Ever Have A "Misery" Style Fantasy About A Celebrity?
Mine has always been John Stamos. I could definitely nurse him back to health.
James Holmes. I would love to have him tied up. Lick the bottom of his feet. Suck his toes. Lick every inch, finally settling on his hole. Tongue fuck his sweet hole. Then some fingers. Then finally fuck him raw, only spit. Cum inside him.
Bill O'Reilly , I'd like to turn him over to the dark side. He'll be converted by the end of our time togeter.He'll become a force for good instead of clogging up the airwaves with hsi hetty angst.
Ten years before "Misery" ever came out, I used to have this fantasy about finding Mandy Patinkin unconscious in Central Park and bringing him home to recuperate.
Of course, this was before Mandy became grotesque and nuts, when he was doing his first Broadway play and was hot as shit.
How things change.
Stomos's fucked up stomach makes him unattractive to the point of revulsion.
I'd like to find Johnny Galecki passed out in my elevator.
Being of help, yes. But not doing anything that they'd end up getting creeped out by. It would defeat the whole thrill.
Here's a clue-you're not looking to fall in love and get hitched for life.
...Uh, still no. It would make me feel too strange afterward. I only fantasize about them possibly liking me as a person.
I can understand wanting to take a hammer to Mandy Patinkin's feet well enough.