Brandon's Xtube suggestion box

Don't say I never did anything nice for you. Like I told you on the other thread, solo vids are boring. If you really want to set yourself apart from the rest of the dull, masturbating twinks on Xtube, you need to provide some real entertainment. Especially if you're not that hot. Tell some jokes or an interesting story. If you're going to film yourself and another person fucking, get a conversation going. Talk about what you're doing. Or talk about something fascinating. Sing something. Do you play an instrument (other than the skin flute)?

• The advice about tidying up the room you're in was great, as well. It wouldn't hurt to paint the walls if they're white, or at least hang some colorful artwork and get a nice duvet for the bed.

• Thanks, OP! Any special requests you have I'll try to oblige. Guys, I want to start an XTUBE channel and I'd like to take suggestions. What would you like to see me do? Solo or with a guy or girl or group. I'm a top, btw.

  Brandon

• Personally, I'm pretty vanilla. I like rimming and toe-sucking, but that's about as kinky as I get. And make sure you and your sex partner vocalize! That's my biggest complaint in a lot of those things. Look and sound like you're having a good time, not like you're strung out on meth.

• Here's a face pic:

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  Brandon

• Since you mentioned it, I do enjoy MMF threesomes. Especially when the two guys are eating the girl's pussy at the same time and give each other sloppy kisses while they're doing it. Just try not to show the girl's face or hands.

• And a dick pic:

  http%3A//i.imgur.com/c4LEG.jpg

  Brandon

• You are a cute little thing, aren't you? I mean, I know you're crazy and all, but cute is cute.

• I'm very vocal. Very aggressive. I enjoy rough sex. The rough the better. I shoot big loads and multiple times.

  Brandon

• R5, good idea! Me n my buddy tag his wife on occasion. Not a huge fan of eating pussy but I bet I can get her on video ESP. if she won't be showing her face.

  Brandon

• B's dick looks about thirty years older than his face. What's up with that?

• Yet again verifying that only the mentally ill go into porn.

• Oh my God. Brandon is a psychopath who gets jot from mistreating people and animals. Shall I link his threads? He's already been banned from the DL Facebook page for being a nutter.

• I remember that he started a bunch of crazy threads, R12, but I don't recall specifics.

• R10, does it? It never gets complaints in person. I'm only 23 so that's a bit disconcerting to here.

  Brandon

• does anyone watch deepbreeder's vids? he's so hot...where is he?

• Your dick looks fine, Brandon. Although you shaved too close, IMO. I prefer the au naturel look.

• HEAR!

  Brandon

• I did post some crazy threads. I've been very open on DL about my mental health issues and about myself in general. I don't hide and when pressed I don't lie. Hell, I even posted my FB account. But I've got a new therapist and fabulous meds and I'm on the upswing guys! Thanks for your support!

  Brandon

• For a minute I thought Brandon from Sean Cody was posting. So disappointing.

• Aww, R19. Sorry bout that. I have been told that we are facially similar looking.

  Brandon

• Brandon, why don't you like to yodel in the grotto?

• It's the texture, R21. I love eating ass though.

  Brandon

• Have you done any videos before?

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• Just small stuff on my phone.

  Brandon

• Brandon, you're lovely. No girls, please, but get as rough with a guy as he'll let you. And if all he wants to do is kiss and suck and fuck, that's fine, too. I'd volunteer, but they say you're crazy. I'll definitely look, though. Keep us posted.

  Jay

• No group stuff, please. I get ADD watching more than two people having sex.

• Same here R26. I find it really hard to follow on video - but love threesomes in real life.

• I'm gonna film some stuff this weekend and will post in this thread! Have a good weekend guys!

  Brandon

• Yes, this will end well.

• I know, I know, R27. I can *do* a three-way, but watching, ai, ai, ai.

• christ on a cracker; the sumbitch is back.

• Brandon, you should end all your videos by playing the piano. Nothing too long or elaborate. Maybe the chorus from "I Go to Rio." It would be like a theme song.

• R21, what is "yodel in the grotto"? I googled it: nothing.

• Brandon's too cheap to buy a subscription. Someone else started this thread for his cheap crazy ass.

• Tuck your camera discreetly inside a box of Malomars- then have at it (nsfw).

  http://xhamster.com/movies/1560984/chub_swallows_sexy_marines_cum.html#!

• Brandon,you're quite handsome! Nice dick, too. How tall are you?

• Shouldn't this apply to Chaturbate and Cam4, as well?

• [quote] I'm only 23 so that's a bit disconcerting to here. Bitch, please! You have been 23 for the last 5 years (at least) and have been using the same tired ass old photos. Or have you forgotten those of us who have been here a while?

• R38, I've only been posting here since 2012.

  Brandon

• I fart in people's faces and can do "hail to the chief" in flatulence tunes. I practice it for when Tom Cruise will be president.

  Anne%20Archer

• [quote]I've only been posting here since 2012. You're such a fucking liar. Even in past threads you have bragged about how long you have been poring here. You can fool some people, but don't even try to pull that shit with long time posters that remember you and your drama.

• What drama has Brandon caused? Why is he "crazy"?

• Let it go R41. You appear to be a bit too invested in what this stranger brandon is up to.

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• R12, R38, R41 *is* right though. I won't go into detail, but he's very, very cruel IRL :(

• R44 is right. Any Brandon thread never ends well and he'll cover the board with all kinds of oddball threads, if encouraged. I do give him credit for owning his crazy, to a certain extent.

• It will end in tears.

• Brandon, you have beautiful cock-sucking lips. Would love to see them in action.

• R35? How did that blech chub get a hot guy like that? I'm WAY better looking, and I can't get anyone even near that hot to even look at me twice, let alone let me blow them.

• R48 maybe you, like the fat guy, need to start PAYING

• [quote]Brandon's too cheap to buy a subscription. Someone else started this thread for his cheap crazy ass. Actually I've bought 3 subscriptions over the past year. Each one of my contribution IDs became invalid after weeks. I emailed demanding a refund the third time because while I understand that the ability to post is a privilege, the other benefits of a subscription such as ad blocking had no reason to be revoked. I was given the refund but told not to buy any more subscriptions. So I haven't. Most likely going to film something tonight. Is cam4 better than xtube? I'm 6'2, btw, for the person who asked.

  Brandon

• Cam4 is for real time streaming. I don't think you can archive video files there.

• Why would anyone want to watch that psychopath Brandon interacting/fucking with other people? He'll probably chop them into bits and throw them in a freezer as the grand finale.

• BRANDON'S FACEBOOK:

  http%3A//www.facebook.com/brandon.wade.77

• I agree with R10

• Well that escalated quickly.

• LOL he "likes" James Holmes!

• Not cool.

  Brandon

• Brandon is a budding psychopath who has been banned several times for very good reason. He should be hospitalized. This thread will be gone in short order. I'm surprised no one has reported it yet.

• Show your feet alot. Lots of guys out there are into toes.

• Brandon, we had a snuff film with corpse-rape just a few months ago. We don't want to saturate the market.

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• [quote]Not cool. Says the moron who posts a face pic and a dick pick. Fuck off.

• [quote]Each one of my contribution IDs became invalid after weeks. Gee, I wonder why Brandon? "my contribution IDs became invalid" = BANNED.

• R62 = duh I said that in the same post about posting being a privilege.

  Brandon

• leave him alone and he'll go home wagging his tail behind him

• What did this cute guy Brandon do that has you all so up in arms? Keep posting, Brandon. And let us know when you make your movie.

• Brandon says.... I'M BAAAACK!

• Brandon makes me miss Javi.

• Continue to post Brandon, and this and other DL threads you showed your lunacy on will be sent to your place of employment. Got it?

• Wow, R68. That is low. You are an ASSHOLE.

• Maybe R68 was one of the guys (or women) Brandon bragged about emotionally hurting, for his own sick pleasure.

• I don't know about all the stuff Brandon may have done. But surely posting his FB or other personal stuff and threatening to send thread links to his workplace is beyond the pale? Hope R68 doesn't really mean that.

• Really r69? You're the one that posted his Facebook where he lists his job.

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• There is obviously more than one nutter in this thread. Brandon might be nuts but you other guys making ghreats and posting other info are scary. Calm down a bit guys. Brandon wants to exhibit himself to all and sundry that's his choice. He's hurting none but himself (if that) by doing it.

• R73 has a point. Are you going to go to Grindr and send of their profiles as well? I think Brandon is an asshole, but sending shit to his job is not cool.

• No worries, now that someone posted that FB link in this thread, this post will be deleted soon enough. I agree, that was a dick move. If someone wants to post a face or dick pic THEMSELVES, that is one thing .... (although it can sometimes be questionable if it's real) The internet is a SCARY place ....poor behavior, R53.

• fb link stink

• Brandon has posted his personal FB link here on Datalounge on multiple occasions. If his FB is public, what's the problem? The guy is also posting face and cock pics. He's always been an open book.

• R77, that's why I didn't think it was a big deal posting it. I apologize, I didn't realize there were actual assholes like R69 that would threaten a person's livelihood - their ability to live - because of posts on a message board.

  R53

• As a fellow anti-social, I like Brandon, well his DL persona.

• Brandon posted his phone number here one as well.

• Brandon kinda seems to have the makings of a future workplace shooter, r53, so I can understand why someone might have fewer qualms than usual about sending his threads to his employer. And since idiot Brandon has listed his (supposed) work info on his profile, and posted the profile here a bazillion times, while also posting all manner of truly creepy and offensive shit, he's the one putting his own livelihood in jeopardy. Don't be big ol' troll AND post identifying details about yourself if you don't want to pay the consequences.

• Is his FB profile gone for everyone, or did he somehow block me?

• R82, just log on to Facebook, and you can see it in all its glory.

• I am loving this! More!

• Wow r53, your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

• FB page seems to be gone.

• Pity. I was one of his Facebook friends.

• FB: This content is currently unavailable

• See ? That does kind of suck now. If he has friends and family, how does he explain bringing down his Facebook. I haven't seen much of what Brandon has done and I'm not a big Facebook person, but still .... just because he's been stupid enough in the past to post this kind of personal information, maybe the job is new or something. Facebook is a big deal now for folks and he may have had a lot of information there that is now 'currently unavailable' ...even to him ??

• Maybe he just made his FB private, for "Friends Only."

• He deactivated his account so people like R69 can't keep threatening his job. It's no big deal, it's not like family and friends are gonna think he died.

• He took it down because equally psychopathic r91 posted it. Don't try to lay the blame elsewhere.

• Brandon says he is an actuary. Believe it, or not?

• Isn't it usually the math freaks who go all bipolar and crazy?

• People, this Brandon is am absolut psycho. he has been posting really scary shit here in the DL for years, and those who have had the oportunity to look at his facebook before he closed it might have seen how in his "favourites" he had several murderers and spree killers, like James Holmes, the one who killed 12 people in the Aurora movie theatre. He is crazy and dangerous, and his threads should be reported to his employer AND to some mental health clinic. He is a catastrophe in the making.

• Brandon will be the star of his of snuffy before it's over. Well, technically, when it's over.

• Did he leave?

• I hope not. I wanna see him in action.

• I would like to provide an update to the poster who sent the email to the HR department of my employer: - I have never killed a dog. I have never killed any animals. I am owner of 2 cats and they are very healthy and safe. - I have never threatened to decapitate and dismember anyone - I have never bragged about doing drugs while at my workplace. - I have never threatened to shoot up my workplace. My employers are aware of my mental health status and the ongoing treatment I receive, but THANK YOU for your concern. Yes, I removed my Facebook. Not quick enough, but I I guess I underestimated the cruelty of my fellow posters.

  Brandon

• BTW, it's amazing how quickly HR responds when someone tells them one of their employees plans on shooting the place up. In contrast, it took 2 weeks to get my ID photo taken!

  Brandon

• Brandon, we all appreciate your potential, but you should really have more discretion!

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• If someone from here actually sent an e-mail to Brandon's place of employment, that person is a special kind of scumbag rarely known on DL. Brandon may be crazy, but you're way crazier.

• Oh please r99. You're a pathological liar. Why should anyone believe anything you have to say? No one sent an email to your work about you "shooting the place up." Given your history, you have been fired immediately. This never happened, you loon. You're just trying to garner sympathy.

• LOL! Brandon ontne "How much of a psychopath are you" thread.. Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 5. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations. Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 5. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior. I don't know what these numbers mean LOL by: Brandon\treply 41\t01/14/2013 @ 02:01PM *** You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 98% of people who have taken this test. You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 99.68% of people who have taken this test. Are these numbers more relevant? by: Brandon\treply 42\t01/14/2013 @ 02:02PM

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• I'll never tell.

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• and Brandon keeps reeling them in

• I met him in 2008. When he was 33. (I checked his wallet while he was in the bathroom "making room for Daddy.) I had contacted him through another account he had, but it linked to the earlier version of the FB page. He was creepy, but kept saying he was "freaky." I know the difference. The long black wig looked like a Cher reject. Long plastic nails. Having your asshole close around the base of a dildo is not sexy, especially followed by, "Shit. Help me get it out!" And, even though I'm pretty big, feeling like you're using a clapper to try to ring a large lead bell is not my idea of anal fun. He shouted "Godaddy! Godaddy!" as he jerked off. I just left after that. Really bad. And his place (he said his roommates were at traffic court) had two Kiss posters taped to the wall as you walked in. I didn't see the weaponry, but I did see a Confederate flag tucked in the back pocket of a pair of chinos he had thrown on the floor. Glad I used a condom. But, really, it's not like it actually made contact with anything. Like fucking air.

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• I love this thread so much.

• R108, why? You enjoy seeing people in pain?

• I disagree about him. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

  Grace

• Hey Brandon. Whoever posted your personal stuff was way out of line. I've never heard of you until this post, so I'm wondering what your mental illness is. I know dealing with it can't be easy, especially when other jerks want to put you down for it. Anyway, I think your openness is cool. Hope you're doing okay and that the asshole who reported you didn't get you fired. It's hard enough trying to get a job nowadays. I wish you the best.

• I smell Crystal Meth being smoked somewhere

• No, I wasn't fired. The person I spoke with in HR was mainly concerned that someone was attacking me. But honestly it was very embarrassing. This is a newish job and I feel like I'm now on the radar. There appear to be some REALLY uptight weirdos on here who seem to believe they are DL Crusaders or something and need to protect the world. I'm in therapy, I'm on good meds, I'm no longer rapid cycling - you can put the pitchforks away.

  Brandon

• Glad you put your Facebook profile back up.

• TMI. But that's the point with this sort of disorder, isn't it?