Face it dumb shit, you think you can't change the name from Helen Lawson to Bea Benederet and keep a lame OLD joke going. Do yourself and all of us a favor, turn in your "Primetimers" card and take a little break, you work way too hard for very poor results.
Wait, isn't Bea Benederet Gracie Allen's friend Blanche from the George Burns Show? I love Gracie. They're running them again on tv. Gracie Allen makes me laugh out loud. Love her.
Bea Benederet herself is fine but the whole Bai Ling On The Roof thing is about a decade old tabloid article about Bai Ling getting high and climbing on a roof. That article led to a Datalounge Helen Lawson thread that some moron cut and pasted and changed one name. This thread is like a re make of a not very good film.