For fuck's sake OP, could you at least try to write that headline in English?
From the comments at the link:
[quote]“briefly dated” is an understatement. one of my good friends is friends with him and he said that he had a one nite stand with this chick and she ended up knocked up. sounds like a GREAT guy.
He might be a great guy, but someone needs to tell him about condoms.
I hope Anchor Baby becomes a new DL character.
I should have just read the thread instead of first spending five minutes trying to figure out why we cared about James Marsden's father's new baby.
And what that baby is anchoring, R5.
The comments at the link are right. It's so sleazy that he was barely split from his wife and he goes out and has sex with a woman he just met that night and knocks her up.
It seems like something that happens a lot, R7. Newly single man goes to a bar, has a few too many drinks, picks up girl who either says she's on birth control or they're both too drunk to care.
James first wife in a very dramatic scene from Days of our Lives
Start at the 1 Minute mark
I did try r1...I just didn't succeed.
P.S. Don't sweat the small stuff. You'll live longer.
A $2 condom could have saved him what is likely to be $1m.
OP, are you that much of an idiot? All you had to do was put "anchor baby" in quotes, omit the apostrophe "s" after Marsden, and leave out the apostrophe in fathers.
And you would have gotten this:
James Marsden fathers "anchor baby" for model.
Not that hard. Really.
R12, I assumed "anchor" was supposed to be "another," but I could be mistaken.
r13 OP mangled the English language so badly. OP did intend to use "anchor" because the baby mama is from Brazil.
Will the boy be circumcised?
The baby could very well turn out to be a knockout - Brazilian mom/James Marsden dad, those lips and cheekbones with some Latin thrown into the mix.
I'd make a baby with James. If only biology wasn't such a stickler.
OP, you need to be shot for this headline. Where you posting from an iphone?
"Where" you, r18?
They were on a break!
Why would anyone care what James Marsden's father did?
You see r19, thats why Im not even a grammar troll!
Why not, R23?
Because these are civilized people not barbarians.
That baby has the opportunity to be fucking gorgeous. I wish him all the best in the genetic lottery.
That is not an answer, R25. James is presumably cut, and there's a likelihood he will want his son to be.
Wow, who knew two harmless little apostrophes could cause so much havoc in a sentence?
I could give a fuck about Marsden. The ridiculous headline is worthy of severe ass kicking though.
Is he into boats? Is that why he's got a anchor baby?
R27. The mother is from Brazil where intact males are the norm.
OP is a moron.
But that is not the norm in America, R31, and Marsden is probably cut.
OP apparently got some apostrophes for Christmas. Unfortunately, he misplaced the owner's manual.