"We're looking for a part-time LIVE-IN MEDIA ASSISTANT for an internationally renowned media sexologist ... Obviously, you need to be comfortable with sexual themes, but you don't have to be a "sexpert" by any means--though you'll probably become one if you work here!"
My favorite line: "If you are an open-minded, imaginative individual, you will also have the opportunity to earn lucrative commissions doing telephone sex therapy and/or webcam sex therapy with our company."
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"we will give you room and board in the Institute's spacious penthouse loft, including your own private room, DSL, phone, maid service, tech support, bar and kitchen access, some gourmet home-cooked meals, recording studio, erotic art gallery, awesome eclectic ambiance, 14,000 square feet of space to work and play in"