Chris Kluwe and his FLIP-FLOPPED FEETS!
interviewed by Stephen Colbert!
(Where are you, resident Flip-Flopped Feets troll? When I saw this I instantly thought of you. Hope you like!)
http://www.towleroad.com/2013/01/kluwecolbert.html
Fan of the FFF troll- Hot!!!
- I don't understand why guys wear knit caps indoors. Was it that cold on stage?
- He is so sexy. Such a tight, lithe body... Skinny and hairy, with a great smile.
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- Here's a still for those of us too lazy to watch the video. (Actually, it wouldn't load for me.)
http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Chris_Kluwe_Colbert_Report_Video_Comedy_Central.jpg
- Our hunky hero is writing a book. He just announced it on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft
- Does Kluwe read the Datalounge? He joked about wearing sandals in one of his Tweets. Hmmmm.
- Chris Kluwe is so hot.
And so smart and eloquent, which just makes him hotter in my eyes.
(He's also like a foot and a half taller than me, which makes me just about jizz when I see him in a photo!)
- He's 6' 4", and weighs 215 lbs. Nice. Really, really nice. Tall and well muscled. Yeah!!
And then there was this bit of news earlier today:
[quote]Chris Kluwe, the Minnesota Vikings punter who became Salon’s sexiest man after he penned a scathing, impassioned letter supporting gay marriage, is now releasing a book that promises more “uncensored personal essays.” The book, “Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies,” derives its name from a line in the now-famous letter Kluwe wrote to Maryland pol Emmet C. Burns Jr.
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/18/vikings_punter_chris_kluwe_to_release_a_collection_of_uncensored_personal_essays/
- Them's some big ol' feets.
- He needs to rest them on my face, and then let me suck on his toes.
- Question is....is it a big ol' COCK?
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- He's so hot that it's actually a little depressing... I wish there were a gay version of him. Can anyone think of a gay man that Chris resembles?
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- Even his voice is hot.
- He knows so many gheys have foot fetishes.
- Bumping for the HOTNESS
http://www.out.com/entertainment/popnography/2012/10/26/listen-chris-kluwes-marriage-equality-ad
- Love Kluwe, love the ad.
- The ad was genius because it was anti-government.
- He wore flip flops on the Ellen show last week too.
But then he had to change to sneakers because they went outside for him to kick some balls for charity.
He speaks like a big goofball.
- Does anyone think he has the potential to get too full of himself?
- He's a punter R20. Name me one punter who has gone on to be a millionaire or a celebrity.
- I love him because he supports his gays!
- I can totally see him cumming on his wife's face. He is so easy to imagine what he's like in bed. I've seen so many porn stars that look like him.
- I'd much rather see him cum on MY face!!!
- [quote]Name me one punter who has gone on to be a millionaire or a celebrity.
He's an outspoken NFL football player who's wanted for interviews on shows with other celebs. So that takes care of the celebrity part of it. As for millionaire, his salary for 2012 was $1.6 million.
So I guess the answer to your question is Chris Kluwe.
- Straight guys never clean their dicks, asses, or feet properly....no thanks!
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- I would clean his no no and then lick it for a while
- Chris wouldn't need a shower around me...I'd lick him from head to toe!
- I'd eat his ripe butt for hours. I love me some tall, skinny men.
- I do not thinking Ian j. Somerhalder if he I am gay to I am baysexly myself I like gril,s and guy,s but i like boy,s a lot,s boy,s I am a virgin I like sex whit boy,s some girl,s and boy,s but lot,s boy,s
- You say what now?
- R30 = Lark Voorhies
- I am a gril like Ian j. Somehalder is hot guy I like to have sex whit I did see his dick and ball,s I like guy whit big cox and big ball,s and i am a viegin I like to have sex whit Ian j. Somerhalder he hot I whant him yes
- R30/R33 we love you please get up
- Wrong thread, r30.
- That's not the only thing wrong with R30.
- I would clean hi no no with water only, no soap
- I can just imagine his long, fat cock and its ramrod thick mushroom head. I bet he can spray on his own face when he jacks off.....
- [quote]Does anyone think he has the potential to get too full of himself?
Yeah, he's hot and I love that he's such an enthusiastic ally, but I can also see him having a douchebag side.