I was thinking, "My god I am speaking in tongues and I sound convincing!"
I was yelling, "Deeper! Deeper, Daddy!!!"
And then he went deeper.
I remember in church a pastor saying if you are ever around people speaking tongues just keep repeating,
"See my bow tie, tie my bow tie, retie my bow tie."
And you'll fit right in.
I thought we called it "rimming" these days.
No, I failed in that at school. The rest of the class was swaying and praying and managing it just fine. Ho hum.
Yes. I was thinking "God, help me get away from these lunatics! Rescue us!" Meaning me and my siblings. God didn't rescue us, FYI.
I was writing my new hit song!
I grew up in a Pentecostal church in Myrtle Point,Or and at 8yo I wanted to be spirit-filled so badly that I faked speaking in tongues one night during a Revival service. After I had been "Slain in the Spirit" I started chanting "La-La-Loo,La-La-Loo"..I could tell from the pastor's face that I wasn't fooling ANYBODY and I never tried to force the issue again.
It was quite the drama filled evening as we later had an "exorcism",the assistant pastor(who I could tell was ALSO faking)almost impaled his asshole by falling back on top of a potted palm and a crazy old lady took out two rows of metal folding chairs when no one was there to spot her as she fell backward in the "Spirit"...all I could think of was "STTTT-RRRIKE"!