So get this, the guest room had a single bed and one pillow
I spent the night with some friends because I was drinking, not wasted but I didn't want to drive. Their guest room had a fucking single bed and only one pillow. I need at least two pillows and when they didn't offer me an additional one, I had to bunch up the blanket to make an additional pillow.I'll let the bed pass, but what if I had hooked up and wanted to bring someone home from the party? A single bed in a guest room? I hate people who buy these McMansions and then can't afford to furnish them properly.
Oh, the roads aren't that bad. You'll be fine.
OP's host dangling the car keys
"Just step over him to use the loo. He finds the cold tile soothing to the touch."
You have poor friends. You are without class.
I would have offered you the stall I keep my miniature horse in. Exactly where a horse's ass belongs.
I agree, R4.
Any guest of mine who has sex in my guest bed with a trick, hookup, etc., or who complains about the accommodations, would never again be an overnight guest in my home.
Seems like many people today have no common sense, no common decency, and no manners.
A chazer bleibt a chazer!
Too bad you didn't bring a trick home who later robbed them off all their possessions.
So low brow Sweetie. Why do you have poor friends.
You were going for meatballs and wound up with shit.
Is this the beginnings of Not-So-Elaborate-Scenario Tolldom?
What an ungreatful freeloader you are, OP. You "hate" your McMansion owning "friends" for not outfitting their guest bedroom to suit your taste? Ever think they did that intentionally so you would go.thefuck.home? Oh, and - you classless prick - it's never okay to bring a hookup back to SOMEONE ELSE'S house! Were you raised by apes?
you sound like a rancid old cunt, hope you get in an accident then next time, asshole
white people problems
I hope OP is a troll but I have a terrible feeling he's not.
OP, those were the quarters for the drunk "friends", colleagues and relatives.
They didn't want you to puke, piss, or just stink up their good stuff.
You "need" two pillows? Go home and get all the pillows your drunk princess ass deserves.
I hope you slapped them viciously.
OP doesn't realize he was put in the servants quarters, not the guest suite.
Fold the pillow in half cross-wise into a square & put the fold above your head. With a rectangular pillow, the ends extend on both sides of your head & aren't used.
But just because the pillow problem is easily solved doesn't mean that your friends aren't thoughtless & inconsiderate boors.
They treated you like a prince, OP. At our house, we are not running a hotel, but there is an old hide-a-bed out in one of the garage bays, and there is a "powder room" out there, but it is rarely cleaned. The pillows and linens that we have replaced in the house are in a storage cabinet, and they have been laudered since last use.
Neither your father, nor your keeper.
OP is a troll, no doubt.
But the Hamptons (for example) are filled with multi-million dollar properties with lavishly decorated "guest rooms" (some designed by professionals)... that are designed never to be used. It's incredible.
The status is all about the number of rooms and square footage, but the hosts would never think of actually having someone stay there.
[quote] Seems like many people today have no common sense, no common decency, and no manners.
They ain't got no CLASS!
It's difficult to reproduce the one towel thread. Let's come up with new, original and hopefully funny ESTs.
OP, may you learn one day what a real problem is.
First, when you are in another person's home, you do not bring anyone to your guest room bed.
Second, you are lucky they offered you a bed. They could have sent you on your way.
Third, what gives you the right to a bed anyway? It sounds like you deserve to sleep on the floor.
Fourth, two pillows?? Are you serious??
Did you offer a thank you gift to your friends for putting you up? I didn't think so. Don't expect them to let you stay over again.
You could have slept in your car.
R23, c'mon over and join the fun in the "I made a fool of myself over a Go Go boy" thread.
Can't imagine having a single bed in the guest room. Almost all of our friends/relatives are couples.
[quote]Too bad you didn't bring a trick home who later robbed them off all their possessions.
I doubt it. Those McMansions are so large and half empty that the trick would've been exhausted just running around the place looking for something of value.
You not so Eagerly Slept There, huh?
This is jus stupid. I love a well written troll thread but you're just fucking dumb.
I would be grateful just to have a bed and not have to sleep on the floor or in the car. You, OP, are a spoiled princess.
It would seriously sound like this says more about what they think of you than it is about them.
If this ever happened, it totally means that your "friends" think you're a piece of shit and set you up in the room they let pieces of shit stay in.
If they thought you were classier or had any worth, they would have put you in one of the nicer rooms.
I'm not surprised that you are too stupid to have realized this on your own.
And let me guess only two towels
Welcome Faux Indignant Troll.
Did you manage to return your grandmother's iPad 2 gift?
Let's face it OP, you're a complainer. If you did have a hookup (tacky as that is) you'd be complaining that you didn't have the requisite 3 more pillows to put under your hips to elevate the hole.
Anyone with a brain should know that using more than one pillow is very bad for your neck/back. Idiot!
Unless the second pillow is held in your arms.
Next time, down get so soaked, asswipe.
What's wrong with ASKING the hosts for a second pillow? I always make sure my guests have two, I would not be offended if they asked for a third. I keep 4 guest pillows anyway. Plus a couple of fuck pillows too.
Here's an idea: CONTROL YOUR ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE HOME, INSTEAD OF BURDENING YOUR PILLOW-CHALLENGED HOSTS WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
Or, how about this! If you DO plan to over-imbibe, why not plan ahead and bring a pillow with you, if it's so crucial to your nocturnal well-being?
Or, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE: Call a cab!!??
You would actually bring a trick back to the house where you're staying as a guest!? That is unbelieveably trashy.
Is mad because he's never asked.
OP wants you to be disgusted with his little story, R40, and it is most likely fiction. So do calm down.