I think I'm pregnant

My FB's condom broke while he was screwing me. Since then I've been constipated, and now I feel something moving around up there. I'm scared. I'm a single man and I'm not ready for a baby.

• Go on WIC like all the Mexicans do OP! And the more kids you have the more money you get.

• It's just the gonorrhea and HIV struggling against each other for prevalence. As in Rosemary's Baby, soon your symptoms will subside, until...

• Don't worry, OP. Food babies have a very short life expectancy. Once you deliver just flush and don't look back.

• If it's a boy, I'm naming him Kaidyn.

• If you're unsure of who the father is, give me a call.

  Maury

• OP, men cannot get pregnant.

• Well at least you know how it happened, unlike some lesbians.

• All of my post-holiday butt babies have been what Umpy referred to as 'crunchy abortions'.

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• You're also a whore, darlin'.

  Duh

• Since your gay, I'm sure murdering the baby and having Welfare Obama pay for it, are in order.

• [quote]Since your gay, I'm sure murdering the baby and having Welfare Obama pay for it, are in order. Fucking ignorant asshole. NO FEDERAL MONEY GOES FOR ABORTION!!! None. Zip. Nada. Comprende?