This is the thread where we cut and paste something our most annoying FB friend said today.
Good morning Las Vegas! Almost time to hit the gym and then hit the slots. Found 100$ in my Vegas purse from last trip, bonus!
Eggs Benny in bed!
i really wish kayden would take an afternoon nap. 4 days of no afternoon naps is wearing on me. i'm not ready for him to "wean" from 2 naps to 1! please let this be a phase!!
"Nothing like the smell of curdled milk vomit at 4am! Poor little guy!"
"Has anyone heard from James today? I slept in and he wasn't here when I woke up....I started trying to reach him by phone and text over 2 hours ago but he isn't answering or replying. Getting worried and giving myself a panic attack."
"2013, please be awesome".
Unfortunately I've hidden all the posts from my annoying FB friends from my news feed so I can't relay them here. But I'll live vicariously through you guys.
"why these dum nigs be shootin for fun all the time in skyway!!! Hope u chedder bob urself"
Ive loved Josh Groban for years; since I was in high school. I own all of cds, I've gone to his concerts, and I even wear his shirt. Sadly, I just listened to his new single and I feel connection. I fear that 8 year connection is dying. :-(
From someone who recently moved from the rustbelt to Florida "Brrr, it's a chilly 69 degrees this morning. I might need a sweater!"
This thread is hilarious. Great idea.
If I knew about Decker, I maybe a Bronco's fan real fast!
Um, how does one 'cheddar bob' oneself? Thank you. Sincerely, Clueless Honkie Person
So just watched the flick "New Years Eve" very good and sappy, I think I related most the the Michell Phifer role!
Yes been a challenging year, seems I lost way to may friends and family this year, but I can still be very thankful for what I do have!
I am not really sure I want to see Les Miserable, I was the play in London and don't think it can compare to that.
"I'm good at 2 things - nappin nd crappin. And I've already done 1 today. "
As we open gifts and celebrate Christmas, don't forgot no matter how bad you may have it there is less off people!
Monday I will be at Children's hospital handing toys out! There greatest gift they get this year is LIFE!!
"I need someone to come watch a little mister while I clean this week! Any takers?"
Ok, Kathy S. of 9 news just said the "blizzard warning" has be scaled BACKED and NOWHERE in the metro area is under that warning. In fact we now been down-graded to just a winter weather advisory, NOT even a winter storm warnning
20 mins and count down starts.... can't I fast forward 2 hrs. I just want to face the judge admitt my wrong and do what I have to do to end this issue behind me!
Watching, CNN and they are showing pictures of the children who are now angels. Just breaks my heart looking at their pix and see the innocent look on their pixs!
So, this song just came on as I am trying to help a friends who can't even get 1 toy for her 3 grand-children. Ages 6,4 for girls and the boy is 2.
Hungry and need food, sounds like a trip to find something to garbage gut!
Coffee, drink one cup, pee five cups.
And the best one of all . . .
one of my places in the world, Vince Italy! I hope to somebody go back!
"I ain't got no legs, y'all!"
"... this will no doubt lead to something better - job wise and personal relationship wise. All in the big plan.... "
Oh STFU, Little Mary! Sunshine
Just broke up with my bf and lost my job
I thought Russel Crowe was GREAT!!! Not singing, but acting. The movie was amazeballs!!! Glad you went.
[quote]"I need someone to come watch a little mister while I clean this week! Any takers?"
So glad not to be on that site.
Thank you everyone, you're making me feel so much better about my life today.
God I hate that amazeballs shit. That needs to be retired immediately.
Are some of these friends differently abled?
"sorry to everyone who showed up to Jerm's party! He had an incident and we decided not to do the party last minute as explained in my previous status. Ill try to call next time but PLEASE check FB cuz it's easier to just tell everyone here rather than call every individual."
Fran is making two different meat loaves today for the New Year's day buffet. Both are lactose free but one is gluten free AND lactose free.
sorry to everyone who came to our Christmas party. We all got the flu next day. Hope your all alright. I'm sure it wasn't the food.
"Just got out of a Les Mis screening and feel like I should get a AIDS test."
"A certain boyfriend of mine is on notice. Trying to shop a The Galleria. Certain boyfriend keeps farting and laughing while we shop. Funny at first... now, not so much."
Above from a frau friend
"James just showed up, really drunk. I'm upset on so many levels but at least he's home safe now. This kind of stuff is not okay"
R33 and R55 definitely are the most annoying messages.
R12, I had to google it. Cheddar bob is apparently from the movie 8 mile. A retarded character shoots himself in the penis. The person who posted this also posts a lot about her court dates, weed, etc. I'll post more.
"How to clear out a steam room full of Asians; cough repeatedly." - some porn whore.
"Jesus doesn't need us. We need him. He doesnt come weakly, begging us to follow. He is the only Lord, self sufficient and perfect. If only we would beg to follow, to take part in His great work."
"They are talking about Whitney Houston on people we lost in 2012! If Madonna ever accidentally dies I won't be able to recoup ! I'll be mourning for months and years! Now I know why there's crazies go to Elvis Graceland every year! #cbssunday"
"Everyone pray for Shelly's family. So, So tragic. May God be with them. It's times like these when we should think 'better her than us'. That will pull us through. In Jesus' name. Stay safe."
She is no longer on my FB friends list
"Jaymi's new puppy won't stop licking my feets!lol"
I don't diet.
What a way to end the last Saturday of the year and being the last Sunday...Breakfast in bed, thanks youngin, keep this up and I might keep you around for 2013...
R44, did you just delete her today? Yeah, it seems odd that she would feign concern for Shelly and then basically utter, "Sucks to be her, glad it's not me!"
So the long, hard year of 2012 in near the end! For those who know me knows it has been a hard year. Starting in 2013 I'm making a lot of changes. First one will be deleting my FB account for awhile along with a lot of people I have nothing in common with nor talk to. I'm prepared that 2013 will be just as hard, but it will be worth it in the end! I will have to work very hard to get where I want to be. So if you need/want my number, address, or email please send me a message by Jan. 1st. Thanks for everything! Have a great weekend!!!
My young thang my young thang!! Damn you sweet on me, keep this shit up and I may no longer keep you a secret. However, I am a true believer that when less people know who you Fuck wit, or fucking the relationship, or wutever you call it last longer.. Besides no one wants you or wut you have til its taken....ijs it works for me #PimpByBloodNotRelation
Are these cut and pasted? Some of these are barely literate.
Niccas killing niccas over a Bitch, dime bag, dollaes, envy, and pure stupidity!! #NiccaFree2013
So grateful for the amazing opportunities that came my way these past few years and all the inspiring people i have met. thank you everyone for your well wishes, word of encouragement, love, and warmth....now time for a vacation! California here I come!!
R47/R50/R52, was your cousin the one who was posting about BooBae a few months ago? That whole exchange you shared had me in hysterics for hours.
[R54], yes that's her :-)
"I believe we all strive to do our best with where we are in our life journey. All of us, even the Cowboys and actors in Les Miz. Just like me, they go out there hoping their gift is pleasing to all the rest of us."
a sociopath wrote-
Ooooo, I came up with a quote of the day! I said to the car dealer yesterday:
"Patience doesn't have a half-life with me. When it's gone, it's gone".
LIKE to show respect...RIP Conneticut Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting Victims- 12/24/12
Done with people who think they can treat you like dirt,say the most awful,hurtful things and not suffer consequences!!!!! You wanna act like a cold hearted BITCH--TAKE RESPONSIBILITY and don't act shocked when people walk out of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis pitcher so creepy. :?
Like what if she’s some kinda creature, and dese creatures hab dis hunger when dey getted borned. Dey goes and sucks out some part a other kids brains, dat part dat’s gonna makes dem a growed up 1 day. So den dey hab a lot dose parts so dey getted for grows up right away. BUT dose kids dey sucked dat part outta never coulda grows up now. :(
[quote]There greatest gift they get this year is LIFE!!
My daughter posted this depressing bit this morning:
"Good morning. I woke up this morning, and I'm grateful to be alive!"
"just spent a week in Hawaii, USA with my darling family. Each moment was precious and reminded me of the simple pleasures. Each and every minute, hour, day was more special than the next. What a collection of memories for the memory bank. Thank you, life!"
This is the latest (and one of the tamest) from a ridiculous woman I work with. Her posts have become the laughing stock of the office because they're always treacley sweet and fake. I thought the women in the office might like her posts, but they seem the ones who roll their eyes the most.
I'm getting so many people announcing "Big changes coming soon...watch this space!" and "2012 hasn't been great to me...[insert list of problems]...2013 please be good to me!"
The big changes are probably New Years resolution diets that will be forgotten about by January 4th.
Oh, and one person has been continually posting just :-( and "ffs" for the past few weeks. Someone always asks "what's wrong, hon?" When what they should really say is "Get a blog - a short one."
what does FFS stand for.
"for fuck's sake".
This is my first time acting on New Years Eve since 1998. I am truly grateful to everyone who has helped. I want what I have.
"So the tables have turned and now I feel like Maybe I should just go to another table....."
"Just wat da world need --- anutha KarTRASHian. I knew did was somin but I thot it'd get announced at an awards sho like Bey. I guess a concert works. SMH Kanye! #epicfail2013"
[quote]FB friends: I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. I post shots of my family that I don't want strangers to have access to!!!
However, with the recent changes in FB, the "public" can now see activities in ANY wall. This happens when our friend hits "like" or "comment" automatically, their friends would see our posts too. Unfortunately, we can not change this setting by ourselves because Face...book has configured it this way. PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear, now move the mouse on “FRIENDS" (also without clicking), then down to "Settings", click here and a list will appear. REMOVE the CHECK on "COMMENTS & LIKE" and also "PHOTOS". By doing this, my activity among my friends and family will no longer become public. Now, copy and paste this on your wall. Once I see this posted on your page I will do the same. Thanks
I got this from a dozen 'friends'.
It was easier just to delete/un-friend them.
"Update on Barklee: the neighbor has been harassing us about pressing charges still. For those who don't know our lil man Barklee got into the neighbors backyard and ate their pet turtle. Keep in mind they were keeping their so called beloved pet OUTSIDE IN AN AQUARIUM! We apologized and we all feel bad about it especially Skylar since Barklee is her first puppy. He's the sweetest thing and he has NEVER attacked or bitten a person. Please keep us in your prayers that our neighbor finds the path to forgiveness in his heart "
Sweet Barklee eating the neighbour's pet? Skylar?? R71 that sounds like a family of walking turds.
How many hours did the news media spend on hand wringing over the Newtown shootings? Yet just a few days later another nutjob with a gun tried to shoot up a theater in Texas. This time was different. The theater had an armed security guard, a moonlighting sheriff's deputy who shot the madman. Compared to Newtown, it got nearly zero news coverage, even though it was clearly topical. Why?
R73, I've had several friends post that story but today's most disturbing link of the day goes to "Obama is just like Hitler"
This is from a flaming gay guy: "My 2013 new years resolution is to be a skinny bitch (thank u jordana for inspiring me I love u) and to have a model face. I want that anne hathaway emaciated les miserables look!"
"Tell Obama to stop spending money we don't have."
R60 - what the fuck is this person trying to say?!
People who post lists of things to do and then write "check" after each.
The details of the fucking meal you just made.
In script form, the entrancing dialogue that just happpened between you and your child.
"Open letters" to inanimate objects or concepts. i.e. "Dear chocolate..."
Times Square is for tourists. I live on Washington Square Park for 4 years and never ventured the few blocks to get there. Kind of a LOT of hype.
"My husband works so very hard to provide for others who are unwilling too"
"Splended day for for football or maybe shopping or maybe football and shopping!"
(Stupid skank who went all rightwing after HS, married an asperger dork who does some sort of defense dept contracting IT work, they're both so selfish and terrible that hating them is like part of my morning routine)
Like most ppl with fibromyalgia. M.e and kids I'll be asleep before midnight so while im still a awake, "happy new year!!" love Mel, Leuven,Quinn,Big B, Queen Nibbles and Isis.
Just about to give up! I feel like I try and try and I'm just done trying. Seems like when others need something I'm there and willing to help but the lack of returned favors and love from the so called family has vanished. Time to start deleting! I'm tired of sending notes, calls, and my time to feel so alone. To hell with it all I'm done!
The Tooth Fairy forgot to show up last night. Logan is convinced it is because there may have been plaque on the tooth. :( Very sad little girl.
Are these for real or parodies? Do people like this really EXIST? C'mon!
The bigger question is, how come so many of you have frau friends?
Thank you all for renewing my resolve to stay the fuck off of FB.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR! Heheh I know I'm a day late but I've had strep throat the past few days. Peter Romero and Mauricio Martinez I'm sorry I missed all of the fun but I'm all better so how about a do-over Friday? Ill provide the drink and herb!"
One of my faux spiritual fb friends posted this handy infographic for us and asked "Which one are YOU!" I just wanted to be like "Bitch, you owe me 200 bucks!"
"after 17 years of marriage, I don't know why my husband does not understand that every time the movie Beaches is on, I must stop, watch it, and have a good cry. Its a girl thing."
I love this woman to death, but her posts make me nuts.
Love it! I just wish she would have killed the POS so we taxpayers are not paying his medical bills (she tried, he was shot 5 times!!!). This is the reason I could not be a nurse because I would smother him with a pillow! And yes, this happened in GA. The media portrays GA residents as a bunch of dumb rednecks. Atleast we can take care of our loved one's during a crisis. I would rather be a living redneck than a dead liberal!
Was already Platinum again for 2013 (I've been enjoying Platinum for a while now) but United just awarded me with a complimentary "move up" to "Premier 1K" status!! AWESOME!!
Nothing like a phone call from your boss giving you a big fat bonus to start your Monday off right!
Is it wrong that I really would not notice reductions in my pay check due to taxes because I don't really know what I get each time I get paid?
Not a paste: A professional "friend," who has 1000+ FB friends, posted a seductive picture of her 21 y.o. daughter with some line like - "Our baby is now an adult!" Her post was meant to cement her "perfect family image" in the minds of 1000s. Almost immediately, one of her male 'friends' posted some lascivious comments. Then the women started tearing him apart.
They're all idiots. Punch and delete.
Since I know some of my friends are fans of the self-important pop economist that is Paul Krugman - here is an especially brilliant idea he supports to ensure your government's ability to spend us into serfdom.
I can't say I 100% agree that people who don't worry what others think of them are the happiest people in the world. When it comes to the cleanliness of my house. I am a freak before company (heck, even without company) but the white tile floors and white granite countertops do not help! As far as my looks, as long as my huband *Tags Husband* stays interested, I am cool : ) I am too lazy and cheap to be stylish. That effort is put into my child!!!
Oh, it goes on and on!
Watching Piers Morgan talking about gun control, some of these gun owners a just damn freaky! One police came back with the commit, "if you want a 30,40,50 plus round clips, don't ask for his sympathy if your child is the next to be slain"
"Any of my FB friends in Otisfield or heading that way this week?"
This guy who works as a private detective is always PUBLICLY asking for help, free rides, places to stay, and photographs of people/places, etc. from his FB friends.
Interesting training class on workplace violence. Just so everyone is aware, what the schools (or most schools) teach in regards to an "active shooter" situation is NOT what local and federal law enforcement endorses. Your children should NOT be instructed to quarantine themselves in small rooms/closets etc. It is also the main reason why so many deaths occurred at Sandy Hook, because administrators created a procedure guideline that was based on accountability not survivability. So, as I will be doing this when I get home, instruct your children to respect authority but not obey it when it comes to a life and death situation. As we are instructed at work, you run! You don't hide unless there is no other choice - and if forced to hide you barricade the doors with furniture and whatever else. Also, teach your kids to break windows - that's also an easy way for them to escape out of classroom if it is an option. I honestly am looking at this whole thing differently, such a mind opener on what should be common sense. We are raised to obey authority regardless of our intuition, to the point of where we put ourselves in danger. I am going home to explain to Nathan how he should react to this situation and how I don't care if he "gets in trouble". If it comes down to his life, I am not letting an untrained administrator tell me how he is going to avoid being shot and/or killed. Run, hide, fight!
why the hell do they have to do an EBS alert beeping threw a critical scene on my story! General Hospital is getting good! Almost tissue time!
R101 is the best yet. Maddening. That kid is going to grow up to be killed by the first cop he ignores.
God has his plans for everyone
r96, please cut and paste some of the lascivious comments from the male friend and the mom's outraged reaction, this sounds great!
"Does anyone know how to build a teepee? We need it for the "find your inner peaceful warrior" workshop which is being held our way this weekend. Feel free to bring your own thermos and blanket for a great evening of talking, dancing and growth. Everyone welcome. This Sat at 8pm."
"Piers Morgan is such an A-HOLE"
This is from a Republican acquaintance who is posting this in reference to Morgan's current anti-NRA stance. I think I need to un-friend this person. There's only so much I can take.
I can't stand Morgan either but I agree with his current rant.
Serving as cum dump at a party on Saturday night in Denver. 4** E. * Ave, #***, just off ** ** Come give me a load, sir!
R96's post is hilarious. Lascivious comments
"I knew she'd turn out hot!"
Greenbean and Olive are beautiful male parakeets that are ready for a home. Come adopt them and fill your home with the lovely sound of these two musical boys.
R77, this is the best translation I can do. I've known him for 3 years, so it should be relatively accurate, but sometimes it's still hard to decipher.
"This picture is so creepy. Like, what if she's some kind of creature, and these creatures have this hunger when they're born. They go and suck out some part of other kids brains, that part that's going to make them a grown up one day. So then they have a lot of those parts so they get to grow up right away. But those kids they sucked that part out of can never grow up now."
A bunch of stuff about Bengazi and Sandy Hook being a false flag operation. I can't post it here tho
I just unfriended someone because I finally realized that all they were doing was promoting some party again and again, and again. Never anything else.
I really miss the postings of the ghetto lesbian that we used to see on here.
"Im truely bless this Christmas was with my family. I have truely been blessed with to of the gratest gifts which are my Son and my Betterhalf. Ive gotten more than I can ever ask God for and thank God for in my life."
At Women of Faith Conference with a bunch of girlfriends...love this moment.
Some of the many replies by a gun nut in response to a friend posting about her belief in the need for an assault weapons ban. My friend's sister was murdered by her boyfriend with an assault rifle.
**Oh dear ________ Please get over yourself and look at the better good. The second amendment is to keep us free. It is a unfortunate that there are evil people in live. And then there are monsters! I am not going to mention the common ones you and your short sighted friends know. I suggest you research the Battle of Athens TN. History will repeat itself if allowed to. Oh I too have lost loved ones. PROTECTING OUR RIGHTS!!!
To include I lost a career to a drunk driver! NOT A GUN!!!**
**Sorry your sister didn't excerise her right that so many have defended.**
My cat that likes potato chips just ate a Cheerio.
WE DO CARE ABOUT BENGAZI, HILLARY! 12 MILLION STRONG!!
She posted a picture of Barack and Michelle and wrote
"I love their love"
what business is it of hers and why is she so into it?
"Um. I try my best to helpful. When making requests, please be very clear & concise. Thanks!"
I would love to get my hands on her rag head and beat the living s***out of her. Make her think twice about allah!!! ---friend of a friend about the boston bomber's mom
"Wow. That's all I'm gonna say."
"So, we're getting settled into the new house and it dawned on me this morning, we must be rednecks."
At least they are self-aware.
Someone just said to me, "You're obviously a local." Thanks.
Aimee was up all night with an earache, we brought her to the urgent care and now she's an antibiotics. Poor thing is heartbroken because I kept her home fro
school and today was cupcake day.
"My tummy is doing backflips. My breakfast burrito DID NOT agree with me. I've been on the toidy off and on all A.M. - I hope I can get my crap together before the 3:00 meeting. LOL. Note to self: No more burritos from Chui's"
-36 Year Old Frau I Work With
Making a red velvet cake...
Barnes & Noble posts
[quote]Tarot cards are: A) Eerily accurate B) A bunch of nonsense C) Harmless and fun D) ______________________
Wiccan frau replies
[quote]Barnes and Noble, I find your post about Tarot cards highly insulting and offensive! Many witches and pagans use tarot cards as part of their belief practices! To have as choices "harmless and fun" and 'a bunch of nonsense" is rude and disrespectful! Would you post that type of question about the bible, or other possible religious tools? SHAME ON YOU!!
At least she's not one of the ones who think tarot cards are satanic.
Off topic but those FB "suggested ads" are sometimes hilarious. There was a Petsmart one especially where people just ragged on the groomers and advertised their own shops.
*Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?*
*Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?*
*Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?*
*Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?*
*Have you seen Muslims, shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scouts/guides
*Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?*
*Have your seen a Muslim do anything that contributes positively to the
American and Canadian way of life ????
*The answer is no, you did not. Just ask yourself WHY ???*
During his Cairo speech, said:
"I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's history."
AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE
Dear Mr. Obama:
Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?
Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.
Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.
Can you show me one Muslim signature on the: United States Constitution?
Declaration of Independence ? Bill of Rights? Didn't think so.
Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.
Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.
Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves."
Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?
Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present.
There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with
Martin Luther King, Jr.or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.
Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era? Again, not present.
In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their Husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?
Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler.
The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops And accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.
Finally, Mr. Obama,Where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or A field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they Were rejoicing in the Middle East .
No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day.
Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's butts you bent over backwards to
kiss in Cairo , Egypt, on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.
And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.
And now we can add November 5, 2009 -the slaughter of American soldiers at
Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was
Supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .
That, Mr. Obama Is the "Muslim heritage" in America Muslim Heritage - baloney!
And if you don't share this message, you are part of the problem!
Is it just me or is the new Mercedes sort of lame. Test drove one last for dessert and it failed to impress.
this from someone who can't make a major purchase or plan a vacation without announcing it on FB.
My homemade vegan sweet and sour chicken is so much better than yours. What a success!
(followed by a vomit inducing pic)
"Yet another reason I love being a regular guest of Ritz-Carlton." --with a screen capture of Ritz Carlton's reservation page asking her BY NAME!!! where she'd like to go.
"Take the high road. Roses smell better than dirt."
First of all, dirt smells good too. and, second, this was posted of course by THE biggest cunt I have ever met, such a immoral snake that "the high road" for her would be a piece of gravel.
Annoying as it is, Facebook at least helps you weed out the nuts early. And reminds that you made the right decision.
This thread makes me pray for Armageddon.
...that's not a quote from Facebook, that's me saying that.
"The haunting sadness returns..."
Among many other passive-aggressive vague quotes who's mission is to get you to ask, "what's wrong, dear? Are you ok?"
I remember, back in the 70s, the gays on the boardwalk, for show us your shoes. great times with lots of candy
Well IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I have some AMAZING but at the same time shocking news! I'M EXPECTING!!!! A little over 14 weeks and counting! I know I'm shocked too. I can hardly believe it myself. I wasn't going to post it on Facebook but since you are all my family and friends, I wanted to make it official. I'm too overwhelmed to keep it a secret!!! Who would have guessed that me of all people would be expecting already!! But I am!! I'm expecting Santa in just 14 weeks! Repost this if you have a sense of humour. Let's see how many people read the whole status. That's why it's good to read the whole story before you go run and gossip!!!
[quote]There is something pretty magical about hearing 35 women single twinkle twinkle little star in sign language for their babies! Love running the CoquitlamMommy Drop-in program
Two from a guy who does not think he is being the least bit insufferable. Over the past year he's engaged in a whole-body makeover. Oh, and he is in his 40s. The first is from a few weeks ago:
[quote]My favorite beach moment so far - While i was running on the beach in my red board shorts, some straight 17-ish year old surf kid stopped surfing, took a few steps towards me and high five'd me and said "go dude" as I was running by him (a high five of dude respect). I think he thought I was a life guard. It felt just awesome and was such a simple thing.
Jeez. The second is from today.
[quote]Division 1 LaCrosse - Just drafted to the Pros. Whats his reward for all his efforts. ; ) A second date with [this guy] friday night - Am I smilling inside as brightly as the sun ? - you betcha
His "reward" is a second date with you?? Eyeroll.
You can't make this shit up.
I hope that poster friend of R145 gets hit by a truck. Not killed or hurt badly, just a near death experience.
Please, R145 , pretty please, post the link. Post the link, please. Please.
This thread is hilarious. Are people making this stuff up? Keep them coming.
Woken up at 2:45am by sirens and fireman breaking down the door of the vacant apt next door to me. I was completely freaked out in my dream-state ...then came to my senses, put on a muumuu, lipgloss, and mules.... then walked over to ask them if I could help..;-) I love living in NYC.
"Justice! Time to come back to work Tom Delay, take down those sniveling liberal Republicans!"
I'd be happy to drive that truck, R146.
Remember, few of these people post when their inevitable depression or nervous breakdown occurs.
I just want to know whether r12 has seen 8 Mile yet, in the months that have passed.
[quote]Please, R145 , pretty please, post the link. Post the link, please. Please.
No, sorry, no link even though he's always been sort of douchey. I pity the guy. He takes dozens of "selfies" of himself shirtless in gym shorts and posts them all over his FB wall. He lives to workout and his diet has become like a religion to him (carbs are evil). And, of course he puts up posts and pics about both the workouts and the food. It really is all about him.
So, I can only imagine how that date is going to go on Friday night with the lacrosse player. In the immortal words uttered by Bette Midler in Beaches, I bet that it'll probably go something like this:
[quote]But enough about me, let's talk about you ... what do YOU think of me?
R155, everyone who sees his FB page already KNOWS he is a narcissistic douchenozzle. I think the people who are so un-self aware are hilarious. Did I spell that right?
R156, I think that many are, but what cracks me up are the few people (mostly women and older gay guys) who post what appear to be sincere and encouraging comments under this drivel and nonsense, like: "way to go," or "good for you," or (speaking of the lacrosse player), "he's a lucky guy."
"I am changing my name to Justice until Tibet is free! My daughter Lilly-Rose is doing a talk come Monday about this injustice & treating the kids to some vegan cupcakes, together we will see this world a better place! "
I hate this woman but she provides big laughs
Don't buy the new Pepsi can coming out with pics of the Empire State building and The Pledge of Allegiance on them. Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge "Under God". Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. So if we don't buy them they won't be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. How fast can you repost this
God, are you DLers really FB friends with these people? In the name of heaven WHY??
"This is possibly the most important set of maps and data that you could ever understand, if you're interested in understanding the world we're living in. And if you ever doubted the impact or the reach of European colonialism on this planet, this will put things into a visual context for you #whitepriviledge"
... cue link to a couple of maps about driving orientation in the world and the world's busiest air routes.
All these Gay "Straight Dudes" on my feed is a trip!! I can't believe the bitches that fall for y'all shit!! And it's a few dumb broads out there!! Bitchez if it look like a duck, walk like a duck, and quack like a mothafuckin duck ITS A DUCK!!!
BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE-->>Bad girls ain't no good, and the good girls ain't no fun And the hood girls want a smart nigga, college girls all want a thug... #WaleTurnedUp #Vibin #BitchDontKillIt
Never trust ya side bitch she's just smart enough to out connive the other one!!
Not looking for advise. Just a point of view for discussion purposes only.
"Dating" isn't "commitment."... we're just checking each other out. What's wrong with checking out someone else too? Furthermore, not telling you I'm dating someone else isn't cheating... we're NOT committed. Maybe "dating" means something different to each of us? Am I not supposed to talk nor see anyone else the whole time we're ONLY dating? Honestly, dating is dating and commitment is commitment. They are clearly different in intent and purpose. They each have their own sets of rules and procedures! The problems don't occur until one is still dating when the other gets committed, i.e, flips the script. There is no magic discussion to avoid human nature! What chu say??