San Fran QB Colin Kaepernick

He's adopted, biracial, heavily tattooed, and the most exciting QB in the NFL. Oh, and he's sizzlin' hot. Plus, he has a pet turtle that weighs 119 pounds.

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/colin-kaepernick-huge-pet-tortoise/164706



• We heard!

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• Thank you OP for starting this thread! He's a gorgeous man (although the tattoos are a bit much). Anyone have any gossip about him?

• R2 his tats are bible quotes. Enough said.

• Hot!

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• I was going to dismiss the tats complaint as the usual prissy whining, until I googled his pics. I usually like tattoos but yes he is overly tatted, his back is completely covered. So is most of his chest and they're bad, ugly tats too, like he let a 10 yr old scribble all over him. And if they're mostly bible quotes, he must be a real freak too.

• I've been watching Kaepernick since his days at Nevada. I seriously never thought he would make it this far. He was not really on the recruitment radar. I'm happy to see that he has gone from the Western Athletic Conference (WAC - aka nowheresville) to the NFL Playoffs, and hopefully the Superbowl. Funny how everyone creams over the SEC, but it's a lowly WAC player who is making the headlines. Fuck the SEC.

• Those tattoos completely ruin his look. Completely disgusting. He looks dirty and smelly.... like he just served 15 yrs for rape.

• He looks so sizzling. The kind of man that would fuck your brains out, until you completely passed out and then just kept going at it like a demanding pig without nary thought for you.

• Plus, last night, he handed my Packers their ass. I knew the Packers were going to lose when, at the beginning of the 3rd quarter, the Packers went 3 and out. Kaepernick is very impressive. I'll be curious to see how he does against a defense that actually, unlike the Packers, shows up to do thier job. Don't even get me started on Aaaron Rodgers.

  Della fuming, but will get over it.

• Is his girlfriend white?

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• I hope he has great hygiene as I once read that turtles have all kinds of harmful germs on them. It can be bad news if a person handles them with even a small cut.

• When did "heavily tattooed" and "sizzling hot" start appearing in the same sentence? He looks trashy. Maybe he was sizzling hot, but he inked that away.

• Not hot, sorry.

• [quote]Is his girlfriend white? I don't know if he has a current girlfriend, but his ex-girlfriend was black. Believe it or not, not everyone wants to date only white people.

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• I'm a Packers fan, so still pretty upset about last night, but yes it's undeniable that he is fucking hot. The tats make him even hotter. Are the guys on here who complain about tats all over 65?

• So hot except for that face. Yeesh.

• Awesome QB! Awesome game!

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• I had to use a separate post to gripe about the goatee. Please lose it Kap. Please.

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• And this thread is the final evidence that breeders have over-run this place.

• "Heavily tattooed" + "sizzlin' hot" = oxymoron.

• You can always skip a thread, you know, R19. Wouldn't want to mess your nails while they're drying.

• [quote]So hot except for that face. Yeesh. You're probably one of those people that thinks that fugly tub of lard Tim Tebow is hot.

• Oh, please, R22. THIS is a hot man:

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• Neither Tebow nor Kaepernick are good looking at all in my opinion, but Kaepernick is much better looking than Tebow. Tebow looks disgusting and as if he rides the short bus.

• Kaepernick is a decent-looking guy with an incredible body. The turtle makes him even more likable; the tattoos detract from his appearance, however. For someone so young, he's covered a LOT of his body.

• That face on Kaepernick could scare small children. Even Andrew Luck is better looking than him.

• It's amazing that a lot of these young quarterbacks aren't very attractive - Kaepernick, Luck, Bradford. It's pretty rare that a QB looks like a fashion model.

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• He has a much nicer anus than Tebow

• "Don't even get me started on Aaron Rodgers." When Kaepernick ran that touchdown in, the cameras went to Rodgers on the sideline, and he was just sitting there EATING SOMETHING, rolling his eyes and munching away like he didn't have a care in the world. I know you hate Favre, Della, but we never saw that kind of "whatever" attitude from him. Never!

• I don't "hate" Favre. I hated how some Packers fans couldn't see that the team was right to move on from him. Hell, I was arguing the season before he shit the bed at Lambeau in overtime against the Giants that he should be traded. Now, the problem with the offensive play calling of the Packers is going long ALL.THE.TIME in a situation where you need only a quick screen pass to move the chains. Throwing the long pass when you need only say, 6 yards for the first down takes too long and then boom- Rodgers sacked. Coach McCarthy better enlarge his bag of tricks, because, guess what, thier opponents have caught on to what's now, and has been, in his play call repertoire.

  Della

• Yum

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• I am rooting for SF over ATL

• I'm not an anti-tattoo troll, really. But when I see people with as many tattoos as Colin, I do think "what's wrong with that person". Why do they cover their bodies with so many tattoos? The ones on his back - he can't even see them - what's the point? How much did he spend on all of those - he could probably feed about twelve of Sally Struthers' orphans for a year! Does he think that's a good look? I'm not the best to comment on this because I've never had any interest in tattoos, and never understood my friends who have gotten them. But they at least get one or two small things that matter to them, instead of getting ink all over their body.

• R21...fuck off and die in a grease fire, homophobe. Disgusting breeder trash.

• R33...it's repression. Covering their naked body in such a way that it's virtually incapable of being seen. It's anti-sexual. They have muscular bodies and are trying to desexualize them by getting hideous crucifixes and such all over them. You see this with a lot of hot younger guys who seem...confused. Or who are part of a masculinist culture that devalues sex appeal in men. Guys aren't 'supposed' to be seen as sex objects, and this is how they accommodate the culture.

• He is a cool dude.

• r35, that is a very bizarre stretch. the world doesn't revolve around your notions of sexual attractiveness, man.

• He is average looking at best, Alex Smith is much hotter and has a great ass! I use to watch 49ers games just see his ass. Now, no more reason to watch.

• Hypocrite to boot, R34? No surprise. Larger point: Some gay men like football, douche. You're the phobe here, asshole.

  R21

• Totally turned off to all the tats...do not find him even remotely gorgeous...looks like a street thug. Good quarterback though. (Give me Aaron Rodgers any day.)

• I hate tattoos and I'm 28...nowhere near the 65 mark.

• Not good looking at all and definately looks like a street thug/gang member.

• Y'all, I just licked the screen while looking at those tattoo photos

• "Plus, he has a pet turtle that weighs 119 pounds." Becuase he is a raging fan of The Neverending Story.

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