy going to crack a joke about this? I hope they can improv something.

• You are so right, R232. And she gets to fuck. Jack Antonoff. from. fun. tonight.

• Ben Affleck is talking fast.

• I thought she was saying that because she was coming put she expected to only be able to make tiny projects that no one would ever see.

• What do you think Jodie meant when she said to Mel, "You saved me." ??? Cryptic.

• [quote]She celebrated being 50; she came out; she wants privacy; she is no longer going to act. In a nutshell. She was saying goodbye of sorts. Good summary, R314. No question she was nervous and probably drunk, but she came out with a bang in front of a worldwide audience. So it was also a "hello" of sorts.

• Who didn't cry at the end of Jodie's speech?

• Did she actually say she was gay? Her career is basically over.

• Love you, R232

  Mia

• JLO just had a meltdown

• Did they get a shot of J.Lo? Awkward...

• So she comes out at the end of her career? How brave.

• Suck it, Modern Family!!! Yeah, GIRLS!

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• [quote]I thought she was saying that because she was coming put she expected to only be able to make tiny projects that no one would ever see. That's interesting, since she's pretty much avoided truly independent filmmaking.

• [quote]Did she actually say she was gay? Her career is basically over. She doesn't have much of an acting career anyway.

• Lena needs to take those heels off and just go barefoot. It is what her character on Girls would do.

• It's been a rough night for ya, hey r322?

• Jodie is NOT trending on twitter.

• Allison Williams has no boobs.

• The geeky sons are both gingers and look like brothers. Who's the sperm donor? Does Mel have ginger hair in his lineage?

• LA Times: [quote]Steven Zeitchik @ZeitchikLAT Jodie Foster backstage. Are you retiring? "Oh no, I could never stop acting. You'd have to drive me behind a team of horses."

• She didn't say she was gay (in those words), but she said she came out a million years ago and she also thanked her "co-parent and ex-partner of several years" Sydney Bernhard. She came out--though as indirectly as possible.

• Okay, that Chad Lowe thing was great.

• So wait, she said that because she was coming out she expected not to be able to do anything that anyone wanted to see anymore? What a defeatist attitude.

• Ewan McGregor... be still my heart!!

• HFPA gets it wrong again. They're not much better than the VMAs. So much for influencing the Oscars.

• When you get a Cecil B DeMille award is because your career is over and basically dead.

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• Yay Ben! He was shocked and rightly so

• thats what I meant r345 She's 50 gay and Mel Gibson is her best friend.

• Her sons look like the red headed guy from Harry Potter movie...

• Ben Affleck wins Best Director for Argo but gets no nomination by the Academy Awards.

• I love you too R232

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• At least that fucking Modern Family didn't win. The part that had everybody in tears was the part about her mother. Privacy? Become an accountant or teacher, NOT an actor or actress.

• Bale looks awful. Wow.

• Why wasn't Ru Paul Drag Race nominated?

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• Maybe Hugh can come out, too!!!

• Jackman?

• expect gushy

• Hugh Jackman. But of course.

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• Oh Hugh Jackman brought his mom... that is so sweet!

• The Academy has learned that it gets burned by awarding celebrity directors. And Affleck doesn't have the gravitas that Eastwood, Redford, Costner and Beatty had at the point where they were honored.

• Jennifer Garner in one of the finale dresses from WHITE CHRISTMAS.

• Bitchface cam caught Bradley.

• So, how does Russell Crowe now feels about holding hands with Foster some years ago? Is he in the room tonight?

• The comments about Jackman's wife are as tiresome as those about Dunham.

• R363, I generally agree but she had that crazy stalker who shot Pres Reagan to get her attention. She got intense about her privacy after that, and even more so once she had kids. I think some of the younger dataloungers don't realize what a major incident that was.

• Lots of weird winners tonight. Dunham? Affleck?

• Matt's coming out is more news than Jodie's tonight

• I don't get the Hathaway hate tonight. She was decent. Some of you are just too cynical and miserable to appreciate it. Lawrence was okay. Nothing to write home about.

• Yeah but the Jodie coming out probably really threw him R373.

• Hugh really overdid it with the I love my big fat wife bit what a fucking hypocrite

• ?

• Matt who R378? Matt Dallas?

• WTF is Salmon fishing in the Yemen?

• Matt came out?

• Hugh has mommy issues (seriously). Everyone knows why he married that heifer tranny.

• Umm, r232, both of those men are brilliant actors; Buscemi is a good director as well. They also have paid their dues and don't pretend they are leading men.

• Ugh, AnnE H. is appalling doing the cutesy schtick.

• Love Eddie Redmayne.

• I love Girls. Lena Dunham is ugly and unlikeable and fascinating to watch. Plus the show has hot naked guys and awesome music.

• Did I just hear Dustin Hoffman shudder at Les Miserables's Best Picture win?

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• ooh betcha Sir CamMack is pissed he didn't get thanked sooner!

• Where's Julia Roberts? And why is Brad Pitt invited to this event? Clooney put on a little weight in the midsection and his gf looks bored by him.

• Was it Matt LeBlanc? I thought he'd wait another ten years.

• what exactly did NBC edit out of the Jodie coming out speech?

• "that heifer tranny." What was that about an overdose of misogyny here?

• I genuinely believe that Hugh and wife are partners in a best friends/co-parents sort of way. Just not in the traditional way. That said, I do wonder if he heaped the wife-ly praise extra high in the wake of Jodie's coming out.

• Gross that SLP lost to Les Miz.

• [quote]They also have paid their dues and don't pretend they are leading men. How the fuck is Lena Dunham pretending she's a lead woman? She's simply accepting an award.

• "what exactly did NBC edit out of the Jodie coming out speech?" There were several sound issues during the show, I don't think they were "editing".

• Imagine if Marion won.

• Jessica Chastain is boooooooooring.

• What did heterosexual actor Jeremy Renner say to get censored?

• r395 - I don't know if it was edited out or technical difficulties, but I think the missing part was some or all of this: “I’m just going to put it out there. Loud and proud. I am single. Yes I am… [Expecting] what would be a big coming out speech tonight? I already did my coming out a thousand years ago back in the Stone Age. Those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends and family and co-workers… But now apparently I’m told that every celebrity is expected to honor the detailsof their private life with a press conference, a fragrance, and a primetime reality show.”

• Katryn Bigelow looks like Vanessa Redgrave. Are those cheekbones real?

• Wow, Jessica Chastain is really beautiful in the old-time sense of the term--she looks great in that baby blue, too.

• why is this thread stuck?

• Jessica Chastain is hot!

• [quote]Gross that SLP lost to Les Miz. Completely baffling. SLP was awesome. I had to turn off Les Miz after 10 minutes. The "sing" talking was unbearable.

• Rut Ro. I see a Jen law and Jess showdown at the Oscars Rachel Weiss looks gorgeous

• I heard all of that R404.

• Les Miz is the kind of movie that the Golden Globes loves to honor.

• Chastain has a receding hairline. What was with the bitter I've Been Sidelined crap? Millions of actresses never get a break at all and fight ten times harder and aren't related to Ron Howard.

• I read Jeremy Renner's lips. He said I have many years of making money before I can speak like Jodie Foster.

• Miserables over SLP is such a Globes thing to do.

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• I think he did, r391. Spielberg is not getting any love from the Foreign Critics.

• R381 nothings ever definitely been established about Hugh and guys so we shouldn't come down on him too hard. He can't help it if he sets us all off pinging like crazy. I just wish he'd be a bit more sincere about being a celeb.

• Hello, it's the Hollywood FOREIGN Press Assoc. Of course they're going to award that bloated mess.

• Jessica Chastain needs eyebrows.

• OH PLEASE!!!!! ALL YOU CUNTS CACKLING ABOUT THESE FAKE AWARDS! ALL GAYS KNOW THAT THE GG ARE A JOKE!!!!!! ONLY FRAUCUNTS THINK IT'S **REAL**! LMFAO!!!!

• I think it was really rude of Chastain not to thank OBL for making this possible for her.

• Daniel Day Lewis exemplifies why the Brits are so far ahead of us Yanks in the talented actor arena. Nothing surface about what he does. The guy digs deep for his performance so that it is not really a performance at all.

• R404 I did see and hear that part, but for me a part beforehand went silent for several seconds. Did it happen with Renner too?

• DDL, just made an intelligent, humble speech that sounded genuine.

• Matt Dallas just came out a couple of days ago.

• I blame OBL for Jessica Chastain. Blech.

• Critics choice and Golden Globes Best Picture ARGO. FUCK YOU ACADEMY AWARDS

• I love Hugh Jackman. I love Robert Downey Jr. but they are so full of themselves, it makes it tough to take.....Plus, both, who have continually been rumored to be at least bi, go on about their wonderful wives so much, that it makes me go mmmmm..Jackman on Broadway kept saying, "happy wife, happy life" throughout the show. A bit overkill to try and remind everyone that you are married to a woman.

• R403-- I think Renner said something like "seeing the movie made him shit himself."

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• Holy Crap, Ben over Steven!

• Isn't Victor Garber's black shirt and purple tie a throwback?

• So, Daniel Day Lewis felt compelled to dress in 19th-century garb?

• Whatever Hugh does in the bedroom is none of your business. Whatever it is, it will NEVER involve you.

• r433 = Cheryl

• So DDL won and Argo won? I don't want Argo or zero dark 30 to win the Oscars.

• [quote]I don't want Argo or zero dark 30 to win the Oscars. Well, you may be in luck. The Golden Globes are not always a great indicator of what does or does not win at the Oscars.

• Go away Cheryl.

• Did AnnE win anytihing? I was watching Downton. Were Tina and Amy funny? What was that last blab about Jodie that one of 'em shouted out as the credits rolled?

• There is no reason to read through this. Will someone summarize in 10 words or less?

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• They were a bunch of drunk people out there!

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• R438: "We're going home with Jodie Foster."

• Yes Anne won and apparently Jessica Chastine won.

• r438 Tina and Amy said they were going home with Jodie Foster.

• Lucy Liu's dress looked like she did a Scarlett O'Hara... excepted she skinned the sofa instead of ripping down the drapes.

• GGs starting voting crazy again

• [quote]There is no reason to read through this. Will someone summarize in 10 words or less? I'll try: LAZYASS WHINER QUIT BITCHING GET A LIFE NOW LOSER How was that?

• I loved Lucy's dress.

• Haiku meets Life of Pi.

• r444 I have a tablecloth that looks just like that.

• Golden Globe and Oscar have disagreed plenty in recent years. In the last eight year (2004 thru 2011 are eight individual years), most of the Globe winners lost their best-picture bid for the top Oscar. . . . 2004 Globe: "The Aviator" 2004 Oscar: "Million Dollar Baby" 2005 Globe: "Brokeback Mountain" 2005 Oscar: "Crash" 2006 Globe: "Babel" 2006 Oscar: "The Departed" 2007 Globe: "Atonement" 2007 Oscar: "No Country for Old Men" 2008 Globe: "Slumdog Millionaire" 2008 Oscar: "Slumdog Millionaire" 2009 Globe: "Avatar" 2009 Oscar: "The Hurt Locker" 2010 Globe: "The Social Network" 2010 Oscar: "The King's Speech" 2011 Globe: "The Artist" 2011 Oscar: "The Artist"

• [quote]I have a tablecloth that looks just like that. Well you better check your linen closet because I think Lucy Liu may have broken into your house and stole it right out from under you.

• Better than Halle's dress. It made her look like she had one boob, and that it was trying to escape.

• What is SLP?

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• LOVED every second of tonight's Golden Globes. LOVED Amy and Tina, every second they were on stage was a joy, the first time I ever felt that way about awards show hosts. I am happy for Claire Danes (I need to start watching Homeland), Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence, Hugh Jackman, Ben Affleck, Daniel Day Lewis, Les Mis, Argo and Jodie Foster's incredible speech. Great year.

• I'm just tuning into the final part of this thread now? Am I to understand that Ben Affleck won the Director's Award over Steven Spielberg? What the hell were they thinking?

• [quote]Ang Lee is so 1995. More like 2005.

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• No one seems to know whether Jodie Foster officially came out. It's being debated by the entertainment media and news sites all over Twitter:

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• [quote]Golden Globes 2013: Jodie Foster turns show on its head

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• r457, I think that's exactly how Jodie planned it. But she did come out in her own way.

• It's ludicrous, R459. Why can't she just say it clearly?

• So why did the Golden Globes decide to make an ass of themselves by giving Ben Affleck the Best Director award? He isn't even nominated for an Oscar, so what was the point? It's not going to go anywhere.

• Did none of you listen? Jodie Foster has been out for years. The same way you or I came out. She told her friends, her family, her co-workers.

• The part of Jodie's speech I missed: Foster also thanked her "heroic co-parent, my ex partner in love, but righteous soul sister in life. My confessor ... most beloved BFF of 20 years, Cydney Bernard. Thank you, Cyd. I am so proud of our modern family, our amazing sons, Charlie and Kit who are my reason to breathe and to evolve. ... Boys, in case you didn't know it, this song, like all of this, this song is for you."

• That is NOT coming out, R462. You have to actually SAY you are gay if you are a public figure before the media will refer to you as officially gay. David Ehrenstein explained this years ago.

• [quote]The Associated Press ‏@AP [quote]Jodie Foster came out without really coming out, suggests she's retiring from acting at Globe awards:

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• David Eherenstein is not an authority on anything, R464. Who made these rules for gay people? I must have missed them when I came out.

• There are no rules, R466. DL seems to think that if a person (namely, a celebrity) doesn't take out a full ad in a magazine or cover People magazine declaring "I am gay" that it's not an official outing.

• I'm assuming you're not a public figure, R466? It works a little differently if you are, dear.

• R467, until you officially say "I am gay" you are not officially gay. The media will not refer to a celebrity as gay until they do so. David Ehrenstein explains this in his book "Open Secret - The History of Gay Hollywood".

• Something tells me r468's use of "dear" to r466 was meant sarcastically... so as to wither and wound!

• Says who, dear R468? And yes, as a matter of fact, I do qualify as a public figure.

• R471, read what I wrote by David Ehrenstein at R469. If you are really a public figure you would know the media will not refer to someone as gay until they are officially out - it doesn't matter whether people are 90% sure someone is gay. It has to be officially confirmed from the mouth of that person. Remember also that the media is always worried about the threat of lawsuits if they say someone is gay before it has been confirmed.

• I think Anne lost her Oscar with her obnoxious grab for the Les Mis best pic microphone to finish up her own thank yous.

• [quote]So why did the Golden Globes decide to make an ass of themselves by giving Ben Affleck the Best Director award? He isn't even nominated for an Oscar, so what was the point? It's not going to go anywhere. It was a giant fuck-you to the Oscars. Affleck *should* have been nominated for an Oscar, without question, and he arguably should have won. Winning the GG so soon after the Oscar noms announcement was sweet revenge.

• [quote]Am I to understand that Ben Affleck won the Director's Award over Steven Spielberg? What the hell were they thinking? "Lincoln" was boring, and the Globes are tired of him turning in such obvious "Oscar bait" ("War Horse" last year, "Lincoln" this year). Since foreign criticis don't have their collective heads up Spielberg's ass like the Academy does, it's nice to see a more realistic vote.

• Are you kidding me, R474? 'Argo' is a piece of CIA propaganda. Why should that be recognized?

• Thank you! Lincoln WAS boring

• Because its a great movie, r477. One of the best in a very weak year.

• I refuse to see 'Argo' and I'm glad Affleck didn't get an Oscar nomination.

• Argo was good Lincoln well-meaning and too PC. Silver Lining Playbook would get my vote. Haven't seen Amour yet...

• Where was Jesse Eisenberg this year??

• He did a bad Woody Allen movie

• I love whoever keeps quoting David Ehrenstein reverentially as if he were the prophet Elijah. I assume it can only be David Ehrenstein.

• I don't think Jodie's speech was so great. Having Mel Gibson (who pushes gays out of windows for a laugh in his movies)with her didn't help... All she had to say is I'm gay. Big deal. John Hinkley will always be in jail... I don't think her reason for being in the closet pubicly is privacy its because she (and Tammy)are playing the same Hollywood game Rock Hudson did...

• Glenn Close was drunk off her ass!

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• I am always amazed to see people who started off as actors make their way to the top in other facets of show business. Aaron Spelling went from being a bit player on an old I Love Lucy episode to being a top producer and Father of Tori. The guy in the middle of this pic with George and Ben was in an episode of "Mama's Family" as one of Bubba's rock band mates. He was pretty funny too. Well, look at him now!

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• Who he?

• Jodie Foster's speech was her way of replying to the constant carping that she should publicly declare her gayness to everybody via whatever means of mass communication is at hand. Her honestly-held opinion is that she only feels responsible to be out and proud to the people who are actually a part of her life: friends, family, co-workers. You and I don't figure. I agree with her, others here obviously don't. DESPITE her honestly-held opinion she THEN went on to publicly declare her gayness by making very specific references to her long-lasting relationship with Cydney. And were those same carping critics on DL and elsewhere happy?

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• Jodie's speech was brilliance personified. Grown men and women were weeping. It was the real life version of THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA. Spielberg was pissed. Hathaway has made a fool out of herself before, but she redeemed herself last night. She was the best she's been in a while. Riva or the Wallis girl will take best actress. Neither of the other two seem to be inspiring much interest. A split vote is possible. The most exciting awards season in ages. Affleck for director. Argo for picture.

• I was Switzerland in the Datalounge Hathaway Love Hate War until, when LM won for best musical/comedy, she grabbed the microphone first to finish her thank yous. Ugh.

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• Times change and what you are all missing is the fact that JOdie has now established a new standard of coming out as gay.

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• [quote]Where was Jesse Eisenberg this year?? He's over. He's had his 15 minutes of fame.

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• [quote]The most exciting awards season in ages. Affleck for director. Argo for picture. It was dreadful and the Golden Globes really jumped the shark. Giving Affleck the award over Spielberg? And giving it to a movie which portrays the CIA (an organization that assassinated JFK) in a positive light? What were they thinking?

• Did anyone catch Bradley Cooper's face when Jodie was coming out? Me thinks he'll be next.

• I can't wait for Anne Hathaway to win the Oscar! DL will EXPLODE.

• No, I'm not having a meltdown, r182. I thought her joke was cute. Also, it's her way of paying tribute to uber-talent Meryl, obviously. And I also loved Amy Poehler's Meryl flu joke! And r495, I wouldn't be so sure. AnnE is becoming more manic and overwrought with every new awards show. Her speech was rehearsed to death, lifeless, and cringeworthy. Totally offputting. "Best strings of yesterdays I ever had"? Who says shit like that? I do believe the poster in the other thread (self-proclaimed industry insider) who said she's addicted to adderall.. In any case, the Academy will vote for somebody else, just to hear a fresh speech from someone resembling a normal human being.

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• Oh, and no matter what you think of her, Jodie made television history last night. I loved the speech, it was raw, vulnerable, flawed, heartfelt, and human. Loved how all the famewhores were in tears.. Best moment of the show!

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• R497 They were all in tears... especially Ann who was only in tears because she realized that's what she should have done in order to get even more attention!

• She gave your Meryl a shout-out back stage Streep Troll.

• Jodie was very human...not perfect but just human. I disagree with her but she has a right to her feelings. What she sees in Mel? I've no idea.

• r494 I was thinking that until he saw Hugh Jackman win the Golden Globe. I guess the closet doesn't look so bad afterall.

• He did seem a bit...disappointed about the loss to Hugh. He can come to me and I'll make him feel better.

• Agreed, r498. Ann was taking notes ! r500, re Jodie and Mel: you need to understand that Jodie is a scorpio. If you're even remotely familiar with astrology, you'll know what this means. Scorpios loathe being told what to do, and they hate society imposing expectations and values on the individual. That includes how you're supposed to behave when someone acts the way Mel has acted. Her loyalty to him is very complex, and not likely to abate. Her speech too, her intense need for privacy, her unwillingness to reveal herself, to actually say the word 'gay', her perceived bitterness, her struggle with society -- all that couldn't be more typical of a scorpio. Look at Tilda Swinton, another scorpio, who lives with, and loves, both her husband and her boyfriend. Scorpios NEED to be different. And they need to tear down the system. They do this cyclically, often destroying themselves first, before rising from the ashes once more. Like Hillary Clinton... yet another scorpio. She would NEVER leave Bill, regardless of how many times he's publicly humiliated himself and/or destroyed their collective work. Just like Jodie would never leave Mel, regardless of how many racist things he's said. Scorpios are attracted to damaged souls, because their own lives are governed by destruction and rebirth. How did Jodie end her speech last night? By destructing her old self, proclaiming the end of her career, however clumsily, and seeking a new beginning. With a scorpio, it can never be less dramatic than that.

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• Why hasn't anyone mentioned how bizarre the "work" Stallone and Schwarznegger have had recently looks? Are people that used to seeing surgically-disfigured old stars? Sly looked particularly gruesome.

• How many threads are you going to bore to death with that same stupid scorpio thread? are you just pasting it everywhere? are you a scorpio or just a troll?

• r505, proudly a troll. And as a true blue troll, the more I'm attacked, the more I'll post! *Kisses*

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• The Scorpio stuff sounds pretty accurate!

• Thanks, r507. It is, and it explains Jodie Foster.

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• Every year I have to remind people that the GOlden Globes have ALWAYS been bought and paid for by studios/actors/producers. And every year this fundamental fact is increasingly obscured by the television and journalism sectors who now make money from the spectacle in their own ancillary capacity. Eventually those of us old enough to know it's a sham "awards ceremony" will die off and this ridiculous circus will fulfill its own prophecy - no doubt never having to actually have to put on any kind of 'election' for a non-existent electorate.

• Who paid for Argo and Ben to win? Not Ben.

• R510 Yes he did, oh yes he did... just not in cash. And boy is George happy about it.

• Right now I am thinking about eating the shit out of Emmanuelle Riva's diaper!

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• "What did heterosexual actor Jeremy Renner say to get censored?" I figured he said something about how Kathryn Bigelow should have been nominated for a Best Directing Oscar. I heard, "...and really she..." then they cut to her table and she laughed. Anyone know for sure?

• What's the deal with Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? It was random that they were even there. Lainey hinted in her column today that she is looking to trade up, perhaps with DiCaprio.

• "Hey, idiots. It's a line from a movie."

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• Probably already been posted but let's recap with a slice of Michael K on Adele and Taylor Swift: [quote]Taylor Swift was nominated for a Best Song Golden Globe for that song from The Hunger Games, which is the first song that isn't about a dude breaking her Strawberry Shortcake heart (or is it?). Adele was also nominated for "Skyfall" and anybody who was up against Adele either didn't show up or spent the night getting level 5 (aka Glenn Close) drunk, because there was no way in hell they were going to win. [quote]To the surprise of nobody, Adele won, got on stage and gave a cute speech about how she thought she was on a little night out with her girlfriend and really wasn't expecting to shuffle away with a trophy. The camera cut to Taylor Swift making a perfect "Shut up, bitch, you lie" face. The smirk really sealed it for me.

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• [quote]What's the deal with Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? It was random that they were even there. Lainey hinted in her column today that she is looking to trade up, perhaps with DiCaprio. Suggestion: needing to be seen everywhere (read, papped) "together" because of split/cheating rumours?

• R509 = Jodie, still wagging her finger at us