Downton Abbey: Did Lady Mary do anal?
In the first season of DA, Lady Mary hooked up with the hot Turkish diplomat. When he was on top of her in bed, he told her that despite what they were about to do, she would remain a virgin.
They did it, and then he died. Seriously.
The question is: Did Lady Mary get butt-fucked?
And if so, does this mean that she has the sphincter of death?
Discuss!
- Lady Mary always has something up her arse, including poor Mr. Pamuk.
- Hasn't this already been discussed to death?
- You know that Thomas had buttfucked Sybil, but since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.
- [quote] since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.
That hasn't been my experience.
MPC
- [quote]You know that Thomas had buttfucked Sybil, but since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.
Seeking to emulate her prettier and more popular sisters, Lady Edith Jan Brady Crawley attempted to insert a large aubergine in her lady furbelows.
But when the vegetable went missing from the larder, Mrs. Patmore sent Daisy abovestairs to investigate its disappearance, whereupon the shocked scullerymaid beheld a sight hitherto unknown in the halls of Downton Abbey.
- Even whores didn't do anal in those days.
- French, OP. A Turk would never do anything Greek.