Lana%20Kane- The show is really beneath Lisa's high brow persona.
Adrienne
- Watch the first 15-20 minutes or so. All breeders, none excessively attractive, all with vile personalities. Will not watch again.
- * Watched
R2
- Hated that blonde cunt with the stupid name who bullied everyone else. I hope she is horribly scarred in a grease fire.
Incidentally, I didn't think that any of the female "hot staff" were as attractive as Lisa. Seriously. They were all up their own asses but not particularly good looking or charismatic.
Sorry, Lisa. :(
- she was a no show at Kennedy's $45,000.00 birthday party ??? :((
Taylor
- Horrible! so phony and scripted. Reminded me of the Janice Dickinson Modeling School show.
- Those boys ain't straight. No way, no how.
- Nice try, Andy at R7. A bunch of boring breeders swapping their straight partners throughout an entire season is not my idea of must-see TV. Why not produce a show with a bunch of hot guys--[bold]all gay[/bold]--swapping each other and air it on Bravo. Give your loyal viewers what they want, and then we'll talk. This Real Housefrau horseshit is over.
- Yeah, it was.ridiculous. That blonde woman, who insists that she is descended from a Swedish princess, is particularly revolting.
- Like royalty, or even a person with class and dignity, would be working at a bar. Puhleeze.
- I don't understand why peole like the Real Housefraus franchise.
- Google images for Jax Taylor and actor/model Vincent DePaul. They were boyfriends attending fashion week together several years ago, pictured together very lovey dovey and identified in the papers as boyfriends. So since he is living with Staasi, he is at a minimum bisexual or the whole show is a sham.
I am still chuckling over that plain Jane talking about how great looking they all are and then saying "sorry". She would not be great looking for Coon Knob, Arkansas, let alone L.A.
- OMG I know that guy Vincent de Paul from Miami-he blew me in the locker room of the david barton gym at the delano. He's hot, but hovering 40. How old is Jax? How long did they date for?
- R12 Maybe my gaydar is still in fine order because when I saw the commercial for this show I immediately thought he was gay. Then, I looked at his bio on Bravo and saw that he is supposedly dating a woman and thought I got it wrong.
- R13 did you enjoy the steam room? It's a fuck a feast on the weekends
- [quote]So since he is living with Staasi, he is at a minimum bisexual or the whole show is a sham.
Sweetie, they are actors, stop think Reality TV is "reality". So once again,Those boys ain't straight. No way, no how.
- I feel better now. I thought I was the only one who thought this show was a masterpiece shit!!!!! Is this supposed to market Lisa's restaurants? Really? Who came up with this brilliant idea? Gigi? This is retarded!!!!
Lana%20Kane
- I don't mind that it was completely fake (all Bravo "reality" shows are completely fake) but it was just so relentlessly boring. What is the point of that show?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- this was before DBG moved up the beach....at the delano, the lockerroom just had two showers-separated by a curtain that was always getting peeled back...
- Do these vile people who work at Sur actually lend some cache to the place? Is Lisa hoping to attract customers who want to see the people involved in all this (fake) drama up close, no matter how repulsive they and their antics are? I suppose any publicity is good publicity.
- Why did the guy who LOVES to use the work "sucks" shave his forehead? Not his brow area, the middle of his forehead. Very strange.
- I have tried to watch this and I can't. It's fake and weird! I am done! I am texting as I am trying to watch this! It's fake, I finally changed it! Oh God sorry but Lisa it has to be Cancelled! Bad and so fake!
- I like Lisa a lot, but found this show to be unwatchable. Good concept, but truly horrible people.
I thought the actual transition from RHOBH to the new show was pretty cool though. Felt a bit like the old network days (70s, 80s).
- Id hoist my legs for jax any time.
Pandora
- Umm, no. I refuse to watch. I can't even believe there's a thread about this abomination.
- So we're still supposed to believe Lisa is "classy"?
- Probably one of the most pointless and boring reality shows of all time, and that says a lot. The sad thing is that these servers think that their incredibly shallow lives are interesting enough for anyone to give a shit. How are the ratings? Are people actually watching this dreck?
- Oh Lisa, Really?
- Jax and Tom Sandoval are both hot.
- The guys on the show are closeted gay men and I don't support reality tv shows where the guys are clearly gay yet act heterosexual. I was the same way with Million Dollar Listing with the Madison and Josh characters . Since they came out, I now tune in.
- Trashy
The%20Maloofs
- I want jax inside me deeply.
Brandi
- I just found out lisa vanderpump was the woman in the ABC poisoned arrow video - -blew my mind!
http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/vintage-vanderpump-vixenism
- Someone on another thread said this show is a hit in the ratings. That cannot possibly be true, can it? Anyone know?
- The gays not watching this? I was pretty sure y'all would be talking about last night's explosive episode
- Supposedly Stassi was on The Amazing Race - Family Edition.
She got to see Phil's amazing package in person.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DPpsFFQ_SmmI
Jeff%20Probst
- This show makes Hamlet look unscripted.
- [quote]This show makes Hamlet look unscripted.
If so, it's better acted than most so-called reality shows, like The Hills. God, the Kuntdashians are the worst. "OK, this week Kim's going to pretend to have a nervous breakdown. We'll dress her up in wigs and have her adopt multiple personalities." (This was the actual plot one week.)
[quote]The guys on the show are closeted gay men
Some certainly appear to be. My favorite moment was when Tom's butch girlfriend borrowed his make-up and said, "Tom never met a cosmetic he didn't like."
- I love trashy entertainment (Mob Wives, Million Dollar Decorators, Gallery Girls, etc.) but this show is so bad the first episode almost turned my stomach upside down.
- I'm shocked there's such outright hatred for something so innocuous. I'd expect some interest, if only for the men. (The long-haired manager--Peter?--is growing on me, too.
There are much worse things on the air, even on Bravo. For a network that has foisted a dozen "real" housewives shows on us, each trashier than the last, this by comparison seems as refined as a Merchant Ivory film.
- These "hot" guys remind me of a couple fraternity brothers I knew.
They know they're good looking but are incredibly insecure about themselves. They think that if their looks go, they have NOTHING to live for.
One guy got in a bike accident and had some road rash over his eye. Wouldn't leave the house for two weeks. Spent his days staring in the mirror whining and calling every girl he knew for makeup help.
Needless to say, the other brothers were ruthless in their heckling.
It was a laugh riot.
Frat%20Fag
- Vegging out watching this trash now. My god, has there ever been assembled a more self-absorbed, narcissistic, entitled group of people for a reality show? Someone needs to remind them that they're service people.
- [quote]Vegging out watching this trash now. My god, has there ever been assembled a more self-absorbed, narcissistic, entitled group of people for a reality show? Someone needs to remind them that they're service people.
And yet you're watching them and contributing to their ratings...
Ironic
- I've already changed the channel, r43, dear heart.
r42
- Shame on you people who watch this tripe. I love LV, but not this much.
- Is that piece of shit still on?
- r41 Well, they're right. They should be concerned about losing their looks
- None of those guys are really goodlooking. The episode where the one was in bed in Vegas - you can tell how much makeup he must wear in everyday life.
- Peter has beautiful eyes. I want to see him and Tom in a prolonged 69 session, complete with cum swallowing.
- Lisa's son Max is cute. How come we don't see Pandora's gay husband? Has he run off with Cedric?
- What's happened to Cedric? Santa Monica Blvd? Back to Paris with his prostitute Momma?
I want to see he and Jax fuck. Or spit roasted by Frank and Tom.
- Jax is beat. His good looking expiration date is almost up, and his modeling days are nearly over. That said, he's got a nice body. I have to wonder how much longer he can keep being a whore, before people view him as 100% completely pathetic?
Max (Lisa's adopted son) is cute, but he must reek, because she's always telling him to cut his hair and take a bath. I don't even want to know what he smells like.
Peter is cute. He seems to be the most level-headed of all, and he must be, for Lisa to make him a manager. Is he Mexican or Middle Eastern or something else? I can't tell. Whatever he is, I'd hit it!
Tom is a flamer. He may have a girlfriend, but he's a total douche flamer. Not much else to say about him.
The two anorexic brunettes are ugly as hell. The only thing they have going for them is that they're not fat. Both of them think they're gorgeous, but they're just ... plain.
Stassi is very pretty, but she's such a bitch. She deserves Jax and all the shit that comes with it.
My favorite is Laura Leigh. What a fucking nutjob. You couldn't make that shit up if you tried!
- Jax has Bethanny Frankel jawline.
- Tom has very high maintenance hair, Would like to see Jax explore his perfectly groomed anus. Peter is sexy in a offbeat way
GaGa Gabor
- Laura-leigh got a recurring role on that Jennfier Love Hewitt show so goof for her crazy ass.
Jax has a big secret at the season finale I am guessing it is he has been with men before. I mean come on he lives in WeHo...
These people might work at sur but come on - if I were at the bar waiting for a drink and the bartenders girlfriend was bitching him out I would be talking to the manager. They have personal fights right at work - the management coddles them, they are kept for good tv. Schena has a bitch fit because she was called to work Lisa's party but instead is covering for ugly girl? Who cares? You make money either way, you serve either way, what is the big deal. IF i was the manager my response would have been, do you want to work? No? Okay thanks, see ya.
The whole Jax got a porn start pregnant thing..I mean come on what porn star gets pregnant? You get fucked for a living. Sounds like Jax likes it bare though as Laura-Leigh said "I let you inside me with no protection" so I was thinking she is going to fake pregnant to fuck with him. Hell I would.
I don't get the Stassi attraction though. She is a cunt. Her pussy must be made of gold or something.
- Stassi is not that pretty. In fact she was fug on Amazing Race. Some surgery there.
- Shut up about this turd.
- Well, the big secret was that Jax had cheated on Stassi in Las Vegas and the girl did claim to have gotten pregnant. He also admitted that he was an habitual liar and constantly fabricated details of his life.
It was a little surprising to see someone allow themselves to look like such a POS on national television. It was much more surprising that they found some twist that made Stassi end up looking somewhat sympathetic.
[quote]Peter is cute. He seems to be the most level-headed of all, and he must be, for Lisa to make him a manager. Is he Mexican or Middle Eastern or something else? I can't tell. Whatever he is, I'd hit it!
Me too. By the end, he was definitely the most attractive of the guys. As for his background, his last name is Madrigal, whatever that is.
If I had a complaint about the show, it was that there was too little of Peter. But as R52 said, he seems level-headed--which doesn't make for much drama. Or perhaps he just doesn't want his private life so exposed. On some site where Lisa was explaining who was screwing whom, she said Peter sleeps with everyone!
- r55, no need to guess whether or not Jax has been with men.
http://www.starpulse.com/events/2464/0/256/More Photos From Mercedes-Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week/1/
- Jax is the epitome of bi.
- What's weird is that Stassi, who claims to google everyone who comes into her life, didn't seem to have any idea that he's bi. She was worried that he would cheat on her with women, but never seemed at all concerned about men.
- Well, R61...
Looking at R59's link, she didn't try very hard. It comes right out and states "Vincent De Paul and boyfriend Jax Taylor."
Although, "Jax" said last night that his name was Jason, actually. He made up Jax, along with his heterosexuality, apparently.
- Jax Taylor & Vincent De Paul were both very successful models in Miami Beach. They have remained FRIENDS throughout the years. All this stuff written about Vincent is so typical trying to write negative & false things about a person. Vincent is currently a award winning producer in Hollywood and has a legit acting career. Who ever the anymous writer that wrote that stuff about De Paul is very wrong. All is have to say is -IN YOUR DREAMS.
Lilian R. Hanson
- Vincent De Paul is a great guy. They are writing things that are false about him.
Gloria Hollins
- Wait. So he admitted he's bisexual?
- Vincent DePaul is a leech and a loser.
- Peter needs to cut his 90's hair. The ponytail is over.
- Oh no, R67
His hair is perfect to hold on to as I force his head down on my cock and proceed to fuck the taste out of his mouth.
- Vincent De Paul is a saint!
- Jax swings both ways .....big deal. Most models are 'gay for pay' if they're straight. Reality is most are bi. They gravitate where the money is , and who can help their careers. Male or female is less important than what someone can do for them,
Eileen%20Ford
- The reunion was unintentionally hysterical. All of these nuts acting like this stuff is real with Andy in the center doing his usual schtick. And forget Jax - are we supposed to believe the other queen is straight??
- [quote]are we supposed to believe the other queen is straight??
If you mean Tom Sandoval, I don't believe it.
Others must have wondered, too. When you Google his name, the second suggestion after his name alone is "tom sandoval gay," even before "tom sandoval vanderpump rules."
- Stassi can do better than Jax.
Frank
- WTF kind of name is "Vanderpump"?
- They did a tag segment about Tom's grooming.
- WTF was up with the extreme closeups on everyone? Talk about scary.
- To the Vanderpump family,
Please contact Allison Hart of Lavely and Singer. She will have any mention of you deleted from the internet. It's awesome and few major celebs like me take advantage. Allison is listed in the phone book FYI. Hiring her is the best investment of my life. It kept me out of prison. She and Marty Singer will even get LAPD, on thier payroll, to terrorize and ruin anyone who writes negativity about you.
Regards,
Tig Notaro
- Ugh, R75. He shaves his forehead to exfoliate. That was gross to see for some reason.
- [quote]Stassi can do better than Jax.
Trash for trash
- (R77) thier?
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The Spelling Troll
- actually shaving your face to exfoliate is a very old practice. Caroline Manzo said she does it like two reunions ago - that she learned it from her mother or something.
Laura Leigh who actually looked the craziest - is the most successful. She booked a third lead in a Jennifer Aniston movie, and is a series regular on the Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
- Laura-Leigh is the only one of the cast who actually had realistic goals. She may have had the hots for Jax, but as soon as she booked a gig, she was out of there.
- Have they cancelled this shit yet?
- It is by far the fakest of all the fake "reality" shows. totally and completely made up with NO basis in reality.
- r82, they are ALL actors. That chick was hired to play a part just like the rest.
- [quote]It is by far the fakest of all the fake "reality" shows.
Woe, you haven't seen many reality shows.
The Hills as much as admitted it was scripted in the last episode. Adam Levine has talked about how they cast his hairdresser ("Justin Bobby") to play the part of Audrina's love interest.
But the Kuntrashians are by far the phoniest. They actually have scripts with a dilemma that gets solved by the end of the episode. One week Kim developed multiple personalities and started wearing wigs and talking with bad accents. Another week Kim starts stealing Kourtney's breast milk to use as a skin treatment. So ridiculous...
- R86, you've just basically described every episode of Vanderpump Rules. No difference at all. You seriously don't think it is just as scripted as the ones you mentioned?
Deluded%20much%3F
- This show is pure filth. Bravo needs more real, wholesome shows centered on family like Tardy for the Wedding.
- Oh the secrets I could tell.
Tom's concealer
- "The Hills" never called itself a reality show.
"The Hills" fan
- Pretty sure Andy got him some Jax...
- [quote]Have they cancelled this shit yet?
No, it was only 8 episodes. There was a reunion and there may be an outtakes show. I have no idea if they intend on having a second season.
But if they do, be sure to skip it since you know you consider it shit.
I'm always amazed how many DLers claim to hate this or that show, but never miss a single episode. I guess they have nothing interesting to talk about on DL so they have to watch something they "hate" to come here and bitch about it.
Or maybe they're just cunts who love to bitch.
[quote]"The Hills" never called itself a reality show.
"The Hills is a reality television series which originally aired on MTV from May 31, 2006 until July 13, 2010."
I grant you, it was far from reality. But MTV did promote it as a reality show and referred to it as such.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hills
- I totally saw pictures of Vincent De Paul at the Golden Globes, and he was with a MILF who is also an actress, by the name of Elizabeth Webster, and they appeared totally enamored with each other... They were inseparable the entire night.
Models get a bad rap all the time, and Vincent is so beyond just being a model. He is an award winning actor/producer, and he has helped so many fellow former models, including Channing Tatum!... check out the facts yourself!
I think Vincent would be great on the new season of Vanderpump Rules to set the record straight, pardon the pun... That he and Jax are just awesome buds who have survived the model rat race.
By the way, there's nothing wrong with male models that are into each other, it just doesn't happen to be these two...
http://channingtatum.org/channing/facts/
- I've never heard of Vincent De Paul until this thread, which he's evidently discovered.
- Oh, Vincent/R93, your self-promotion tactics are all too transparent, my darling. I shall look forward to seeing you in the back row of the chorus in Broadway Bares in June, hon.
- Hold up.. Justin Bobby was Adam Levine's hairdresser?
- So now you are critizing Vincent for helping those with HIV!! -Anyone who performs for Broadway Bares like Vincent & Matthew Morrison(Glee) in OK in my book. -Also Anonymous he is producer and lives in LA and his last show on Broadway was like 5 years ago. --GOOD LUCK DARLING.
http://legacy.theatermania.com/photo-gallery/nick-adams/broadway-bares-18-vincent-de-paul-matthew-morrison-and-nick-adams-pose-backstage_807.html
Joel K.
- Yes, R96, Levine said Justin Brescia was "a genius hairdresser."
It's making more sense why "Justin Bobby" had little interest in Audrina.
http://m.mtv.com/news/article.rbml%3Fid%3D1643571%26weburl%3Dhttp://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643571/adam-levine-recalls-hills-star-justin-bobbys-hairstylist-days.jhtml%26alt%3Dhttp://m.mtv.com/news/index.rbml%26cid%3D300
- Vanderfake Rules
- [quote]Max (Lisa's adopted son) is cute
Adopted? Why did she adopt? Is Pandora adopted too?
- What do the rest of the staff who aren't cast members think of these people? They must hate them always getting attention and bringing their personal fights into work. If the non-stars had brought their drama to work to air in front of customers, they would've been fired.
- I read somewhere this show is canceled and will not continue.
- r100, She has Ken's wide, flat face so I doubt it. Poor girl is not attractive.
r102, I doubt it. It was consisently higher rated than any show Bravo has trotted out recently, save for Shits of Sunset. As sad as it is, this is what the Bravo audience wants.
- This group is not as good-looking as they believe they are. Nor are they as unique as they believe they are in aspiring to fame despite a marked lack of talent. Lisa should be really embarrassed.
- Isn't part of the joke that these average-to-unattractive people think their hot shit? The closeups are particularly scary.
- Lisa refers to them constantly as hot shit as well. I think we are supposed to believe they are all smoking hot, and they aren't.
- if you want to see the worst movue EVER, starring vincent de paul...It might still be on netflix
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHVSASTc5Klk
- Oh, dear, Joel K, how dense are you? Vincent has done Broadway Bares so he can use his only assets with the hope of landing a bit part in a movie or a meal ticket. He's never even been in a Broadway show and he's never been a dancer. The only reason he got into BB was because he let Jerry Mitchell fuck him once.
- That guy declaring his undying love for that bitchy girl over and over again--are they angling for their own show? He needs to dial it way down if he wants to be even the tiniest bit believable.
- Those two guys are both gay, no? The queen with the concealer dating that odd looking chick? Come on.
- The outtakes show is on now, ET.
It's better than the reunion show. A little more of Peter and gay Tom.
Still too much of Jax and Stassi, but their dramas were the focus of the show from the beginning.
- I think they have this show to cater to a younger demographic audience for the 20 something crowd? It's just a guess.
This show is horrible and complete junk! They should call it, Vanderpump Sucks! Many of the new shows that are airing on Bravo are laughable and complete crap! Shrinks of LA? Really? Like those aren't actors? The Housewife shows, Rachael Zoe, and Tabitha, are my limit.
- Lisa is really unprofessional. What boss gets involved with all the sex lives of their employees?
- It's like 'Melrose Place' but with even worse actors. And the girls look homely.
At one point society has to take a good look at itself and ask: Does it do us any good to watch that kind of entertainment? Will the people of the future even try to make something of themselves other that crazy famewhores?
- r113, this show proves she's as much of a fameho as the rest. No truly classy dame would attach herself to this crap.
- [quote] Max (Lisa's adopted son) is cute
I agree. However, Lisa is constantly telling him to cut his hair, and *ugh* take a bath. He must reek of b.o. Being in a band, that would not be surprising.
This show has REALLY attracted the ire of Datalounge, like catnip. I guess any show with attractive yet vapid boys and girls, will bring out the jealousy, no?
Fact is, I agree that most of them aren't as attractive as they think they are. But the show was good entertainment. Which is all I really care about.
Though I can't imagine what a second season would possibly entail, since this season pretty much exposed what little depth these people had.
What more is there?
- You do realize that every negative reaction is not rooted in jealousy, right r116?
- r116, you can trust that Mr. Cohen will be able to extract more fake drama for season 2. Same way they did for the Househos and Shits of Sunset, although the tide seems to have changed for the latter.
- [quote]you've just basically described every episode of Vanderpump Rules. No difference at all.
Have got ever seen it? It's nothing like the Kuntrashians, which has some ludicrous mini-plot which lasts a single episode.
VR focused almost entirely, from the first episode to the last, on the romance and breakup of Jax and Stassi, and how it affected their friendships and the fallout at Sur.
To a much lesser degree, there was some focus on Schena, her career, and her drama with Eddie Cibrian's ex.
VR was smart to keep it down to 8 episodes, since the Jax/Stassi saga couldn't support much more. I would have preferred a more interesting couple but the producers had to stay with the big drama. I'd have been happy with an episode of nothing but Tom applying his make-up and Peter conditioning his hair. Hopefully we'll see more of these two in the inevitable second season.
Since most of the staff (at least the ones featured this season) are aspiring models and actors, it would be interesting to see more about their careers. Especially, as they don't seem too successful. For example, Tom's gf hasn't made it big as a model and has worked at Sur for five years. Furthermore, Lisa made a comment on the outtakes show that the girl was too difficult and would never be promoted. Really, more difficult than Stassi?
- Laura Leigh has a role in the new Jenifer Aniston movie! Also, Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned on Andy's show that she works with LL on her show The Client List but was embarrassed for her.
Jax said on Andy's show that Channing Tatum used to be his roommate when they first started modeling!
Pic below: Vincent De Paul and boyfriend Jax Taylor - More Photos From Mercedes-Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week
http://www.starpulse.com/events/2464/0/256/More+Photos+From+Mercedes-Benz+Los+Angeles+Fashion+Week/1/
Time%20on%20my%20hands...
- Laura Leigh's movie coming out with Jen Aniston is called "We're the Millers."
She's making bank now. I hope she never talks to Jax again. And I hope he's gay too.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3142880/
I%20hate%20all%20these%20people.
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(Reply 108) Now you are accusing Jerry Mitchell of sleeping with the performers of BROADWAY BARES.
You are pathetic. For the record Mitchell is the founder and producer of the show. He does not cast the show.
You have it out for Vincent. Sorry you are so delusional that you have to write nasty untrue shitabout actually a good guy in Hollywood. PS-- Darling you are so off the mark about he has talent and certainly does not need the money.... (Meal ticket bullshit!!!) & Jax Taylor is the best thing on the show....
Joel K.
- Agree with earlier post - JAX does have. Bethany Frankel jawline. What is that ? Is there a clinical name , when the skin appears jowly, but super tight ?
Dr.%20Steven%20Zaks%2C%20Beverly%20Hills%20plastic%20surgeon
- I think Stassi and Rachel Zoe are lost sisters - they both use the word LITERALLY as emphasis for everything..
I LITERALLY brought you a sandwich...I LITERALLY wanted to run.
Bravo - where the English language gets murdered every day.
- [quote]Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned on Andy's show that she works with LL on her show The Client List but was embarrassed for her.
Embarrassed about Laura Leigh being on a reality show? I mean, she's now playing a whore on Lifetime...
BTW, I was surprised that Georgia changed the rules at the "spa." Now, anything goes. It's not just massages with happy endings.
