Continue some of the good habits I started in 2012; only drink water, exercise 3 times a week, only smoke pot on some weekends, get a new job, continue saving 10% in my 401k.
2012, the year I became a boring old fart eldergay.
To go black and NEVER come back.
To plant my own tree and make it grow.
1. get a raise
2. drink more water and less booze
3. sleep eight hrs/night
Fuck a nice big man ass everyday
To get the AIDS
To spend less time on Datalounge
1) To wear more color.
2) To refuse to engage in other people's drama, even in an avuncular advisory way.
3) To start walking more again.
Lose 10 pounds
Get a new job
Get a boyfriend
Have a lot of sex, protected, while looking for a boyfriend
Buy a house or condo
Make some new friends
Tone waist from 32" to 30" - all my suit pants are 30"
Let all paid online entertainment addictions expire
Get a job
Start CPA process
Fuck someone my own age - not older
to fix my life.
Get back to a 32" waist.
cut booze, sugar and deal with my insomnia
To read one book. Just one. I hate reading. I know, you're not supposed to say that out loud.
to textually bitch-slap the punctuationally-deficient.
To find a decent job.
Continue working out
Pay off my credit card
Tell my boyfriend of 20 months that I love him.
Pay off credit card debt.
Save as much money as possible.
ride in the Goodyear Blimp
take fish oil everyday
smoke pot nightly
drink only on special occasions
do yoga 2x a week
sex 3x a week
Cut booze for 6 months; Re-evaluate.
Use my passport again...
Getting my shit together. Finally.
- get a job that I like
- take better care of my hip while maintaining my work-out routine
- continue raw food diet as best as I can
To make no more resolutions
Retire from working for a living.
find hunk with extra hairy hole
I really need to focus more on myself in the coming year, after being concerned about everyone else's needs.
I'm going to clean up my diet. No more red meat, drastically cut down on dairy, and lots more fruits and vegetables starting Jan. 3rd. I went from a 31" waist this year to a 33" and I need to stop before my waist gets any bigger.
No fat pants. Ever!
R26 "an extra hairy hole"?
How many hairy holes do you want him to have? Are your hands cold or something?