Mincer v Straddler

"Mincing prisspot" is a phrase used often around here, but what about the opposite? Have ever known some guys who walk with exaggerated macho-ness? Almost like they're straddling a fence and walking slightly on the toe ends of their feet. I'm not talking about the "pimp walk" that some black males affect. More of a wide-stance gait that some guys, black and white, do. You see it a lot with 'roided out, thick-thighed dudes. Ever notice?

• It's The James Cagney School of Silent Bluster. Some lesbians, gays, and cast members of "Supernatural" share this walk. I prefer my bouncy walk, but then I've never been known as a badass.

• Straddle plus tippytoes screams just been deep-fucked.

• I think it's more of a John Wayne stride.