Is it too late to bottom?

I'm 31, pretty sexually active and never bottomed. I'd like to try it, but I'm nervous. The last time I tried I was too tight and I asked them to stop. Was thinking about posting an ad asking for someone to teach me how to bottom.

• Dude, why would you want to try it at your age?

• Never too late to teach an old whore new tricks.

• Because I'm getting old and tired of topping. I just wanna lay there and get fucked.

• I was over 30 when I first bottomed. Loved it. The guy was divorced. Had a nice sized cock, not huge, not small. Used it perfectly. Patient, but steady. Really knew what he was doing. Great 1st time.

• Try anal eaze OP. That shit works amazingly. I have never been a fan of bottoming (in my 30's too) but it was recomended to me by a FB. I have used it a few times, prostate massage and being fucked and I found it to be comfortable and downright enjoyable. You can get it on amazon and at adult toy stores.

• Why don't you come up and see me sometime, op?

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• Look at this way - since you never did it before, you'll have the asshole of a teenager.

• It is a little too late to do anything in Gay world. 30 is death. (See QAF: Brian's Death Day episode for the details)

• no, it's a stupid question, OP

• Nobody wants an Elder Gay Bottom, unless cash is offered.

• What does your ass smell like OP?

• What does it taste like, op?

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• Jesus Fucking Christ, just buy a cucumber and get it over with.

• [quote]I asked them to stop THEM!?

• Cucumbers make a wonderful toy. Careful with the end, it can be rough, smooth it first. Use a condom to keep it clean for salad later.... PS Heat the cuke for a few seconds in the radar range, feels more lifelike. PSS Don't let your eyes be bigger than your manhole! Start small!

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• 30 = eldergay? Wow. With straightfolk, 30 is kind of the new 21 (ignoring Hollywood).

• If you haven't been using Clinique on your hole since puberty, nobody will want it, so your desire is futile.

• Yea that word jumped out at me too R14.

• Please do not use anal-eze. The pain is telling you something.

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• OP, you should have at least had some experience when you were 25 years old. I don't know if your anus can take it at your elderly age. You don't need to bottom to enjoy sex, just go with the flow.

• [quoute]Sometimes, we fantasize during sex; we don't always think about the actual person, place, or thing we are playing with at that moment. Her fingers can be a rock hard cock, his tongue can be the tongue of a goddess, or that dildo could be a cop's nightstick. In erotic role-playing, the ability to fantasize is crucial. You know that "burglar" is really your lover, and you're not in actual danger. You need to suspend disbelief and go there for it to work. Fantasy is healthy; you want to feed your inner headmaster, nurse, or pervert, but you also want to connect with your partner and feel like you're in your body. Someone needs therapy to get over reading mommy's sexual self help books from the 70's.

• [quote] Use a condom to keep it clean for salad later.... Please tell me you are joking.

• Who's joking? Haven't you read "The Joy of Gay Sex"?

• What, r22, you've never heard of post-anal salad?

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• "I'm 31, pretty sexually active" I would say pretty sexually limited would be a better statement.

• Microwave those cukes, gurls!

• Are there children posting here? How can anyone think a 31yr old is too old to get laid or to try something new? Are some of you posting from your tree house on your big sister's iPad? Freaks.

• Hang it up Eldergay. Don't even go there. 30 years old is too old for sex, period. I'm only 21 but I promise that when I turn 30 my hole is closed forever and my dick will never touch another man. I'll prolly go straight. Guys over 30 who have gay sex are an embarrassment. Homosexuality does have a shelf-life. Know yours. Sad, but true.

• Self-loath much, r28?

• R28. I have to assume you mean this comment to be satiric--otherwise, you might as well hang it up now, as it would mean you are too stupid and shallow to live.

• anal eaze is the ticket!

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• R28 You are a sad individual. You should go ahead and hang it up now. If you think anyone who is over 30 (FUCKING 30?) should give up their sex life and leave it to the "young and worthy", then you are a fucking idiot. Sex is something to be savored and enjoyed by people far over 30. Get over it.

• r28 is either being facetious or is some bitter old guy, trying to oppress the OP. I am not a bottom, but if you are 31 and not psychologically drawn to it and haven't been fucked to pleasure then that is a clue. But not a closure to the subject. Some guys love to be fucked for the power and feel and all that stuff, it's fine = but lots more get real physical pleasure from being fucked right and that spot being hit hard and deep and repeat, or a bit slower.... It is not an intellectual exercise. Buy a smallish vibrator, or butt plug, don't ram yourself, see if you can get the prostate and dick connection. This is good advice. (With real dick a bit bigger is better babe) If you do then look for a good candidate. Do lots of squats, your ass has to look good. So many guys out here make sex seem like a political human rights act. Na. Got to want it and for it feel good in some way. Passion, attraction and heat work best. I don't have the love to get fucked physiology but I tested it out quite a bit. Lucky my bf is a wild ass black bottom with that wet ass and I got the big fat goods to hit the spot over and over and over. He is more a man than me in lots of ways but I love to fuck hard and long and I love to please him. It works. You are not too old, crazy boy.

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