2013 Australian Open Thread

In the hot summer sun of Oz, I look at the glistening sweat fall off the muscular young players and my microphone gravitates to my twitching lady bits.

Pam shut your fucking hole you stupid bitch. Ok I just had to get that off my chest.
John%20McEnroe
John, it sounds like you still have rage issues. Not like me, I was always so reserved and proper on court. And a raging whore off of it.
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Sharapova cruises 6-0, 6-0. I don't know what it is, but when I watch Sharapova, she just doesn't seem *that* good. She's a fighter, no doubt, but her tennis is so ugly, it just always amazes me that she can win so easily. I just can't believe her brand of tennis can win majors, but...
Is the heat rule in effect?
No heat rule today, I don't think. They're saying it's not as hot today as it was last week. Won't know for sure until a match goes into a 3rd set...
I will punish you, r2.
Forever%20a%20Chris%20Evert%20fan.
and a Graf fan and a Sabatini fan. They just don't make female tennis stars like they used to!!
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I never understood what Evert saw in Connors. That man is just a graceless ape.
What's Mirka gobbling this week?
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R9 Don't be mean. He loves her. I give him credit for marrying for love rather than marrying the typical trophy wife tennis players usually marry.
My hairy hole is really sweaty
Novak
Up for the glitch.
Mirka%27s%20HoHos%20
Lleyton Hewitt's shorts showcase his legendary package.
R13, I wish the shorts weren't so dark and baggy - it compromises the view, as it were... My other wish is that he beat Tipsarevic, but it doesn't look like that's on the cards :-(
r14 - They do cling in the front. I don't think he's wearing supportive underwear. His gear is from the clothing line he's launching. Only the second set and Hewitt's had 5 correct challenges. I think his pants are distracting the linespeople. He's a longshot to win the match, but he's won a lot of longshots over the years.
Did Hewitt win?
In a time when most female tennis players are total headcases, sometimes being a fighter is all it takes to win.
Amazing that Hewitt is still playing...but he always was a bulldog.
The way that Hewitt exited the court didn't look like he was saying goodbye to anything. Unlike, for example, when Andy Roddick left Wimbledon last year and looked like he might be saying goodbye to the crowd for good (then announced his sudden retirement 2 months later).
I thought Sharapova has already been on Twitter for years. There are a few accounts under her name, but there is one that has been posting photos like she just snapped them with her cellphone. I always thought that one was really her. But the news is that she just joined Twitter yesterday.
This thread is useless without pictures.
I hope the DelPo v. Mannarino match makes the ESPN broadcast tonight. Adrian Mannarino has been on my radar as a likely gay player for at least a year now.
Did you see the match already, R22? Is it worth watching?
No r23, it hasn't happened it. It's scheduled for 4th match on Hisense today. I don't know that it will be worth watching for the competitiveness - DelPo should dispatch Mannarino relatively easily. But I do like both players so I'll check it out. Also, after I posted I remembered that in the U.S. we aren't restricted to watching what ESPN2 broadcasts. Sometimes I forget that the ESPN3 website carries live coverage of multiple courts, and the Del Potro match will be available there even if ESPN2 is focused on some other pairing.
R22
Realistically, what are Federer's chances of winning this?
R24, they will be showing the Del Potro match later on.
Hewitt is hung like a bull, thick uncut meat
Last interesting female tennis player was Capriati
"This thread is useless without pictures." Here you go, R21. Mirka's usual treat of choice during the fourth set stretch (very stretched in her case).
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Here's a another picture of what Mirka would like to eat.
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Oops
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Judy%20Murray
Del Potro is playing right now, and I must say I like the way his new shorts stick to and sexily reveal his crotch area, where it seems he sweats quite a lot. Wish there were pics available to post.
Whom is Chris Evert screwing these days? She's like the Taylor Swift of women's tennis.
17-year-old American Madison Keys lost only three games today in an upset over Paszek. She looks like the real deal. Not like some of those other phony baloneys who got hyped after winning a couple lucky matches against some Russian chokers and an injured Sharapova.
Mel%20Oudin%2C%20entering%20a%20challenger%20event
As annoying as the hype for Melanie Oudin was at the USO a couple of years ago, I do feel a bit sorry for her - she just lost the plot so completely after that. And she just got rolled by an 18 year old Brit in the first round.
Roger Roger Roger
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What is Stosur's problem? A total meltdown on court if I ever saw one. It's not just because she's playing at home, it's got to be something else.