I fantasize about getting pounded by a beercan dick
Butt in reality, I have a super-tight mangina, and anything large hurts. The couple times I've attempted to bottom for a monster cock, I was more like, "Live. Through. This." than "Give it to me, daddy!".
Why do people want to bite off more than they can chew?
Thats why I don't get why there are so many gay male sizequeens. Big dicks are fun in porn and great to look at, but in real life they are more annoying to deal with than anything else.
Could this be the most important philosophical question of your modern age?
Do you like sucking big cock OP?
Poppers and vidicon will help the lovin'!
I wonder how many queens end up at the ER with a beer can stuck in their ass.
If you want it inside you, your body will welcome the penetration. Your body is rejecting the penis.
R6 is right. Fort Troff has a spray that will make it easier for you.
There's nothing like walking around for the rest of the day all opened up deep inside, still able to feel where that long, thick dick has been.
Yep, R6 and R7
I can't do it either and I definitely don't have fantasies about beercan dicks, but a big cock once and while would be nice. Even sucking on a big ol' dick is hard work. Very nice to look at though!
I lurv achy jawls.
I have the infamous Ricky Gervais fangs; it frightens beercan dicks.