The title hero is a fussy middle-aged lifelong bachelor who lives in a fabulous house with a great view. He is obsessed with his antique china, his doilies, and his books, and keeping everything clean and cozy. He is persuaded by an elderly queen to leave his security to go on "an adventure" with an all-male group of joking rough-and-tumble types. The handsomest among these is obsessed with prestige, and is stalked by a nasty muscle Mary with whom he shared a traumatic and unfortunate past. After an unpleasant encounter with some trolls, the rough-and-tumble types drag our hero to the lowest depths imaginable, where he is trapped into playing word games in the dark with the oldest, ugliest, most predatory nasty queen of them all. But our hero only leaves these lowest depths when he has discovered he has become completely invisible.
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