If I was on the yacht I'd throw Jonah's hat in the harbor, what a douchey thing to wear.
So they could take that picture.
Why just the hat, r1?
"Bawse" on a hat...just shameful.
Looks like Jonah is going to end up where he started from weight wise.
That Daily News article called Sydney "the Australian capital." Sweet fucking Jesus.
It's Canberra, idiots. Maybe a newspaper staff should know that?
Jonah is so fucking gross it makes me ill to look at him. Maybe Leo heard JH has a big cock.
Chase crawford is on board? Is that Leo's date?
I've been at many parties with half-naked women, and I'm gay as a goose.
How does Chace keep getting invited on all these excursions? What are his hidden talents?
Imagine all the lose flabby skin that Jonah has. Those poor girls.
Based on the Brokeback-level homosexual love story gurgling along in Superbad, in addition to Hill's revulsion to women in the script he wrote, I'd say Jonah's closeted. A guy or character who looks like him should have been grateful a girl got "period blood" on him. Insanely overrated. Or was he ever rated at all?
Hollywood has hit rock bottom.
Very throw-uppy. Like the facebook guy photos.
Pshh, all y'all are just hating on his Oscar nom and all the pussy he's banging.
Leo is such a ho-bag. Sadly any straight guy takes that as a compliment....
That cap is to women, like a cross is to a vampire.
R9, Were the half-naked ladies just decoration? Or were they into each other? Please spill.
Jonah Hill is repugnant. Not funny, not a good actor, and physically repulsive. Why does he keep getting cast in movies? For the love of god, why?????
[quote]Based on the Brokeback-level homosexual love story gurgling along in Superbad, in addition to Hill's revulsion to women in the script he wrote, I'd say Jonah's closeted. A guy or character who looks like him should have been grateful a girl got "period blood" on him. Insanely overrated. Or was he ever rated at all? Hollywood has hit rock bottom.
Jonah Hill didn't write Superbad. That was Seth Rogen.
[quote]Jonah Hill is repugnant. Not funny, not a good actor, and physically repulsive. Why does he keep getting cast in movies? For the love of god, why?????
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Does he have family in the business or something? Because I don't know how he ever got a career.
That said, do you guys really think Leo is gay? Sometimes I think he is, but then other times I think he isn't. It's hard to guess.
Jonah also treats people like shit. Don Lemon called him out on it!
Jonah Hill... see where Jack Black is now? That's your future. If you're even that lucky.
Hill is a one-note actor, pretty much the same as Michael Cera. He won't be around long.
r19, r21, according to one of the comments, (impeccable source, I know) he was friends with Dustin Hoffman's son.
I also heard on a more reliable site (Deadline, I think) that he had personal/family connections in Hollywood.
"Strange, why would a gay man have such a set up?"
A gay man would have such a set up, if he had straight guests he wanted to impress. You don't see him groping any of the women, do you?
[quote]according to one of the comments, (impeccable source, I know) he was friends with Dustin Hoffman's son.
He dated (just broke up) with Dustin Hoffman's daughter.
Leo's date is clearly Chace Crawford.
Lukas Haas was there, too. He's not going to let Leo go anywhere without him.
It's the swingin' single bachelor life! Wall to wall tits-n-pussy!
It seems a shame to have a liberal topless policy yet be denied the sight of Jonah's naked rack.
Topless women does not = debauchery in Sydney. It's like a million degrees in Sydney today, and every second woman on Bondi Beach will be sunbathing topless to get an even tan.
That said, a finishing-school education was probably not a prerequisite for recruitment to appear on Leo's yacht.
I must be blind because I only see one topless woman.
Why does the DN always refer to almost any woman as a "beauty"? They did this with Elliot Spitzer's whore from NJ.
R25, the connection might just be that he's a member of the Tribe. I mean, come on.
God, does Lukas Haas live the life of Reilly or what? He hasn't worked in years, lives at Leo's mansion in LA and always jets around the world with him. And this has been going on for many years. I need to find a millionaire best friend who would just let me leech like that.
r35 what are you implying?
[quote]He hasn't worked in years, lives at Leo's mansion in LA and always jets around the world with him.
He does work (he was just in "Lincoln") and doesn't live with Leo. It's just DL fantasy that they're lovers. Even on the off chance both are gay, do you *seriously* think Leo would have stayed with an anorexic fug all these years? Bitch, PLEASE.
Jonah Hill has a couple of hit movies and thinks he can show up looking like huge fucking fat slob. He's disgusting, and I hope those girls didn't give him the time of day.
"Jonah Hill has a couple of hit movies and thinks he can show up looking like huge fucking fat slob"
How else can he show up? He IS a fat slob!
You are all such body fascists, and teenagers starve themselves because of it.
One can be fat without being a disgusting slob.
I see one topless woman and she's near Jonah Hill. So Leo = gay; Jonah = straight? Works fine for me.
Jonah is so repugnant and repulsive.
Okay, now I know Leo is gay because Chace Crawford was there.
I misread the title of this thread as "Leo & Jonah on a yacht with hopeless women."
Didn't Jonah lose a bunch of weight on the "White Powdre Diet"? Or am I getting him confused with Seth Rogan? (Wouldn't be the first time.)
The New Year's celebration in Time's Square began in 1904
Please drive recklessly
What's with the Chace Crawford / Lukas Haas mentions? Because I haven't seen them in any pictures yet please could someone link some? TIA. xx
Jonah lost a lot of weight last year. I guess he found it.
He looks like he has long yellow toenails, nose hairs, visible ear wax and smells like feces, bo, and rotten eggs.
Joining forces with Marquee nightclub, the Star casino group hired a private 747 to fly in more than a dozen high-profile celebrities including Leonardo DiCaprio, Chace Crawford, Samantha Ronson and Jonah Hill to ring in the new year.
While The Star refused to comment on the trip, Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx tweeted an image of the private jet which flew them here on Friday.
Glee star Matthew Morrison arrived on Thursday and was spotted dining with girlfriend Renee Puente at Mrs Sippy restaurant in Double Bay that night.
Also flying in for New Year's Eve are Teen Wolf star Colton Haynes, 'N Sync member JC Chasez, High School Musical's Lucas Grabeel, Desperate Housewives actor Shawn Pyfrom, Entourage's Kevin Connolly, Royal Pains' Kyle Howard and My Name Is Earl star Ethan Suplee.
Meanwhile, DiCaprio, Connolly, Suplee and Hill soaked up the sun and the sights of Sydney aboard a luxury cruiser on the Harbour, stopping by floating bar, The Island.
So the Star casino has a "no straight celebs" policy?
[quote]You are all such body fascists, and teenagers starve themselves because of it.
You type fat.
The manpussy posse are all together in Sydney. Except for Morrison and Hill, I'm now convinced that all the others are gay. Would love to see Matt Dallas and Ed Westwick join that crowd.
Chase Crawford must be one hell of a good lay to keep getting invited to hang out with A-Listers like Leo.
R38 Don't try to sell your taste as some kind of logic proof, it's ridiculous. I find Lukas Haas pretty cute, if a little unwashed in those candids, but my opinion is hardly deciding here either.
R55 Matt Morrison is the gayest of them all. And poor Jonah, no one wants him on their team.
Lukas Haas obviously has some mental issues.
A male friend of mine fucked Kevin Connolly.
[quote]The manpussy posse
LOL They shall henceforth be known by this name!
[quote]Joining forces with Marquee nightclub, the Star casino group hired a private 747 to fly in more than a dozen high-profile celebrities including Leonardo DiCaprio, Chace Crawford, Samantha Ronson and Jonah Hill to ring in the new year.
Samantha Ronson is a high-profile celeb???
[quote]Strange, why would a gay man have such a set up?
I ask myself the same thing every day.
Simon 'My moobs are cooking on this yacht' Cowell
[quote]I've been at many parties with half-naked women, and I'm gay as a goose.
This is also very true.
These articles are never going to track down and count the gay/bi men on a luxury cruise are they? It's all going to be about topless women (some who may even be there with their girlfriends!).
In the press' eyes it will be a boat filled with uber straight people.
I only see one topless girl and she needs to draw attention away from having no ass at all.
So is Chace Crawford now the pass-around pussy boy for the A-List? It's inexplicable why a D-Lister like him would be hanging out with A-Listers if it wasn't for sex. He sure is pretty.
In candid pap shots, Leonardo DiCaprio is almost always seen exclusively in the company of men.
Love the hat
Leo and longtime bff Lukas Haas are hiding in plain sight.
Leo and Lukas are not a couple, They are both gay, but this is a relationship of brothers.
R68. and "brothers" never fool around with each other? How would you even know this unless you were a part of the posse?
Can fat fuck Jonah do ANYTHING without Leo DiCaprio or James Franco? Last night fatso was on SNL and had to have Leo come help him out in a skit.
I swear, I don't know why this smug pig is famous.
[quote]You are all such body fascists, and teenagers starve themselves because of it.
Well, they're not starving themselves ENOUGH, because I still see fat teenagers everywhere I go. You're supposed to be skinny at that age.