***CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS FOR 2013****

Share your premonitions here! Who will divorce? Who will get arrested? Who will suffer a public meltdown? C'mon, DL psychics, and reveal your juicy predictions! I predict Jessica Simpson's 'fiance' will fly the coop. Kim Kardashian and Kanye will get married in a gross, over-the-top ceremony, but it won't be televised. Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably." Jen Aniston will adopt. Lindsay Lohan will be arrested, AGAIN, and committed to some sort of mental health facility. Leann and Eddie Cibrian will separate. OK, yours?

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• YOO HOO

• Tom Cruise will marry again, taking it ever so seriously when no one else, including the bride, will. Anderson Cooper will admit he had sex with his mother. Zsa Zsa Gabor will finally kick the bucket. And she might die as well. Some Kennedy will run for some office.

• Waiting on the platform after a "date" with Nathan Lane, a rentboy will give in to uncontrollable sobbing, after which he will resolve to contact his old drug abuse counselor and enroll in community college.

• Jessica Simpson's fiance is on the money gravy-train being with Jessica. He can stay on the money gravy-train for decades if he wishes. He never has to work a day in his life. He just goes from vacation to vacation with Jessica, and calls himself, if asked, a personal trainer. In between vacations and traveling with Jessica, he plays with his little baby, Maxwell.

• Jen will dump yet another "perfect" boyfriend and the poor schnook will move back to his duplex on Washington Place. Where he lived with his girlfriend.

• In February, Jessica will eat Maxwell, mistaking him for a moist ham sandwich.

• I predict that I still won't give a fuck about anybody in OP's list.

• [quote]Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably." Aren't they do better now that she gave Ben the boy he wanted?

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• [quote]I predict Jessica Simpson's 'fiance' will fly the coop. [quote]Kim Kardashian and Kanye will get married in a gross, over-the-top ceremony, but it won't be televised. [quote]Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably." [quote]Jen Aniston will adopt. [quote]Lindsay Lohan will be arrested, AGAIN, and committed to some sort of mental health facility. [quote]Leann and Eddie Cibrian will separate. Wow, you really chose the most important and fascinating figures today in the performing arts, OP. I care DEEPLY about all these people!

• Alec Baldwin will make headlines when he has a big old hissy fit in public. Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Bobbi Brown will be hospitalized for "exhaustion". Kanye West will say something about his "contract" with Kim, that most of the public will not understand. Kristen Stewart will continue to insist that they're together up until the time of the last DVD release, even if they're never on the same continent.

• [quote]Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Bobbi Brown will be hospitalized for "exhaustion". No no no...not Bobbi Brown. I love her makeup. Anyone but her, R10.

• Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby will be born with the sign of the anti-Christ on it's scalp. This will, in turn, lead to a new reality show "The Kardashians: The Next Generation - Armageddon Awaits"

• R10, I also predict all of those things just for January

• Kristen Stewart will be caught in an oral sex act with an underaged boy. Jerry Seinfeld will be charged with involuntary manslaughter. A bus driven by Taylor Momsen will skid off a highway into an embankment and explode into flames. There will be no survivors.

• A very important person in the entertainment industry will say of Mandy Patinkin, "You can't pay me enough to work with THAT motherfucker again."

• Somebody on the street will flash their cell phone camera at Patti Lupone, deliberately, just to piss her off.

• Max von Essen will present his hole.

• Barbra's Gypsy will never see the light of day.. A male celebrity will be involved in a gay porn scandal...

• Taylor Swift will break up with some famous actor/musician and write a song about it.

• 3 times in 2013 r19...

  Mean

• I predict Tom Cruise will get married again. To his 2010s version of Mia Farrow. And first wife Mimi Rogers will be quoted, "I always knew someday Tom would marry a boy." Jennifer Lawrence will win the Oscar for best actress for her peformance in "Silver Linings Playbook." And, while delivering her speech, she will pull a Melissa Leo. "Downton Abbey" will beat the broadcast network's Sunday-night programs in the A.C. Nielsen ratings. This will be quite a boon to Public Broadcasting. Pro-football star Tim Tebow will be caught on camera — kissing a major league baseball player from the American League. After ten television seasons, dating back to a mid-season 2003-04 debut, Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" will be canceled by NBC.

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• After a series of public failures & trashy girlfriends, Rob Kardashian will attempt suicide and have to be hospitalized for "exhaustion"

• [quote]"Downton Abbey" will beat the broadcast network's Sunday-night programs in the A.C. Nielsen ratings. This will be quite a boon to Public Broadcasting. And then the networks will do their own period dramas to try and cash in, full of historical inaccuracies, "modern" touches that are wildly out of place for the era so the younger demographic can "relate," and full of Botoxed and cosmetically enhanced actors and actresses who look completely wrong for the time period. Am I missing anything?

• Rebel Wilson lesbian scandal.

• Since they don't have advertising' PBS neither subscribes to, nor is listed in, the Nielsen ratings.

• One of Bruce and Kris Jenner's daughters will be busted for drugs

• Anderson Cooper will quit CNN and undergo a sex change.

• But true, r20.

• In a revealing interview, Liza will admit that she got her drive from her mother, and her dreams from her father.

• [quote]I predict Tom Cruise will get married again. To his 2010s version of Mia Farrow. And first wife Mimi Rogers will be quoted, "I always knew someday Tom would marry a boy." Someone make sure to warn Emma Watson.

• Zsa Zsa will continue to live

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• Lindsay Lohan will turn 27- and you know what THAT means!

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• Chase Williamson will remain in the closet even though he had a boyfriend who he cheated on for two fucking years.

• Mama's Family - The Movie will begin production and filming for the big screen in 3-D. Cougartown will be cancelled. Courtney Cox will continue her quest to be relevant. DL viciousness directed towards Anne Hathaway will shift to Julia Stiles for some unknown reason. We will all hate whichever actress is cast to play Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey. Multiple threads will be started minutes after the announcement and the "official" thread will reach 350+ replies within four hours.

• REBEL WILSON DEAD

• Kanye will introduce Kim to his mother's plastic surgeon and the world will be saved

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• Justin Bieber's balls will finally drop into his ball sack

• R33 WHO?

• I'm not making a prediction but this is something I would love to see. A big televised intervention for L. Lohan featuring Dr. Drew.