At one point, I could see three guys across the street who didn't realize their blinds were see-through. Hot bodies, two straight, one gay.
Now two of them have moved, alas, along with my downstairs neighbor who regularly brought his girlfriend to screaming orgasms, which I found really hot.
I can't see them, but my next door neighbors have headboard-busting sex every other night. It's particularly noticeable since we have high ceilings and concrete floors in our (loft) building - the sounds clearly echo through their apartment (and then through the walls into mine).
I don't even like running into them in the hall.
I don't see them but I imagine scenarios, exchanges, fucking.
I had an obese couple in an apartment above mine years go. They liked to fuck weekend mornings.
I swear I thought those fat fucks were coming through the ceiling any minute and landing on me.
Out of fear of being crushed, I'd have to leave my apartment and go eat breakfast out.
[quote]At one point, I could see three guys across the street who didn't realize their blinds were see-through. Hot bodies, two straight, one gay.
Especially Scintillating Titillation, OP!
The apartment across the alley from mine was empty for almost 2 years. Then in September 2 gay boys moved in - the first Sunday morning one came out of the bedroom in just a pair of plaid A&F boxers - very hot. The other is shorter and not hot. I couldn't help staring at the hot one.
Within a week they put up blinds and now they keep them down all the time.
I can see my neighbour across the way - I think he was having an affair or something or one of their workmen was using their house while the family was away and they were having work done...whatever the story is there was a period of four or five weeks when every Wednesday night around 9 PM this guy would start fucking this woman and it would go on for about 2 hours, him on top of her just pounding away. You could really only see the tops of her knees or feet but you could see all of his torso and hot ass just fucking away. I think they were just borrowing the place which is why the blinds were down. Then again, some people just want you to look. This guy gave straight sex a good name.
I can hear the woman in the apt above mine having sex. But she rarely has sex. She has a boyfriend so I wonder why hearing her have sex is so rare.
(maybe they have sex mostly at her boyfriend's apt)
When she does, she makes high pitched squealing sounds and it is HOT. I get very turned on hearing her.
I always hope she'll have sex more frequently, but she doesn't.
Oddly, the female tenant preceding her made exactly the same high pitched squealing and she rarely had sex either.
I don't even want to imagine it. They are one of those odd religions where the women have to dress frumpy and put their hair in a bun. As with that crazy Duggar family, they have a child every year.
[quote]it would go on for about 2 hours, him on top of her just pounding away....This guy gave straight sex a good name.
Not at all. Sounds painful and boring. We LOVE two hours of sex, but 1 hr 30 mins should be something other than "pounding away."
As an aside, I was reminded by R10's comment. Did the saying "making love like a stevedore" make sense to anybody here? They load and unload ships. Anybody under a certain age probably never heard the reference, but it was in common usage at one time.
A friend who restores damaged pottery for antique dealers has an old Victorian house and her studio is on the third floor. The previous owners of the house next door never used their third floor and my friend has always left her windows curtainless so she gets better light.
A somewhat obese older lesbian couple moved in next door and chose as their bedroom a room on the third floor directly across from her studio. We watched for a while but after a few minutes they weren't that interesting; it was a bit like watching animals fucking on Nature. "Oh look, giant Galapagos tortoises."
They actually made it quite obvious they were putting on a show. I wish I could say it was titillating but it wasn't, although there were plenty of tits on display.
My friend bought curtains the next day and spoiled all their fun.
My partner and I live in Cambridge and were talking to a neighbor (straight) this past summer. The house next to his is now empty and being renovated.
While we were talking to him one day he said, "Too bad about the bad renovation they're doing but we're glad it's being done. It used to be rented out to college students who never had enough curtains and the guys were always walking around naked."
My partner shot me a glance and we had to stifle a laugh. That sounds terrible!
Alas, I've never had naked show-off neighbors.
R14, seriously? You have very weak gaydar. That was an obvious come on from the 'straight' neighbor?
Dear god, no. It's hard enough to stop my eyes from bleeding when my neighbor takes out his trash in his mini-robe.
[quote]my neighbor takes out his trash in his mini-robe
Mini robe = caftan.
R5 - very special jackass
Lived in a brick four-apartment building that was about 100 years old with my ex and a friend. The landlord decided he was going to start full renos of apartments after people moved out (a lot of college kids). The first apartment to clear out was downstairs and on the street side, and the building sat up against the sidewalk (no side yard). His hunky son did a complete reno of that apartment and then moved in. In each of the tiny bathrooms, the tub/shower was where the window was, and it was a full "knees to ceiling" window. He thought that adding privacy meant adding frosted glass to those windows. Sure, it blurs things, but you can still see A LOT. An old gay friend of ours lived across the street in an apartment and commented on it one day, that it was his favorite thing to sit out on his deck at night and watch this guy shower. I enjoyed it a few times as well.
I fucked my neighbor. Then his wife set my car on fire.
An old FB of mine lived in a NYC apartment across the street from a hotel. He once commented on the the nightly shows put on by unsuspecting hotel guests who did not realize that the sheer curtains were transparent from the outside at night. We got up to look, and sure enough, there were a few ongoing trysts. It prompted us into some hot sex as we watched, and became a regular thing for us.
I've posted before about my neighbor across the street. Very hot hipster dude, about 30, bearded and tattooed. He works at a bike shop, is a bicycle fiend and has the body to show for it. Super friendly guy too, I've chatted with him a few times.
In the last few years he has had a parade of women through his house. He's clearly straight, but is not shy about showing his body. In summertime he works around the yard wearing only shorts. I've more than once seen him walking around the house naked, with the curtains open; I've yet to get a good glimpse of his cock, but it seems inevitable.
Once he and a woman were clearly fucking as they sat just inside his front picture window. It was daytime, so the daylight was somewhat obscuring the view into the window, but at one point I got a good look at her tits.
Another time, I was up early on Sunday and stepped out to grab the newspaper. The morning sun was shining into his uncovered bedroom window, casting perfect light onto his plump ass as he pumped up and down on his latest fuck partner. I stepped back inside and watched for a few minutes through the window in the front door - got really hard and eventually had to go beat off. Felt a bit pervy after that one, but geez - this guy can't be unaware that he's presenting his sex life to a busy street.
No. No neighbors are within sight in any direction, so no spying.
Pictures, please, R22.
My neighbor is a hot hipster college dude. His muscled ass cheeks are like two orbs of finely-honed marble guarding his hole. The entrance to the valley of kings....both challenging me and inviting me in...
I used to live at an apartment complex where I got several shows from several people - there was the short but cute runner who would end his night every night by stripping nude in and then putting clothes and stuff away, all in front of his open bay window; there was the lean muscular guy who closed every night by stripping nude, walking to the side of the bed by the window and getting his lube, then going to the other side of the bed where the computer was and sitting down for a wank fest - he was also dating a guy for a few months who seemed to live with him, but when the guy went away for the weekend one time, lean guy brought home a different guy and they 69'd in the living room and fucked in the bedroom the night before the boyfriend got back; also used to watch a guy who would sit down for a jackoff in the living room once his boyfriend left for his bartending job on Friday nights (and okay, after a few times of this, he saw me watching and we began a three or four month Friday night only affair); I also used to walk the complex at night (lost about 10 pounds that way) and had numerous hot guys show off their naked bodies as I walked by - it was fun complex.
My God, where was this apartment complex, r26? Gay Narnia?
R26, it sounds like you lived a Peeping Tom's dream.
I got to view a naked hot straight hung 20-year-old neighbor going through his pre-sleep routines one night from my second floor balcony, 20 feet across the yard. His soft dick was about six and a half inches, idly swinging around. Unfortunately, I was smoking a cigaret at the time, and he noticed me watching. After that, the shades were always drawn.
[quote]My neighbor is a hot hipster college dude. His muscled ass cheeks are like two orbs of finely-honed marble guarding his hole. The entrance to the valley of kings....both challenging me and inviting me in...
Cant see the neighbors fucking, but can hear them above me. The boyfriend or husband must be a minute man or he gives great head, the rapid squeaking is usually over in under five minutes. I think she/he cheated on him last Saturday though. The force at which the thrusting was taking place made me feel like r4, and it went on and on the whole afternoon. Whoever was on the receiving end of it ended 2012 seeing stars!
A hot straight guy (like, super-hot) lived in the building next to mine and his bedroom window faced my kitchen window, only about 4 feet apart. He had the kind of vertical blinds where you could clearly see through the cracks, and I would see him walking around naked, sleeping naked, having sex (with women) and jerking off all the time. He used to jerk on his laptop in the morning, and on weekend mornings there was usually a girl in his bed. We lived across from each other for two years and he provided me with constant entertainment - if he only knew that the queer next door was watching him, god only knows what he would have thought! I never met the guy or even knew his name, but he was the best neighbor I ever had.
He had a huge dick, too
r21 a good friend of mine used to live across the street from a hotel in midtown. It is amazing how immodest people get in hotels. When I was over at my friend's apt. we'd sit out on his balcony and watch the show. Some real hotties were on display!
[quote]It is amazing how immodest people get in hotels.
It's more than immodest. A lot of them enjoy putting on shows when away from home.
There was this hot guy across the courtyard who paraded around in tiny running shorts in his apt. This was usually the most clothing he wore in his home. would see him nude often relaxing at home. Drapes always open including patio doors looking in to his living room. He sunbathed in speedos. He didn't close the drapes when he had sex with his girlfriend and often screwed her in front of the patio doors. You could actually see his dick pumping her. Hated to move when I changed jobs.
One guy in my building visits another guy in my building a few times a week. I don't know if they have sex or not but in my head they do. I don't even know if they're gay or bi. The visits only last 20 or 30 minutes. I find it strange. What else would they be doing?
I'll never understand guys like the one in R28's post. He leaves his window open for others to see, but then gets cold feet when he's actually seen? Bizarre.
Cute Polish guy (early 20s, short black hair, blue eyes, nice body) who lived across the hall from me knocked on my door once to ask if he could use my bathroom while renovations were done on his (apparently a pipe burst) he said that it would be inconvenient for me because he had to be at work at 9 each morning as did I, but it would only be for three days. I said yes because I thought I'd get good karma for it. He showed up the next morning in a t-shirt and boxers with body wash, shampoo, a towel, toothbrush/toothpaste, and a roll of toilet paper. I had just taken a shower and told him to go ahead. He walked into the bathroom and leaving the door open took his shirt and boxers off and told me that if I needed to use the sink or the toilet while he was in the shower to please go ahead. I was shocked. He also farted loudly a couple of times when he was in the shower. I guess he didn't want to exclude me at all from my own bathroom while he was using it, which was actually very sweet. I had to busy myself with other things so I wouldn't stare at his big ass when he got out and was drying off. When he came over one night to use the toilet he explained that he had grown up in an apartment building in Poland that had one gender segregated communal bathroom on each floor that everyone used.
R38 - he could be buying drugs. There's the usual stupid "friendly visit" with a drug dealer where you're supposed to chit chat and shoot the breeze and "oh...drugs? why sure!".
You can't just have people coming and going within a few minutes - it's too obvious.
Once they discover Cam4 and Chaturbate, no one does it for free anymore.
The guy in an apartment that faces mine in the neighboring building is quite hot, always wearing a tight black T-shirt which nicely showcases his bulging arms. He's either in his late twenties or early thirties and looks like he might be Italian or Middle Eastern. Last week I saw him fucking his girlfriend. They kept just enough light in the bedroom to see his beefy ass.