Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you illiterate shitstain.
yo bro. wanna vibe and kick it, dude?
r7's byline should read "Madonna"
Dude, I can totally relate. I'm not gay either, and I just like messing around with other young bros from the skatepark. I'm also 66 y/o but I get mistaken for a 20-year-old ALL the time. Everytime I go to a bar wearing Hollister or A&F, the bouncers don't believe my ID is real.
It's tough looking young and feeling young, but it must be even tougher being gay and looking old. I can't even imagine. That's rough.
I love r9
Op is the reason the NPR reports gays are 3%. it's called denial.
Just because you don't run in the gay parade, hang with a posse of bois, and admit you're homosexual...you're still gay, like it or not. Gay. Gay. Gay.
OP, you might like craigslist better.
pic please, OP
I'm ready with open legs and Brazilian waxed puzz. Come in!!!
"You're a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be, but there's nothing you can do to change it. Not all the prayers to your god, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you've go left to live. You may one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough. If you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate. But you'll always be homosexual as well. Always Michael. Always. Until the day you die."
I am homosexual man, but I will never be "gay". When I was very young, and I saw the first "gay pride" parade on television, I knew that I would never be any such freak. I am also not a "queen" or a "bitch" or a "guy" or a "dude" or a "boi" or a "gurl" or a "sissy" or a "missthang" or anything other than a man.
Yo bro, I am not gay and shit either. Would you like to come over and listen to some Beyonce?
I don't think the OP is real, or an EST (not that the scenario is elaborate) I think it's a gayling parody.
I might like to come over if you are nearby, but what is "some beyonce"? I don't do drugs.
I think most people might be able to figure out that much, R19.
R19 wins the 2013 Master of the Obvious Award just a week into the New Year.
r15, isn't there a salve you should be smearing on your ugly pot-marked face about now?
I explain to folks that I am not gay either, the penises that have been in my mouth were ... accidental.
Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.
Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:
- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.
Dont' want to see"
- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.
If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
Location: Aqua Caliente
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Link at R22 is funny. "I don't do that gay shit." as they're kissing and playing with each other. That's some pretty gay shit ....
We must remember it is not a sin to be gay but, it is a sin to engage in homosexual acts.
When one is gay, one is called to live a life of celibacy and one day our sacrifice will be rewarded with eternal life with the Lord.
Well hi there R28. Are you from Landover Baptist by the way? Betty Bowers is my absolute favorite...
If we had more people like OP and fewer people like the ones who are upset by OP, this place would be a lot more fun.
I think what the youngster means by "that gay shit" is possibly licked butt holes like they do in gay porn. Let's face a few realities. Life is not porn. Most people don't wipe their butts right, leaving crusty debris. Unless you're anal retentive like me. I wet the toilet paper and push it into the anus hole to get it clean. Then I use another wet toilet paper to rewipe the entire crack area. This way the butt is clean of foul surface smells.
So he might be weirded out with all the anus fixation that we gays have, calling our asses "cunts" and "pussy" when it is not.
Most straight boys have an aversion to the ODOR FACTOR involved with butts and sex with them.
Beyonce is bath salts. OP likes pnp.
r34, I don't think OP is talking about anything physical. And I don't think he's using "gay" to mean same-sex attraction. Come on... You know what is meant.
I'M NOT GAY (YUCAIPA)
Date: 2012-12-01, 12:57PM PST
Most of you know I'm mexican and in my culture your only gay if you blow or take it in the ass.
I only let men blow me and i fuck them in the ass .. I'm not gay.
STRAIGHT DUDE LOOKING FOR DL BLK OR LATINO COME OVER MY PAD BRO - 25 (RIVERSIDE,ADAM)
Date: 2013-01-06, 2:04AM PST
straight dude need a sexxy straight blk or latino bro to come over my house be sexxy and cute bro
no daddy or fem , prefar dude that are new to this dude on dude on DL
BE 18 TO 30 HAVE PIC BODY PIC FACE PIC
NO PIC NO RESPOND PLS NO DRUG BRO I OWN A HOUSE S MY HOUSE
I WILL TAKE CARE OF U OK BRO . U DONT HAVE TO BE BOTTOM OR TOP I HATE WHEN DUDE SEND ME ASS PIC TURN OFF I NEED DUDE THAT ARE NEW TO THIS SAFE SEX ONLY BRO
IF I LIKE IT I WILL RESPOND BACK TO U FAST TO COME OVER SPEND NITE F U WANT
r34 has this all mapped out. So there is no need for further discussion amongst ourselves about the nubile OP who is just figuring out that having another man's penis inside you is very gay.
And good on r34 for not wasting money on wet-wipes that are terrible for plumbing anyway.
Straight Student - 22 (Maryland)
Date: 2013-01-07, 6:31PM EST
22 year old college student home on break. Never been with a guy, and just got out of a 6 year relationship with a girl. I wanna try jacking off with a guy with little to-no expierece like me. Must be 18-24 and HOT like me. I'm 5'11 150lbs, slim with muscle. CLEAN and STD/HIV/Smoke free please
It's embarrassing reading these eldergays attempt to mimic the language of us younger guys.
R34: TMI x 100
Dude, I'm not gay, just like hooking up with bros! just keeping it real.
See you on the flip side.
OP = G W Bush
You only Like Pussy and Ass - 24 (Clarendon)
Date: 2013-01-10, 2:26PM EST
I am NOT looking for dudes who like dick. I am only attracted to very masculine/macho ALPHA MALES who are total, penetrating TOPS. I like dudes who like pussy and ass.
I am a very selective bi total bottom who loves straight and bi guys who are all-man. I am so turned on by all the masculine buff muscular dudes at the gym, in baseball caps, basketball shorts, with athletic swagger and testosterone. I need to find a hot dude like that to mess around on a regular basis.
After I shoot hoops or with out with the fellas, I fantasize about being fucked by a very manly muscle jock. Not a fake internet jock, but a real ripped athlete with a hot fit hard bod. 22 to 43 yo only.
I am a goodlooking biracial guy, 5'10, 178 lbs, br/br, 44 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. No one would ever guess I get down with dudes on the bottom. This will be our secret.
Send your current physique pic that shows your abs pecs and biceps. Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.