I came three times today
...all because of one guy who I met on Skype. He has the most picture-perfect, honest to God nine-inch penis that quite simply drives me up the fuckin' wall. I usually only cum once a day, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about that dick today...I have dick on the brain. I'M DICKMATIZED!!! I'M A FUCKIN' LUNATIC!!! I think I'm in love.
I%20just%20had%20to%20tell%20you%20guys.- Nobody. Fucking. Cares.
- Thanks for sharing. How did you cum? By self fellating? Pumping your erection meds enhanced wang?
Oh and when you cum once a day is that in a wet dream or do you get a young rent boy to take care of that?
- I can come up to five times a day if I'm sufficiently horny. Women say their "brains were banged out" when they were screwed that good that they can't think,
- He's actually a cam4 whore, isn't he? You don't just meet people on Skype.
- You cared enough to post, R1.
- You meet them on cam4, R4, then pay to move it to Skype.
- I am new to the Skype thing...I've gotten off with a few guys, but have never paid for it! Good grief...didn't know you could do that LOL! I just meet them on camfuze.
- This thread is useless pics and so is the OP.
- You didn't even meet? You're not in love. You're in Internet solo lust.
- I bent my wookie.
Ralph W.
- Darlin' you're a whore.
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- [quote]...pay to move it to Skype.
I thought Skype was free.
- This thread is useless without pics.
Someone had to say it!
- [quote]Darlin' you're a whore.
I can't stop laughing, r11. That's so original. Thanks for posting. You're amazing.
- Amateur.
I come that often on a normal day. I've done 10 times in one day before.
Stupid internet porn.
- Doesn't your dick kill after a couple of times R15? Mine gets fucking SORE after about twice.
- More than ten in a day and things get sore. More than three or four times in an hour and things get sore.
So you just space it out a bit.
- I'm jealous. Then again, if I *could* cum 10 times a day I'd never leave my house...so perhaps I'm lucky I can't.
- R18, I don't get out much.
R15
- I am 90 minutes into what promises to be a 3 hour edging session.
I will report back...
- I once edged for four hours.... and when I finally came, it was like I threw a rod in my cum-engine. It hurt. It didn't work. It was like a retrograde ejaculation or something.
Edging is fun, and after 30-60 minutes of it you shoot an impressive load with an impressive orgasm, but there CAN be too much of a good thing.
Won't do that again.
- Why are you telling us this, OP? What does this have to do with any of us?
- I masturbate a lot because I'm the only one in the world that will touch me.
Apparently.
- We can relate, R23
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- I'm jacking to the The Vienna Philharmonic and Strauss. It wouldn't be New Year's without Strauss. I like the change in tempo.
- Sssssssssskype.
- I used to cum 2-3 times a day. Often I would cum 4-5 if I was horny enough. But then I'd usually have a day or two off then back to 2-3 a day. Now I cum about once a week. I haven't cum twice with a guy in a long time. Wish I could!
- The most Ive ever had was eight orgasms in one day. I can usually get four really comfortably if I have nothing else to do during the day, and they get better each time. After a while I can feel them all the way in my spine. Once I stopped using my hands it made a hell of difference! Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.
- What do you use, R28?
- Still interested in where you met this guy.
- This never happened.
- I feel sorry for men. I can cum 10 times in a row one right after the other.
It's great to be a woman.
- R32
It's great to be a woman... except for the disgusting fact that your genitals smell like fish.
- Just a little friction r29, I lay on my stomach and grind lightly on the mattress. Its also something different if your guy (or Skype viewer lol) is a freak and likes to watch you get off by yourself ;)
- R33, it's no use being jealous that the smell of fish attracts way more men than the smell of shit ever will.
- R35
Ha. In what world? Cracks can be cleaned it's been proven, no matter how hard you scrub, the fish smell can never be removed from you pussay.
- R36, for the sake of argument, let's say your ridiculous statement is right. I can still get WAY, WAY, more men than you.
I get women too.
Who wouldn't rather eat fish than shit.
- Girls, girls, you're both pretty!
- R34 has slipcovers on her sofas for a reason...
- Only three times?
- R37
That isn't much of an argument considering... I have no interest in getting women.
If I wanted that smell, I'd go sniff the trash can three days after I've thrown out some salmon.
- The part about women wasn't an argument, I just threw it in cause I love em.
The part about men is true, and that kills you.
- R42
Yes.. it's "killing me..."
I'm just dying over how you get off trying to feel superior that you have a dirty vagina that can get so many men and women... and.yet.you're.spending.so.much.time.here.
- [quote] Yes.. it's "killing me..."
I know.
Turn that frown upside down, silly clown!
- You'd be surprised R37!
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- [quote]Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.
Use some lube.