How do gay/bi celebs on the down low satisfy their need for cock?

Serious question. People are obviously gay or bi such as Jake G, Lautner, Efron, Cruise...even Z-listers like Mark Consuelos. With the paparazzi constantly shadowing them (or their mates), how are these celebs able to hook up for M2M action? Are they all aware of each other's needs and gather for sex parties? Do they see escorts/porn actors on a regular basis who, at the behest of attornies/agents, signed some sort of contract to keep their mouths shut? Do they sneak out at 3am in a hoodie and head to some adult video joint? Do they do it in plain sight, with their agents tossing a bone to the media with tame news about another client in exchange for their silence? I'd go crazy without having access to cock on a regular basis. When it comes down to it, these celebs are men with the exact same needs. So how is this all done in Hollywood?

• They may have to be discrete about things but celebrities have money and connections. I imagine they do rather well. We have it better that married men becuase they are stuck sleeping with big mouth anything for a buck women. You hear about woman outing private affairs much more than men. Just another reason to dislike women. So transparent and nasty.

• They order in, like CEO's do.

• Some of us just know how to be very discreet.

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• Well, how do you think that Hollywood provider to the stars Scotty made his money? I bet there are new Scottys out there now ...

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• Christ, is that little baby dyke creature getting pounded by that huge beefy bodyguard? Lucky Biebs.

• FF @ R1

• I think many of the celebs on the down low hook up with other celebs, because they know they won't blab about it.. since they're in the same situation themselves and understand. Of course all of this may fall apart if one or both of the celebrities in question decide to come out, but that's just a risk they have to take. I definitely think most closeted actors go for other closeted actors or musicians etc, just because it's less risky.

• Fuck off R7. I have an opinion. Save the ff shit.

• They become Scientologists.

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• OP, it might be news to you, but not everybody enjoys going to the porn video joint and sucking off strangers. Look at Jeff Gordon and Mark Consuelos for one answer to your question. For another answer, consider the revelation about Travolta and his pilot, Cary Grant and his male secretaries, and Liberace and his chauffeur.

• So why doesn't the media probe Consuelos/Gordon? That would make great tabloid fotter. Instead we get Kelly and her happy home.Is someone paying off the paps to steer clear of the Ripsueloses.

• We're not gay; we were just roommates, dammit! And what cock?! We love the vagine! Realy! * Ioan Gruffud/Matthew Rhys * Eric Kyle Szmanda/George Eades * Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters * Chase Crawford/Ed Westwick * Penn Badgley/Milo Ventimiglia * Ben Affleck/Matt Damon

• Is Mark Consuelos really gay and if he is, does Kelly know about it?

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• Many celebs look different when not in make up or when they are not working on a project. My bet is they do hookup discretely, and if someone says "you look like Bradley Cooper", they just say "yeah, I get that a lot".

• Or, R15, they hook up with someone they know, someone they trust.. like a close friend. Or like an assistant, because they wouldn't dare say anything, they'd be too scared to get fired. Or, like I said upthread, that they'd hook up with other closeted celebs, because well.. they're in the same boat, and they'd never say anything. I also think it would be safe to hook up with other openly gay celebs, just because they've been in the same situation themselves, they're happy with being out, and they'd never intentionally out anyone. When you're gay you know how delicate it is, and outing someone is the worst thing that can happen.

• [quote]I think many of the celebs on the down low hook up with other celebs, because they know they won't blab about it.. since they're in the same situation themselves and understand. That's always been what I figured as well.

• They date in Europe.

• [quote]People are obviously gay or bi such as Jake G, Lautner, Efron, Cruise...even Z-listers like Mark Consuelos. Oh please. Yes. OBVIOUSLY! Fuckin' Mary.

• Celebrities usually have a trusted inner circle of friends who front for them. They keep the fucking to people they know can be trusted or bought off. Closted celebrities often have many close gay friends who will usually hook them up. One of the best known circles in NYC is Cohen/Anderson/Consuelous/Garber/Wittman. If a closted "straight" man is close friends with this circle, he's gay.

• R20 OK, I'm dumb. Who is the Wittman in that circle? Is Garber = Victor Garber?

• Garber=Teri Garber

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• Somehow I don't think the paparazzi are constantly shadowing Mark Consuelos, OP.

• Closeted actors go for other closeted or glass closeted actors. Easier to hide because often they work together.

• First of all, OP, some of them don't want cock. And of course anyone who wants to have sex frequently and anonymously whether a hotel clerk or a movie star can do so with relative ease. My guess is that the OP is a troll.

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• I think they have "friends" and "employees", aka a "posse". Actually str8 people are allowed to have friends and employees.

• The paps may not shadow Mark Consuelos, but the ought to shadow his wifey.

• Damn, what did I do to you bitches?

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• Wittman is Scott Wittman. If you don't know who he then you don't know NYC gay.

• OP, you should ask Colton Haynes this question since he is the one that satisfying the needs of downlow mens in Hollywood!

• Many celebrities suppress their interest in the same-sex. I know of many people that successfully abstain from same-sex relations because of career, religious beliefs,family, society. It can be done. Just because one is attracted to the same sex does not mean they can't deny the desire.

• gym steam rooms are very popular. No photographers there. Reebcock aka LA sports in New York has a lot of jacking and fucking DL celebs like George Snuffleguppulus.

• Colton Haynes has the right idea and hook up with other closeted celebrities, go to exotic locations and have an all out cock filled good time.

• Michael C. Hall got caught getting a bj in the Reebok NY steam room. It was a blind item.

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• What exactly gives people the idea that Mark Consuelous is gay? They married and had kids long before Kelly was famous.

• Yep, he is living the life r34. Hopefully the cocks he services are hot.

• R36, he has a body that won't quit, he once took his clothes off for money, he's friends with noted gays, and his wife is hyper. They want him to be gay, so he's internet gay. No harm, no foul.

• IKR? It's obvious he's gay friendly, but gay?

• R30, isn't Scott Wittman as out as out can be?

• Only Mark Consuelous and Mark Consuelous's boyfriend knows if he is really gay or not.

• Yeah R20 that sounds really safe and secure if YOU know about it and post about it on DL...Next!

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• R1 and R9, what R7 was objecting to is the way you spelled "discrete." That spelling means separate or distinct. The word you wanted is "discreet," which means "doesn't run his mouth."

• Mark Consuelos for example hooks up with Andy Cohen. Why do you think a good looking, wealthy, gay celeb like Cohen is single? Others can get personal assistants who sign confidentiality agreements etc. It's not hard to get someone who won't talk.

• Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan, he was incredibly rude and dismissive. I've met and said hi to many celebrities over the years, and he's in the VERY small minority of those who have been rude. In retrospect, I'm thinking maybe he acted that way because I'm a guy, he's in the closet, and he didn't respond more warmly or politely because he didn't want me or anyone else on the platform to perceive him as gay?

• [quote]I'm thinking maybe he acted that way because I'm a guy, he's in the closet, and he didn't respond more warmly or politely because he didn't want me or anyone else on the platform to perceive him as gay? I'm thinking he acted that way because he doesn't like trolls cruising him on the subway.

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• [quote]What exactly gives people the idea that Mark Consuelous is gay? They married and had kids long before Kelly was famous. He's not but he sets off the Datalounge Homo Detector. He's good looking, that alone will gets you points. He is seen in public with male friends. Good looking male celebrities can not have male friends and should only be seen with one's wife or girlfriends. Mark doubles the male friend points buy being fiends with a gay guy, Andy Cohen. That's a definite 50 points right there.

• I don't know the guy at all, but does he wear tight fitting shirts, R47? That gets you at least another 50 points.

• ff r1.

• The next time Mark is on Watch What Happens Live, I dare one of you bitches to call in and pretend like you are going to ask a legit question, and then drop the bomb by asking Mark how he satisfies his need for cock. His reaction will tell us everything!

• News flash WWHL callers are all friends of the show..they are preselected to call in.

• r45, Mark has a phobia of tunnels.

• Wow, the lengths you queens will go through to re-inforce your fantasy that all your favorite celebrities are gay...

• [quote]Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan... I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that.

• "For another answer, consider the revelation about Travolta and his pilot, Cary Grant and his male secretaries, and Liberace and his chauffeur." Or Jim McGreevey/Golan Cipel

• [quote] Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan, he was incredibly rude and dismissive. A fan of what - his bearding? His famewhoring? His ability to be Mr. Kelly Ripa? Maybe he knows it and that's why he scowled at your statement. He doesn't really DO anything....

• I never heard that story about Michael C Hall before. I can totally believe he's on the down low.

• [quote]You hear about woman outing private affairs much more than men. Just another reason to dislike women. So transparent and nasty. BAHAHAHAHA! No.

• What's wrong with approaching Mark Consuelos respectfully on a subway platform and telling him I was a fan? I had seen him a few times on TV with Kelly, subbing for Regis, and I thought he was very charming and funny. But he was so cold to me when I spoke to him, it was uncalled for. Also, how does anyone in this thread know what I look like? To hell with you nasty queens. And I mean that in the nicest way.

• Consuelos doesn't really seem gay to me, just Italian pretty boy. Anyway, this thread shouldn't skew heavily toward Mark Consuelos.

• They have boyfriends.....they just refer to them differently than other people. (this is my personal trainer, agent, manager, personal assistant, producing partner.....)

• Never heard anything about Mark Consuelous being gay. That dude is hot as hell.

• Some of them can go without sex for a long time. Some of them would rather "be with themselves" as opposed to another person.

• Why is he doing extra work on American Horror Story? Did Jessica have has lines cut?

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• R59, it was NY, correct? It's the same reaction most NYers have when approached by a homeless person, or any stranger for that matter. You don't know if they're crazy and about to pull out a knife or a gun on you. I lived there for several years, and it's something you usually don't do. It's even scarier when someone approaches you in a subway station nowadays; you half-suspect someone is about to push you onto the rails. Or maybe it wasn't him. What the hell would Mark be doing in a subway station?! More likely, he'd either have a private car or he'd take a cab. It might've been a case of mistaken identity. There are lots of hot Latinos in NY.

• [quote]Or maybe it wasn't him. What the hell would Mark be doing in a subway station?! More likely, he'd either have a private car or he'd take a cab sometimes Ms. Ripa forgets to give him his pocket money for the week.

• They ring up Nathan Lane.

• R66, do you live in NYC? I have seen everyone on the subway! If I have seen people such as Jason Bateman, Olympia Dukakis, Chris Noth, even opera singer Renee Fleming, etc on the subway, then Mark Consuelos should not be a surprise. In any case, if Anderson does not bike to work, he will ride the subway as well.

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• Mark Consuelos and Jeff Gordon? Really? Now THAT would be hot pocket gay action!

• [quote]In any case, if Anderson does not bike to work, he will ride the subway as well. Is this for real? Dear God. How can he stand people staring not to mention all the disgusting things that go on daily in NYC subways? Doesn't he have a car and driver to insulate him from the teaming masses?

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• R65, that's true. I have a lot of friends who live in LA/WeHo and it's just unspoken law that you DO. NOT. SPEAK. to a celebrity. I assumed it was the same in NYC.

• someone make a cunty flyover joke about r72 please.

• Is that really a thing, r72?

• About six years ago, Jeff Gordon was filling in for Regis who was away. When Jeff and Kelly were chatting at the beginning of "Live" she laughed at how sleepy he seemed and told the audience that Jeff and her hubby had stayed out all night and he just got to the station in time to get ready and Mark was late in helping the kids get off to school.

• A couple of years ago there used to be a lot of swinger blinds all over the interwebs who people guessed were Mr and Mrs Consuelos.

• R13, add Ackles/Padalecki to that list too. Roommates, sure!

• [quote]I think many of the celebs on the down low hook up with other celebs Thinking of a threesome - McBongo, Jakey G. and Lance Armstrong.

• very easily. you make friends and contacts within the industry. i work in showbiz and i know gay, lesbian and bisexual actors, actresses and singers. ive hooked up with actors and producers (hot ones not fat and ugly ones) see all people involved know that a leak would hurt everyone involved. the mistake John Travolta made was seeking and loving outside of his circle. i mean guys that give massages and private pilots, come on really? and also if you are going to stray outside the industry have the common courtesy to give substantial hush money. to silence and make your mess go away. and stay away from hookers and escorts or craigslist and such.

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• [quote]What's wrong with approaching Mark Consuelos respectfully on a subway platform and telling him I was a fan? Perhaps he was just being careful that you weren't a weirdo that throws people off the platform. It happens you know.

• Talk about desperate fantasies about a married man with children. Mark Conseuelos is heterosexual.

• r40 Yes he has been out and with Marc Shaiman. However, he has many "straight" friends in show business.

• [quote]fantasies about a married man with children. Sounds like the mindless mutterings based on a fundie frau mentality. The morons all think a married man with children has to be straight.

• r83, the presumption is that a married men with children is heterosexual. that is a reasonable and usually accurate assumption. otherwise, the burden is on the one asserting otherwise to come up with convincing, objective evidence that the person is not heterosexual.

• Just date within showbiz. It is in everyones career interest to keep the secrets. Modeling is also like this.

• Hear, hear, r84.

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• Although, R79, plenty of fairly well-known people hook up with "nobodies", particularly when traveling or doing something on location. I'm not talking super legendary celebrities or anything (unless the hush factor you mentioned), but a lot of those who do it seem to have a pretty good sense for safe bets.

• confidentiality agreements....they meet somebody, they like them, the lawyer calls them , they sign the papers, then they are afraid to talk because of the potential lawsuit.

• R45 This really doesn't surprise me. I too have met several celebs over the years and surprisingly it's the A, B, and C-listers that are nicest and the D-listers have been the rudest. I guess the D-listers are bitter about how shitty their careers are.

• I work in PR in LA. We have some pretty big clients. One, when he was single would fuck anything, guys more than girls though. To further his career he decided to get married, his wife was famous as well but more b list. She told him"if we do this no more men" and they got married and had kids. He stuck to that for a little bit but would find some younger up and comer on his set and "guide" his career which worked out for us because we got more clients that way. Oh and to the poster who said Ripa was not famous when Consuelos and she got together, she was. They were both on All My Children - that was where they met and got married and how she got the hosting gig on Regis.

• Me too. Sometimes I wonder how the fangurls can buy all the BS we feed them.

• "I have a lot of friends who live in LA/WeHo and it's just unspoken law that you DO. NOT. SPEAK. to a celebrity. I assumed it was the same in NYC." Of course it is true in NYC R72.

• I never saw Mark Consuelos except as fill-in host on Live with Regis and Kelly. I could not tell if he is gay, but he is as dumb as the dust bunnies under my bed. Even less intelligent than his wife, and I would not think that was possible if had not witnessed it.

• Does anyone remember the name of the gay resort near St. Pete where he used to hang out during his stripper days?

• r90...so who is it?? they can never trace the leak to you...

• r88 confidentiality agreements are mostly for people who work for celebrities, not so much for one night or short term fucking. It truly is more a trusted circle of people and an occasional health or gay club dalliance. Hell's Kitchen in NYC has a few places where this type of hookup goes on.

• R90 and R95, Kevin Bacon?

• Ben Affleck, R95

• Tyler Perry does it by offering his trade small roles in his movies and plays.

• um, just for the record, Tyler Perry is not gay. He is engaged to marry model Gelila Bekele. I know, I know, that means nothing on datalounge, but the reality is that he is straight.

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• [quote]um, just for the record, Tyler Perry is not gay.

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• r97 I was thinking bacon or broderick but since Broderick was already established as a theater actor long before SJP and not leading man material, I tend to think he did not marry to advance his career. My guess would be kevin bacon.

• I could never tell - even if no one could figure out who I am if I out that person they know what firm it came from and I screw my life. Yes PR people, Agents, Actors all read these blogs. Some even participate. I know of one Big name like A+++ actor who participated on a celeb gossip blog (not this one). He has named names and confirmed BIs. When I started work in PR I thought all that stuff was not real..the rumors. One week later I am dropping off material to a client on set and he is flashing me his cock in his trailer...married with kids too. The best advice I ever got was "these people are not your friends, never forget that."

• r103 I think we all know by now that Robert Downey, Jr is a participant in blogs and blind item postings.