What timeless wisdom do you think would be imparted to Grasshopper.
It is what it is,Grasshopper
"Hey, that guy's not Chinese!"
Do not tighten rope too hard when hanging from closet rod, Grasshopper.
Bros before hoes, but not in front of the ladies
Wipe front to back.
W & W for R3!
What ever you do, do NOT show them your hole.
His widow successfully settled with MK2. I just can't imagine what the basis of her claim was. Did they say they would keep him under observation 24x7 in case he decided to masturbate in a dangerous fashion?