Shaking asses

I don't like it. It's not the first thing I think about when meeting someone. I'm usually taken aback. And a "firm slap on the tuchis"? It's just that- not a window to your soul.

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• I think more cute men need to shake their asses from side to side slowly when they dance. Plus I think we need to make an ass slap and squeeze of cute men a social norm upon meeting them to possibly replace the handshake.

  anonymous

• Shake your ass, shake the Glass!

• I just don't like it when the ass continues to shake after the guy quits moving.

• We are not accustomed to ripples of the hindquarters upon first acquaintance.

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• Presenting of the hole after such an occurrence is, naturally, totally out of the question!

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• It's just a bastardization of the collegiate ass-press. In the best brokerage houses, you'd meet a coworker, drop your keys, you'd both turn around, bend deep together until he plucked them from the carpet using only his glutes. You knew he was from the right school if he could identify the make and model of the car you owned. Bonus, if he could turn on and off your alarm. Now, it's just a bunch of alphabet-schooled mouthbreathers shaking their buttocks any which way the wind blows.

• LOL R4, the dowager countess needs to catch Matthew getting ass fucked on an episode of downton abbey.

• TRUELY SHOCKING!

• This is the most ridiculous thread i have ever seen. Shallow and silly.

  Lol