Asking for a Dutch oven.

How can one be clear when asking for such a thing.

• Find a photo on the net. Take it to the store.

• Erm, I'd love to think that's the kind of Dutch oven OP is talking about, but I kinda doubt it.

  Freak

• R2, perhaps he's trying to find the perfect set of sheets that don't breathe...

• Don't ask, apologize.

  Flatutina

• How gross.

  Cheryl

• Don't ask. Just give him food poisoning and invite him to spend the night.

  Fartha%20Stewart%20

• Dutch oven is a euphemism for gay sex.

• Inquire, "how many does your oven seat?"

  joan%20rivers

• R7 has no idea what a Dutch oven really is. And no, it has nothing to do with kitchen equipment.

• I adore both types!

  Ina%20Garten

• I have a cast iron dutch oven. I love it, range top to oven no problem. I would like to get some Le Creuset stuff though.

  LuciferTheLightBringer

• Wow, R7. You really are stupid. You're a stupid, stupid person. Stop embarrassing yourself by posting here. Go back to community college.

• I think Ethel Merman made it quite clear to Ernest Borgnine.

• It's close to gay sex [quote]Dutch Oven: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

• Serve up some cabbage and beans and you should have no problem...

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  Poopy%20McPooperson

• This thread is too funny.

• Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine will be mentioned in 3... 2... 1...

• Are there any expressions with positive references to the Dutch? Going Dutch Dutch courage Dutch oven Dutch uncle

• Dearest fucktard at R7: Dutch Oven is shorthand for a couple in bed where person 1 farts (ideally, an event that happens while person 2's head is under the covers).

• Name calling is really rude. Here's some definitions, r7!

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• [quote] Name calling is really rude. You're new here, aren't you?

• Can someone explain the Merman/Borgnine reference?

• Apparently, Merman divorced Borgnine (after only 32 day) 'cause he gave her one Dutch oven too many.

• Also called a covered wagon....

• Make sure to serve this to your guest with a heady yet supple shartanay.

  Emily%20Post

• Can someone seriously tell me what a Russian candy cane is? I'm stumped.

• ^ I've recently had one of those in my new homeland, R26. Chocolate-covered.

  Gerard%20Depardoodoo