"Presenting"

You bitches know that's the gayest word ever, right? Real men don't "present" their holes or their penises or their chests or whatever. Nolan Miller "presents" a cavalcade of sequin-bedazzled costumes. ABC "presents" a movie of the week starring Meredith Baxter (Birney). You only "present" your ass if you're a total nelly bottom who envisions her ass to be a splendid buffet. Sigh...

• OP preented his thoughts on presenting with a lovely sigh.

• OP sounds fussy

• Anyone who starts a post with "You bitches," and ends it with "Sigh..." has no business lecturing anyone on what sounds gay.

• OP? Enough.

• I remember when Don Loper "presented" the lovely Hollywood wives in his fashion show to benefit Share, Incorporated. So that shoots your "real men don't use the word present" straight to hell.

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• Alfred Hitchcock Presents!

• I just saw a rerun of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where he tells a woman who accidentally touched his butt while he was bending over, "I wasn't presenting!"

• Why did Mr. Hitchcock just ask me to kneel?

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• Isn't the term most often used in zoology, to describe how female animals present their genitalia durin mating? That's how I assumed DLers were usin it.

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• When was the last time Meredith Baxter (Birney) was in a movie of the week? OP is old

• FUCK YOU OP

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• Real men? Real men wear sequins and squeal and suck cock. Deal with it!

• We're all gay here. Is there something wrong with gay people using gay terms? Or are you too self-hating to realize how stupid you sound, OP?

• [quote]You only "present" your ass if you're a total nelly bottom who envisions her ass to be a splendid buffet. OP is just mad because her ass is a splendid buffet for no one.

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• Wrong, OP. Don't tell that to the male, heterosexual doms on Kink.com, who order their female submissives to "present" their holes and any other body part desired routinely. They'll "present" your nelly ass on a platter. The word "present" has nothing to do with how macho one is, nor one's gender or sexuality.

• P.S. Being gay has nothing to do with how masculine or feminine a person is, either. Which makes OP's headline the "gayest" of all; at least in OP's head.

• Let the games...and links to hole presentations...begin!

• R14 All that yummy curly anal hair

• R18 Too much product.

• [quote]Don't tell that to the male, heterosexual doms Oh, right. DL is just filled to the *brim* with butch, dominant het studs seeking submissive women. MARY!

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• OP? I have one word for you: DUH! Seriously, did you think you were telling us something we didn't already know? Was there a point to starting this thread?

• r9 got it - like the rhesus monkeys presenting their red, inflamed back sides indicating they are ready for mating. Or a fisting bottom presenting his prolapsed anus and puffy rosebud anxiously awaiting the next object d'insertion.

• Presenting the 85th Academy Awards!

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• [quote]When was the last time Meredith Baxter (Birney) was in a movie of the week? OP is old Perhaps, you will have the pleasure of growing old some day, too.

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• Presenting is another word for gifting. My ass is a gift to the world. *hrummppphhh*

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• She was in a Hallmark movie just last month!

• Presenting: "The act of directing the hindquarters toward another individual, either in sexual solicitation or as a gesture of appeasement derived from sexual presenting." (Estes, 1991)

• I spoke NOTHING of what DL is filled with, r20 /OP. Reading comprehension much? Everything you write is wrong and you're gunning for the World's Greatest Idiot trophy.

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• OP, the acute philogist and cultural critic, thinks it's much more masculine when she announces her crack of doom is ready for "its big reveal."

• Please don't equate gay with nonmasculine. But yes, "presenting" is not a very masculine word.

• R30, okay, but please don't equate gay with masculine, either. Let's get past this construction altogether, please. It presents well for our community.