...all because of one guy who I met on Skype. He has the most picture-perfect, honest to God nine-inch penis that quite simply drives me up the fuckin' wall. I usually only cum once a day, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about that dick today...I have dick on the brain. I'M DICKMATIZED!!! I'M A FUCKIN' LUNATIC!!! I think I'm in love.
Nobody. Fucking. Cares.
Thanks for sharing. How did you cum? By self fellating? Pumping your erection meds enhanced wang?
Oh and when you cum once a day is that in a wet dream or do you get a young rent boy to take care of that?
I can come up to five times a day if I'm sufficiently horny. Women say their "brains were banged out" when they were screwed that good that they can't think,
He's actually a cam4 whore, isn't he? You don't just meet people on Skype.
You cared enough to post, R1.
You meet them on cam4, R4, then pay to move it to Skype.
I am new to the Skype thing...I've gotten off with a few guys, but have never paid for it! Good grief...didn't know you could do that LOL! I just meet them on camfuze.
This thread is useless pics and so is the OP.
You didn't even meet? You're not in love. You're in Internet solo lust.
I bent my wookie.
Darlin' you're a whore.
[quote]...pay to move it to Skype.
I thought Skype was free.
This thread is useless without pics.
Someone had to say it!
[quote]Darlin' you're a whore.
I can't stop laughing, r11. That's so original. Thanks for posting. You're amazing.
I come that often on a normal day. I've done 10 times in one day before.
Stupid internet porn.
Doesn't your dick kill after a couple of times R15? Mine gets fucking SORE after about twice.
More than ten in a day and things get sore. More than three or four times in an hour and things get sore.
So you just space it out a bit.
I'm jealous. Then again, if I *could* cum 10 times a day I'd never leave my house...so perhaps I'm lucky I can't.
R18, I don't get out much.
I am 90 minutes into what promises to be a 3 hour edging session.
I will report back...
I once edged for four hours.... and when I finally came, it was like I threw a rod in my cum-engine. It hurt. It didn't work. It was like a retrograde ejaculation or something.
Edging is fun, and after 30-60 minutes of it you shoot an impressive load with an impressive orgasm, but there CAN be too much of a good thing.
Won't do that again.
Why are you telling us this, OP? What does this have to do with any of us?
I masturbate a lot because I'm the only one in the world that will touch me.
We can relate, R23
I'm jacking to the The Vienna Philharmonic and Strauss. It wouldn't be New Year's without Strauss. I like the change in tempo.
I used to cum 2-3 times a day. Often I would cum 4-5 if I was horny enough. But then I'd usually have a day or two off then back to 2-3 a day. Now I cum about once a week. I haven't cum twice with a guy in a long time. Wish I could!
The most Ive ever had was eight orgasms in one day. I can usually get four really comfortably if I have nothing else to do during the day, and they get better each time. After a while I can feel them all the way in my spine. Once I stopped using my hands it made a hell of difference! Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.
What do you use, R28?
Still interested in where you met this guy.
This never happened.
I feel sorry for men. I can cum 10 times in a row one right after the other.
It's great to be a woman.
It's great to be a woman... except for the disgusting fact that your genitals smell like fish.
Just a little friction r29, I lay on my stomach and grind lightly on the mattress. Its also something different if your guy (or Skype viewer lol) is a freak and likes to watch you get off by yourself ;)
R33, it's no use being jealous that the smell of fish attracts way more men than the smell of shit ever will.
Ha. In what world? Cracks can be cleaned it's been proven, no matter how hard you scrub, the fish smell can never be removed from you pussay.
R36, for the sake of argument, let's say your ridiculous statement is right. I can still get WAY, WAY, more men than you.
I get women too.
Who wouldn't rather eat fish than shit.
Girls, girls, you're both pretty!
R34 has slipcovers on her sofas for a reason...
Only three times?
That isn't much of an argument considering... I have no interest in getting women.
If I wanted that smell, I'd go sniff the trash can three days after I've thrown out some salmon.
The part about women wasn't an argument, I just threw it in cause I love em.
The part about men is true, and that kills you.
Yes.. it's "killing me..."
I'm just dying over how you get off trying to feel superior that you have a dirty vagina that can get so many men and women... and.yet.you're.spending.so.much.time.here.
[quote] Yes.. it's "killing me..."
Turn that frown upside down, silly clown!
You'd be surprised R37!
[quote]Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.
Use some lube.