Turkey as a pet? Doesn't turkey poop STINK majorly? Went to a turkey farm once, could barely breathe. The chicken coops, tolerable.
Domestic turkey's have been so inbread to get larger breast meat that they are mentally retarded. Some female turkey's are so dumb that they forget to squat when they lay an egg and the egg smashes.
"Some female turkey's"
Turkey's what, dear?
[quote]Some female turkey's are so dumb that they forget to squat when they lay an egg and the egg smashes.
Those might be the smart turkey mamas, unwilling to bring their children into such a cruel world.
Doesn't matter so long as they're white.
I meant to sign R10 "Arkansas Poultry Manure Shoveler"
Otters and wolves. Theys my favorites.
Why do Kirstie Alley's pet lemurs cost 40-50K to maintain?
Chickens, but that's not saying much.
Turkeys are so stupid they have to be forced into the barn when it rains. They will look up to see what the rain is and drown.
Now a chicken, you can put its head to the ground and draw an imaginary straight line away from its beak and the chicken will stay down till you "wake it up."
Neither bird is smart.