At his age, he should weigh 94 pounds and his bathing suit should be a shocking pink rubber band. In twenty years, his hair should be a mix of gray and bleached-blonde, and he should be proudly displaying his moobs and pregnant-looking belly, which hides the front of his speedo. These rich guys really need to hire some of us DLers to be fashion consultants.
Not that Zuckerberg is exactly an oil painting, but P. Chan has a seriously fug face and the body of a 12 year-old boy. Goddamn she is homely.
Never mind his body, take a look at his face. He's developing jowls and he's not even 30!
R44, I've never seen thighs like that on a boy.
Oh please, he's just an average looking guy with an average body. Not disgusting by any means. I'd rate him a 4 or a 5. I pass 100 of him on the street every day. I'd sleep with him because he's likely STD-free.
I think Mark Zuckerberg is really sexy.
You are all such assholes.
You ladies are harsh tonight.
Not anywhere near as bad as I was preparing for. The extremely pale skin is what stuck out the most for me.
No, he's not ripped at all, but he's hardly at man-breast phase (yet?)
You all jerrous because he is birrionaire! Me nevah work evah! Tee hee!
R51, get a clue, can you?
Jesus, DL is based on racism and sexism.
He's easily a B cup. The wife is an A cup.
He's hotter than that twerp who played him in the movie.
He's a regular guy
Facebook is so fucking shady. So is Zuckerberg.
I think it's just the jealous types who are nitpicking over him. He's hot.
Those aren't breasts.
Who cares what he looks like. He's a billionaire.
He's cute, motherfuckers.
What the fuck is your problem?
[quote] What the fuck is your problem?
He doesn't have gay porn star looks.
I'd hit it.
Gay porn stars will never fuck you unless you're a gay porn star or john with a wad of cash.
Mark Zuckerberg is cute.
The reason gay teens want to kill themselves is because of self-loathing body fascists like you all.
Zuckerberg and Priscilla are kind of my favorite celebrity couple. They're the incredibly rich version of every hetero prestige university nerd power couple you know
That's brilliant, R64. I know exactly what you mean.
This bullshit needs to stop. Zuckerberg is empirically ugly - he has a weak jaw, bug eyes, thin arms, flabby waist, short legs, and the start of a gut. Anyone who says he is cute is speaking from their own insecurity - they act reflexively to the truth, for fear of one day being told the same thing about themselves.
The funny thing is, I guarantee you he looks better than 90% of DataLounge posters. And he is rich.
R66, the simple truth--he fucks more than you. And he fucks a rich doctor. You keep going to the gym and wondering why you pay 19% on your credit cards.
I wonder how often he oils his breasts to keep them supple.
Can't get a white woman. Yawn.
A puerile 'retort', R68. Why are you so invested in this guy's 'beauty'? He's not attractive - some people in life are not, and you'll just have to accept it.
R71, Christ, you're mentally challenged. Just one more year and you're Obamacare kicks in. Seek help.
I never said anything about how attractive he is. I wouldn't fuck him. Keep up with the group. Occupational therapy might help.
And, btw, he Zuckerberg has more sex than you. You fucking hate that, don't you?
I'm not R71, but you sound incredibly stupid right now, R72.
You all need to dial down your insanely high standards of what's attractive. What, do you all want to go to bed with bland hairless 23-year-old white men with big puffy muscles and a vacant gaze? You're so boring, every single one of you. Men die because they cannot measure up to somebody's else's standards of physical perfection, are you aware of this? Gay men are the worst body fascists who ever lived. No wonder you hate yourselves: you're awful.
Don't you have the courage to stand when you're being called out?
A tan and a good wax and he'd be on his way. He needs to work out, but he's got a butt at least.
You bored everyone, R75, and they fell asleep.
It's sad when you're as ugly as Mark Zuckerberg is and your STILL better looking than your wife.
Zuckerberg is entirely unappealing and unattractive. Wealthy, but unappealing and unattractive.
I have always found Mark a sexy youngster. He is totally cute and I would be thrilled to have him. I wish he was 6 or 7 inches taller, but I'd still love him at 5'8".
All the darkies on DL love to poke fun at Mark because he isn't 50 shades of dinge, but Mark is just the type most of them would pester the shit out of if they ever caught him in a bar.
FWIW, they're better-looking that John and Yoko ever were.
Well that ain't saying much.
That's like saying Michael Phelps is better looking than that girl who played Blossom.
I like normal looking guys like that. I'm one too. But especially straight guys, or geeks - when you get them out of their button downs or collars and they're just naked, hairy with their dicks out. So yeah, I'd fuck him.
Did R80 just step out of the 50's? Now we know the truth about the Zuckerberg lovers - they're racist.
r70 it's not that he can't get a white woman, it's that Asian women and Aspie Jewish guys go hand in hand. I've got one where I live. I can't for the life of me figure it out. Possibly 2 couples near me.
Expounding on the Asian women & Aspie thing here on a psych forum and would love to know what DL'ers think
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair
And your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes.
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but
At least you're not insane.
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here!
I think characterizing white guys who go out with Asian girls as being "aspy" or "nerdy" or "defective" is how insecure, jealous white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.
But in the spirit of fairness, I likewise think that white men who characterize white women who go out with black men as being "trashy" or "fat" or "slutty" is borne of insecurity and jealousy, too.
I don't think so. For one thing Zuckerberg IS Aspie. And he married Asian, times that by however many. Tiger Mom married a white Jewish guy who is probably Aspie with her antics.
And the question remains, why do Asian women like Aspie white men?
R88, no one needs to "characterize" white women who date black men as "fat."
They *are* fat.
This board is very out of touch with the times. While most people pair within their own race, a lot have been dating/marrying outside their race for what seems like forever now.
And since when are geeks (and there are a ton of them) that interested in the finer points of fashion or conscious about the aesthetics of their bodies? Do you honestly think MZ is an anomaly? He's a rich, smart guy but otherwise not unusual.
His wife has massive legs.
I think he looks hot in those pics, I don't get the haters
His wife has the dreaded "thunder thighs"!
If he is hot, then Seth Rogen is a hunk and Lena Dunham is gorgeous.
Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.
Wow, this thread has totally confirmed my suspicion that DL is a kind of 21st-centur KKK meeting place. How do you all tolerate the racism that defines this board?
He really has lovely, pert pink nipples. Bet they are REALLY sensitive, too.
I've been here for over ten years and it's gotten really bad in the last five.
Disgusted by the influx of racist trash. Don't know if they're all gay, but the gay ones disgust me in particular because they should know better.
When you see an asshole shriek about the word "faggot" then whine about "political correctness" when it comes to slurs for other minorities, you know the site has gone to shit.
I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
I'm with R83
Please post pictures of your pencil neck, bird's legs, gynecomastic chest and distended belly for us to judge.
Remember honey, Jesus loves you but the rest of us think that you're an asshole.
[quote] I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
R100 = geographic racist
This thread captures the essence of NY: ugly, racist, and pretentious.
R97 you are so full of shit. A lot of 'average' guys have low self esteem and will open their hole for anyone in order to feel attractive.
We aren't racist, we just don't like ugly and we REALLY don't like FUGLY.
Mark Zuckerburg and his Commie wife polly can't decide whether to plant trees on what is rightfully Palestinian land or to work little kids to death in Nanking.
[qoute]white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.
In droves? Really?
R 95 and a FUPA
[quote]Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.
You've obviously never been to a bathhouse. It's ALWAYS the homely guys who are the biggest sluts. The hot guys are very selective.
There so much in love that she can't be torn from her cell phone and he's trying to hold his stomach to keep from heaving.
Why the hell does he shave his stomach and leave that patch of hair on, what are supposed to be, his pecs?
[quote]The hot guys are very selective.
They've got a lot more to select from & find their way to parties where only other hot men are invited. And there is always the adoration of the masses that will make excuses for them no matter what they do.
Well he is a vegetarian Ginger who spent most of his life living on the East Coast. What do you expect? A golden tan?
I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.
He can't help being pale or having bad hair or a big nose, but he doesn't have to be out of shape or to wear those ugly sandals.
His paper net worth. He's only worth about 20 million in cash. That's like what the former fat kid on Two and A Half men makes in a year for showing up and saying one line.
[quote]I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.
But, but... it's not like he can't afford tanning salons. And how dare someone that rich pick a fugly (isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up) wife? She must be a beard. She must be!
Pasty complexion = to seem like a clueless straight white geek
Fugly (*giggle* I said it again) pediatrician (BORING!) wife = Beard
Conclusion = GAY!
wow you people must all be super models. They are average looking, but attractive. Besides, I think he's got a nerdy jewish cub thing going on I could really get in to.
Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?
[quote]Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?
No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.
Why does he shave his stomach? Is that the in thing now?
I'm an elder gay and I've got a better body than that.
[quote]I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area.
No, that's just your fantasy.
[quote]Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
You've not been out much of your tiny ghetto, have you?
That is a normal male body, he has nothing to be embarrassed about. The ridiculous derision on display here is DL's typically perverse body standards, based mostly on porn actors and male models. These standards are largely propagated by two distinct demographics: 1) Current and former disease ridden whores; and 2) The self-hating, virginal obese.
Give me $5 billion and I'll settle.
I kinda like his moobs. And I could work those nips for hours!
Did R118 write that in English?
[quote]No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.
The poster was merely mocking this site.
Do you think he keeps a natural bush?
Thanks to the "milky white hairy breasts", this is the first time he's looked somewhat attractive to me.
He's a dishonest person.
Bill Gates has redeemed himself somewhat by giving away a lot of money to help people on a global basis. Let's see Zuckerberg do the same with a nice chunk of his dough.
She reminds me of some unfortunate photographs from the Vietnam war.
[quote]isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up
Did you just wake up from 15+ year trance and not realize you've been on the interwebz this whole time?
Though he could use a bit more color, I actually like the way his body looks. An average man's body is much more of a turn-on to me than these interchangeable airbrushed-looking porn stars you see all over the Net. I also like the fact that he does not shave his chest.
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