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Asking for a Dutch oven.
How can one be clear when asking for such a thing.
Find a photo on the net. Take it to the store.
Erm, I'd love to think that's the kind of Dutch oven OP is talking about, but I kinda doubt it.
R2, perhaps he's trying to find the perfect set of sheets that don't breathe...
Don't ask, apologize.
Don't ask. Just give him food poisoning and invite him to spend the night.
Dutch oven is a euphemism for gay sex.
Inquire, "how many does your oven seat?"
R7 has no idea what a Dutch oven really is. And no, it has nothing to do with kitchen equipment.
I adore both types!
I have a cast iron dutch oven. I love it, range top to oven no problem.
I would like to get some Le Creuset stuff though.
Wow, R7. You really are stupid. You're a stupid, stupid person. Stop embarrassing yourself by posting here. Go back to community college.
I think Ethel Merman made it quite clear to Ernest Borgnine.
It's close to gay sex
[quote]Dutch Oven: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
Serve up some cabbage and beans and you should have no problem...
This thread is too funny.
Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine will be mentioned in 3... 2... 1...
Are there any expressions with positive references to the Dutch?
Dearest fucktard at R7:
Dutch Oven is shorthand for a couple in bed where person 1 farts (ideally, an event that happens while person 2's head is under the covers).
Name calling is really rude.
Here's some definitions, r7!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Ddutch%20oven [quote] Name calling is really rude.
You're new here, aren't you?
Can someone explain the Merman/Borgnine reference?
Apparently, Merman divorced Borgnine (after only 32 day) 'cause he gave her one Dutch oven too many.
Also called a covered wagon....
Make sure to serve this to your guest with a heady yet supple shartanay.
Can someone seriously tell me what a Russian candy cane is? I'm stumped.
^ I've recently had one of those in my new homeland, R26. Chocolate-covered.
I had a DL giggle moment when my mom brought out her new Le Creuset and called it a Dutch oven. I asked her what she was going to cook in it and she said, "BEANS!" - and then I lost it completely.
"Well I don't know what's so funny about THAT, Mr. Smarty!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Drussian+candy+cane Baseball player Anthony Recker loves to give his stupid Christian fiancee a Dutch oven in bed at night, forcing her to gag on the delicious vile gases emitted from his lower bowel.
When you do a dutch oven and accidentally shit, it's standard protocol to say "honey, I burnt the turkey"
[quote]Apparently, Merman divorced Borgnine (after only 32 day) 'cause he gave her one Dutch oven too many.
Are you sure? I've heard that story before but with the names reversed.
When I was in college, one of my professors who was also a psychotherapist thought it was
"immature" of the wife to make an issue of her husband putting her in Dutch oven situation.
She told this to a classroom of several hundred people. She thought the wife lacked a
"sense of humor" or playfulness.
I think I would rather get a divorce than have that kind of sense of humor.
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