Allan Carr: The Original Datalounge Patron Saint?

Really, there are no words. Read the article in which he "waxes fat and fortyish."

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• Read the book 'Party Animals'. It is a quick, fun read and shows Carr at his 'best'.

• Hail Earrings! Hail Caftans! Hail Allan Carr!

• I thought this was about British talk show host Alan Carr, who is just about as camp as they come.

• Allan Carr is exactly how I imagine many Datalounge posters.

  http://www.ragemonthly.com/mag/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/AllanCarr.jpg

• I love this photo of him.

  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Allan_Carr_at_1989_Academy_Awards.jpg

• In the photo r5 posted, it looks like Carr is saying, "To anyone who doesn't find the Snow White and Rob Lowe production number fabulous: Hssssssssssssss!"

• "Allan, those are my karn kob holders, and you don't use 'em to cut up that cocaine crap!"

  http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actresses-ann-miller-and-olivia-newton-john-and-producer-news-photo/139570594

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• There needs to be a movie about him, preferably starring Val Kilmer.

• [quote]I have my finger on the pulse of the ordinary man. Because when I suggested he fuck my pulsating, prehensile clownchasm, the ordinary man fainted.

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• Bump.

• "... lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch, on their own behalf ..."

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• Lol r9!

• It's a travesty that Allan Carr was left out of this video!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DGyz-r_tXJc8

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• R8 Sorry, that part is taken.

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• He's dead, no?

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• Yes, "liver cancer" .

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• Oh I see, r16. At first I thought, another DL asshole, this one guffawing at someone dying of cancer. Still, I'll bet liver cancer is the true cause of death, he was a heavy drinker and drug abuser.

• Don't get your caftan in a twist R16.

• "At first I thought" is a modifier r18, meaning I'd initially misread your post. You were laughing about it being a cover-story for AIDS, in your opinion, which I have no problem with. No twisted caftan here.

• I love that PEOPLE has all their issues available in an online archive - you can even download all the issues and read them cover to cover, page by page, picture by picture. I wish some of the other mags did that, like US or GQ.

• "an elephantine man of 42, who conceals his bulk in gaudy caftans and kimonos, gets his hair waved into chestnut ringlets at Sassoon's and makes and breaks friendships with the speed of light"