- I'm not going to put my mouth on any man's shit-hole. Have you never heard of E-coli, shingella, and a plethora of other pathogens that you can spread or catch if you simply don't wash you hands well after going to the bathroom?
- R1 is fused to his mother's couch.
- OK then, don't do it. Settled.
- Zac Efron. Yes, please.
- Nipsy Russel!!!!
- R1, I doubt celebrities shit, anyway.
- Rufus Wainwright. Over and over and over..
- Ben Whishaw.
Or Cillian Murphy.
- I like your taste in men, R8.
- Matt Damon - still sweet stuff
- Bump for David Giuntoli! And when i am done, send in Taylor Lautner
- I agree with Zac Efron, closely followed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
- R1 - I'm with you, mate. Rimming is some nasty business.
- Ed Asner after he judged a chili dog contest.
- Tom Welling. Totally Tom Welling!! Gorgeous!
- Andrew Garfield
- this guy on taco tuesday
- Nick Jonas. Hate his so-called music, love his ass.
- [quote]Rufus Wainwright. Over and over and over..
I agree, and how!
- Rufus has lily-white fragrant feet, with long elongated toes..
- Like the OP David Giuntoli. Have never found any good pics of his body or ass.......His pretty face is enough I guess............
- [quote]Have you never heard of E-coli, shingella, and a plethora of other pathogens that you can spread or catch if you simply don't wash you hands well after going to the bathroom?
Yes, we know the risks, schoolmarm. Many of us have rimmed most of our lives and never caught anything. There's risk involved in anything. There's risk involved in driving a car, yet do you take it upon yourself to scold people who drive? You are annoying. If it isn't for you then skip the thread no need to be an overbearing hall monitor. It's not wanted or appreciated.
- R22, he did a G-string dance on ROAD RULES. I think that's the closest he's gotten to a nude scene. At least you can see crack.
- And another:
- For some reason, the first pic at R24 didn't show up.
- Bradley Cooper
- Penn Badgely
- Ryan Gosling, Gale Harold and Randy Harrison.
- Eric Bana, Jason Kennedy, Ryan Serhant, Adam Levine, Marc Consuelos, Jared Leto,
- Robert Conrad in 1968
- Gene Kelly circa 1953
- Perry King and/or Joe Penny in 1981
- Lee Majors in the 70s
- Chris Evans aka Captain America
- John Amos
- Colin Farrell
- Ron Ely dressed as Tarzan. Hell, any of the guys who have ever played Tarzan!
- Arnold Schwazzenegger
- Dermot Malroney back in the day
- Jude Law while he was filming The Talented Mr. Ripley.
- Aaron Taylor-Johnson. His ass in Savages is perfection.
- I don't care to eat his ass but I would so sit on the face of Tom Selleck. Someone needs to start a thread on whose celebrity face do you want to plunk your hole down on?
- Bonnie Franklin
- Jason Bateman
- Oh wow...any ass, well let me see.
- Giardia, hep, warts, yeah, maybe, R47.
But not AIDS, unless your tongue is a Cuisinart blade.
Think a little, huh?
- Dominic Monaghan.
- Steve Amell
- Is it any wonder about why most homosexuals refuse to be identified with the "gay" movement? Like I would want the whole world to put me in the category with people who have no concept of civilized sanitary behavior. AIDS might not be transmitted in that manner, but the list of diseases which are transitted by that behavior is so long that nobody could list all of them, and I could not spell most of them. It may be their own personal business if someone wants to expose their health and life to disease, but they spread their germs and diseases all around every place they go. They work in food production and food service industries, and in addition to making people sick, millions of dollars worth of food is destroyed everytime someone who does not care about sanitary food contaminates and causes an outbreak of food-borne illness.
- Damn, MARY at R51 --
Why the fuck are you on this board anyway?
Put on your wimple and get to mass.
- [quote]Adam Levine
LOL! What ass? That guy's ass is as flat as a pancake:
- Rafa Nadal
- R51 here, and OK R52, I will tell you why I am on this board anyway. I am one of the "celebrities" that you asshole-sucking career saboteurs are always talking about, and trying to force out of your so-called "closet" and force into being a part of your so-called "gay" movement. And let me take this opportunity to tell you that it will never happen. I shall live my life, then I shall die, but never will I be "gay". Even if it would not be detrimental to my career, I would never associate myself with the sexual practices of you people who have no regard for your own health, much less the health and well-being of others.
- Colton Haynes!
- R52, even if you are speaking truth, you do not explain what you are doing on this board.
If you have so much contempt for gay people and the gay movement, get the fuck off this board and go live your life in the shadows of your shame, your isolation, and your self-hatred.
- Fudgie the Whale
- OK, fair enough R57. You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. Just keep my name out of your filthy disease ridden mouths, and off of this website, and you won't be bothered with me on this website. I did explain what I am doing on this board. I am looking at the filth and lies that you filthy liars are writing about me.
- Obviously I meant to address R51.
R52 / R57
- I'm in love with Moritz Bleibtreu, but I don't want to eat out his ass. I just want him to fuck me with his huge, thick cock.
- R55 = Lady Ann
- Olympic Fencer Tim Morehouse. I would spend days in there.
- ROTFLMAO at [R55] and [R59]
I will give you the drama queen award hands down.
Worth a second look, better book mark it, better yet download it. I would pay for some of that. Head first for me.
- How is olympic fencer a male celebrity?
If you want to munch a hot sportsman ass, here's the best option:
- r65, well, Morehouse's recent wedding was covered by US and the NY Times. And he has his own line of shoes.
- R66, wedding? He's married? To a woman? Sigh... I hope his wife has a large strap-on collection though. Such ass just can't be wasted!
- I know, r67. It's tragic.
- Who is that at r65?
- r69, retired American skater Chad Hedrick. That photo was taken few years ago. I hope his retirement didn't affect that magnificient ass.
- Ashton, I'm ashamed to say.
- Why Ashton and why ashamed R71? Ashton is beautiful.
- Zac Ephron
- Jesse Metcalf
- I forgot about Chad Hedrick..I'd bust at least 20 nuts in his ass a day. At least.
- [quote]You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. Just keep my name out of your filthy disease ridden mouths, and off of this website,
You're going to have to tell us who you are, in order for us to do that. And besides, it's a gossip board, we gossip. You wanted celebrity, you got it, and it's pretty clear how you got into the field. By eating ripe, stinky, mottled grey, stringy-haired director ass, bitch.
- I know, he makes DL icons Sydney Crosby and Anthony Recker's butts look "flat".
- Prince Harry
- R59= Luke Evans
- Chad Hedrick's ass rivals that of Anthony Recker. Thanks, R65.
- [quote]Rimming is most commonly practiced between homosexual males, [bold]but a growing number of straight people enjoy it as well.[/bold]
[quote]the risks are mitigated by simple thorough washing with soap and water, and virtually eliminated when the use of a dental dam is applied. When combined with standard courses of hepatitis vaccinations, [italic][bold]rimming is usually regarded as a low-risk sexual activity[/bold][/italic]
- James Scott
- Eric Mabius
- I had no idea Zac Efron was in such high demand here!
Wilmer Valderrama has always been a fantasy of mine, although IRL Id probably catch a number of diseases.
Will Smith is the #1 for me though, I would eat his brown hole until the cows came home.
- [quote]until the cows came home.
You are a match made in heaven. You could eat him out while he spewed his famous tired cliches and one liners at you.
- R55 is John Travolta.
- Henry Cavill
- R86, one of John's massage therapists came forward and said that John expected him to eat his ass. So clearly R55 is NOT John.
- Even today, I would fight R87 for Kevin Costner
- [R55] is Jeremy Renner
- Well, he just seems like such a douchebag...but he is hot.
- R91, but she looks like a woman now. I don't want to eat a female ass.
- Agree R19. Don't really like anything about the Jonas brothers but their asses things of beauty.
I would go to town on Nick's.
- Also Scott Caan circa Varsity Blues helped me realize I was gay, good lord.
- R92, in what ways does Ashton look like a woman?
- John Krasinki
- Tom Hardy
- I don't give a damn if his grandmother hasn't heard of Tim Moorehouse. I'm with R63, I'd eat that ass and leave nothing but the rind.
- Nick Jonas' butt doesn't look like that anymore. So his usefulness to the world has expired.
- R51 needs to go away. Homophobia, sexual puritanism and OCD-germ-nutziness are the trifecta of scootworthiness. And of course it is oblivious to the immoral insults it flings.
- R86 has scared Revolta away!
- It's not big and luscious, but I'll take Logan Lerman's semi-virginal ass.
- Hell yeah, and amen! to R94
- ummm, Kevin James
- Larry David
- Matt Lanter
- Larry Kramer
- LOL R76
- Jonathan Penner back in the day.
- I'll be waiting face down ass up.
- Nathan Fillion after seeing his ass photo on another thread. Good Lord! Who knew?
- Henning Baum. Google it.
- Now this is exactly the type of item male celebs need to offer at a charity auction to raise the big bucks!
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- Father O'Rourke at Our Lady of Refuge parish.
- Hope you get Candy on one of her mexican food binges. She can have a sloppy ass
- [quote]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
I cant decide whether I want to eat his ass or if I want to plunk my hole down on his face. Perhaps both can be arranged!
- In their prime and/or whilst alive; John Erik Hexum, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant and Robert Conrad, Tom Selleck, John Davidson, any Tarzan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Henry Winkler, Lyle Waggoner and.perhaps Gene Kelly, Lee Majors....but they all need to be washed wish hot water and soap then freshly shaved.
- Chris Evans in his Captain America outfit.
- Don't judge me, but I wanna lick Joey Lawrence's buttocks. I've wanted his bubbles ever since I saw him on DWTS.
- Joey Lawrence is so hot! Not traditionally handsome but looks so sweet and those butt cheeks do look yummy.
- Joey is hawt but a bit roided up these days. Love him with those gorgeous locks...
- Ezra Miller. Not sure if anyone knows who he is though. But the things I'd do to him (especially his ass) would probably be considered illegal.
- Wainwright is homely, pukey faced and not talented.
- Joey Lawrence used to have a great bubble ass but he used to think it was too big, so he actively worked on reducing its size. In contrast, he worked out his upper body intensely, so while he used to have great pecs before, now they look roided. His ass on Dancing with the Stars was a shadow of its former greatness.
- Let's kill this obnoxious thread that diminishes all of us.
- huge dick, too.
- Jack Davenport
- This is why they hate us.
- You are why we hate you, R129.
- Dear World,
Only a tiny slice of the gay world is like the people posting on this thread. They are young, juvenile, delight in shocking people and it is a sure bet half of them have sexual criminal histories which force them to introduce themselves to their neighbors and not live by schools.
- R131 is a judgmental priss who doesn't know what he's talking about (and it seriously missing out).
- [quote]Dear World, Only a tiny slice of the gay world is like the people posting on this thread. They are young, juvenile, delight in shocking people and it is a sure bet half of them have sexual criminal histories which force them to introduce themselves to their neighbors and not live by schools.
Oh, shut it, Mary.
Your internalized homophobia and self-loathing are tiresome.
I bet you feel ashamed after you touch yourself.
- Does R131 not think straights have sexual fantasies as well? Or that straights don't rim a butt? It may not be as identifiable with straights, but give me a break. Sex is sex. Maybe R131 can start a knitting club in his neighborhood and be all comfy in his environment.
Now back to the topic.....Colin Firth's ass would be nice to sample.
- After all these years, it's still Ryan Phillipe.
- Mark Steines
- Zachary Levi
- Kellan Lutz
- Tom Hiddleston
- Luke Macfarlane
- Cristiano Ronaldo
- R13 that's a nicely trimmed bush
- All the members of One Direction
- James Brolin, snatchurally.
- Hunter Parrish
- Davey Wavey (if he counts as a celebrity)
- Adam Levine
- Ty Burrell
- Cliff Lee
- Josh Hartnett
- David Giuntoli
- Giuntoli's asshole would be heaven to eat. Hairy and tight. He'd get a finger fuck as a bonus. In and out, in and out
- Christ. Since when is anilingus considered a fringe activity? What kind of sex-aversive, crippled little unwanted twerps is clogging up the gay scene, while proclaiming itself as mainstream?
I know it's an old thread (Aren't they all?) but I missed it the first two times around.
Amazing. No wonder people under 40 all look like bloated fetuses smelling of their mothers' sour milk.
- Aaron Paul. Just saw his ass on an old ep of Big Love...mmmmmm
- I have to say Nick Jonas!
- Marco Dapper......until the cows come home
- Tom Welling
- Chris Meloni end of thread
- Channing Tatum
- Matt Damon Justin Bieber Rob Kardashian
- Louie Anderson
- John Goodman.
"I'll show you the life of the mind! I will show you the life of the mind!"
- I will never stick my tongue in a hole where shit/feces/poop lives until it slides out of said hole. You realize this is the same place where people 'shart', yes? Instead of testing ass, you might as well eat a hot, steaming turd.
- There are plenty of jackasses on this thread.
- *eating ass, not testing. So sorry.
- David Gandy
- Which celebrities have bubble butts?
- The Pillsbury Doughboy - at least it's edible and I won't get parasites.
- But you'll get fat R169!
- R169, hot piece of ass!
- I know r162 is a fake, but that is some HOT shit.
- Gymnast Danell Leyva
- James Wolk's ass
Kyle Chandler's ass
Brett Dalton's ass
- Adam Champ's
- Paul Mantee in his young 'Robinson Crusoe on Mars' days.
- Logan Lerman ass, which I then seed and felch.
- Michael Angarano
- r172 I agree about the pic, but oh if it wasn't. I'd pay good money for a weekend with John Goodman, dressed as is.
- Dwayne Johnson
- Tom Brady - why should Giselle have all the fun!
- No one. I don't eat where people shit and fart. Would you let a guy take a big dump in your mouth? Yes. Yes you would.
- Clean is essential. Would you suck where someone has pissed?
- The one with bearer bonds up their ass, sealed in plastic.
- John hamm's furry hams
- Tom Hopper
- Danny DeVito
- The Tom Hopper bum from Tormented...I just want to tongue lash lash that blond fur covered hole...
- The Artist Formerly Known as Booty-licious!!!
- Chris Meloni - I've had a crush on him since the late 80's, and he's got a gorgeous ass.
- Larry King - he probably shit's chocolate covered moth balls.
- joel mchale
- should be
- Matt Bomer
- R189, Tom Hopper is indeed adorable.