Things that ruin all they touch

Ron Jeremy ruins every porn he is in... Raisins ruin every dish they touch... An Olive Garden meal can ruin every vacation... Yours?

• Raisins ruin every cookie.

• Rethugs ruin my life

• Donald Trump

• The Tea Party Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn Kale

• You are right about Kale. Nasty stuff.

• OP ruins every thread he starts

• I'm eating dark chocolate covered raisins right now and they are delicious. I agree with all the other choices so far. For me: Angelina Jolie Faux Noise Fundie christers - they even ruin christmas, for fuck's sake.

• Walnuts Mushrooms Olives

• What is faux noise?

• Mayonnaise Paltrow

• Olives and mushrooms make everything better.

• Cheese!

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• No, R11, they ruin and make disgusting everything they touch. They are vile. And R9... it's a common nick-name for Fox News...

• Paltrow is a good one.

• Ketchup.

• Definitely raisins. They're a terrible surprise when you're all set to enjoy a cookie. Big chunks of celery ruin everything they're in. Green bell peppers. Obviously created by some evil force to make me burp for hours.

• Cilantro

• You.

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• Sarah Paulson

• Christianity ruins all rock music it touches.

• Any sort of nuts* or raisins in cookies, cakes, or ice-cream. * Peanuts are an exception

• Walmart in any neighborhood.

• Cheryl should have posted by now.

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• Republicans.....EVERYTHING

• I love golden raisins, especially in Moroccan and Afghan food.

• I agree, R25, and I'm generally a raisin hater.

• Misogynists Homophobes Racists

• Hey! I posted elsewhere about how much I love Italian meatballs with raisins in them, and who doesn't love oatmeal-raisin cookies??? My vote here is cilantro - blecch!

• Kristen Stewart

• I love oatmeal cookies, and can't imagine why people ruin them by putting raisons in them.

• Vinegar Madonna Beets Disney British singing groups

• Jesus freaks: ruin everything

• Burlington Coat Factory ruins every mall it opens up in.

• Earrings And Caftans ruin every day

• R28 meatballs with raisins...vomit. However I do love them with cilantro.

• Kathy Griffin. She is the entertainment equivalent of the worst of the gay subculture.

• Peas. And yet my favorite soup is split-pea.

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• [quote]Sarah Paulson Tell me about it.

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• Why do people on this board say such awful things about Olive Garden? Every time I come on this site, someone has something snotty to say about it, and I am TIRED of it!! Olive Garden is a perfectly lovely restaurant with good food and a wholesome atmosphere, yet you people come here and trash it over and over again. Why? What did it ever do to you?? Stop saying mean things about this wonderful restaurant!!

• R39 lol...you need a character name when you make parody posts like that.

• Hausfraus

• [quote]What is faux noise? Fox News

• The vegetative abominations Brussels sprouts and okra. Thankfully, one seldom encounters them in normal life.

• Brussel sprouts. I love olives and mushrooms and cheese. Raisins are ok. Other ruinous things include - Tom Cruise, hot sauce in excess, mayo, pants on the ground, guns.

• Bitchy eldergays.

• An overly thin bottom ruins every porn I watch, every porn!

• Men with shaved pubes ruin sex...I just can't get it up for little boys.

• Balsamic vinegar. When they even started adding it to TV dinners, I had enough.

• Meth.

• Where does all this raisin antipathy come from? They pretty much just taste sweet -- is it the consistency? If the black ones are too hard, try soaking them in boiled water (or rum or brandy) for 10 minutes, then drain & add to the recipe (the golden ones don't need this because they're much plumper & softer). My grandfather loved the black ones in rice pudding: "Don't forget to add the bugs!". Do raisin haters dislike dried cranberries too?

• Skin.

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• The Bush family

• Cilantro (coriander)--tastes like pencil lead wrapped in grass shavings.

• Whitney Cummings. And she is fucking EVERYWHERE.

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• Henry Kissinger Kim Kardashian

• Sean Combs

• [quote]Cilantro (coriander)--tastes like pencil lead wrapped in grass shavings. It is interesting how it tastes like different things to different people. Interesting in the science way.

• DL.

• I think cilantro tastes like soap. And not Lifebuoy which does have a certain piquancy.

• Seth Rogan Katherine Heigl

• Leslie fucking hag fish cunt slag die in a grease fire Mann

• Cilantro is notable in that some people have a genetic anomaly that makes it taste like soap to them--more for the rest of us!

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• Lemon grass Ginger

• Raisins taste great in baked apples. Also they make an awesome paste. If you ever visit the Kripalu Yoga Center in MA, they have raisin paste at every meal as sweetener. Kale juices well, especially with some celery and a whole lemon. Who doesn't like olives? They're fucking awesome. I agree about mayo--blech!

• "Kale juices well..." I never want to read those words in a sentence again.

• Bitchy younggays, R45, who no one, of course, knows are gay.

• Republicans Congress Libertarians

• Joe Bastianich His mother

• Jake Cruise

• fundamentalism celebrities commercials hollywood tweezers (and male faces) plastic surgeons bitterness unpicked up dog shit walking with your arms crossed, especially if a murse is involved self righteousness

• Rebel Wilson

• mustard cucumbers mayonnaise

• I love raisins, I can't think of any thing that's worse with raisins. I especially love them in main course dishes, because it's so delicious having a something sweet included in a meat dish. Like with almonds, yum. Another favorite is cream of wheat with raisins.

• R72, I love all of those things. I could envision myself eating a cucumber, mustard and mayonnaise sandwich right now.

• Demi Moore

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• [quote]If the black ones are too hard, try soaking them in boiled water (or rum or brandy) for 10 minutes, then drain & add to the recipe (the golden ones don't need this because they're much plumper & softer). Or, we could just not eat the fucking things.

• Compound interest.

• Datalounge Primetime

• Feces

• I never even considered rehydrating raisins, r50. I'll have to try that, maybe I won't ever throw any out again. I googled, and soaking/sauteing them in fruit juice is also supposed to work, and make them more flavorful.

• Whoever keeps carpet-bombing these threads with his/her anti-misogyny garbage owns this thread.

• I will give her a nod for at least trying something other than her usual "misogyny kills" cut and paste. Bumping cunt threads was *sort of* subversively funny, R81.

• Julia Roberts

• Danny DeVito.

• Racist eldergays.

• Distressed denim. Demi and Bruce's offspring. Duane Reade.

• Christianity, conservatism, any intersection of the two.

• Rupert Murdoch.

• Facebook

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• Michele Bachmann

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• Enough with the raisin posts. They are ruining this thread...

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• Small penises ruin otherwise gorgeous guys...although one can always flip them over and hope the backside makes up for the lack of goods in the front.

• Size-queens.

• Sperm, anal pubes

• Chelsea Queens They ruin everythng they turn up in, gyms, bars, restaurants, public places.

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• R(87) has said it perfectly.

• Refried Beans. I don't eat the surrounding food if the Refried Beans have touched it

• Muslims ruin every country they immigrate to.