For three years I've listened to his boring dream recaps every morning. It takes him 30 minutes just to tell me what he dreamt of the night before. He does this every day. Finally, I asked him yesterday if he could recap his dreams for me in five minutes or less - that I don't have time to listen to his 30 minute recaps every morning. He was very wounded and hasn't spoken to me since. On a high note I didn't have to listen to his coma-inducing recap this morning.
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