still very much doable and a very nice guy!!!
Charlie Sheen may be richer but Jason is cleaner and not lezzie or herpe like Justine!
Jason Bateman had one of the biggest career revivals in recent memory. He was almost unemployable before "Arrested Development" gave him a second chance, and then he went on to movies. He's had an incredible resurgence.
Love him. He's sexy looking. Has a great voice and is right up there with Bea Arthur for being able to deliver a great deadpan face.
Emma Watson looks like she could be Justine Batemans daughter or younger sister. They have the same eyes and nose and weird lisp speech.
No barrel chest! He went nearly full frontal on film recently:
When he was on [italic]Little House,[/italic] he was as nelly as Danny Pintauro.
The DREADFUL "Teen Wolf Too" was on last night. He just couldn't replace MJF. Not only that, but everything about the movie was crap. The script, direction, special effects... It's worse than "Showgirls".
Speaking of DILFs, any good DILF Tumblr sites???
Who cares r42, the first movie wasn't exactly high art either.
Does anyone else remember his first sitcom "It's Your Move" in 1984? It only lasted one season, but I liked it. Had a weird plot, as I remember something like Jason was this mischievous teenage boy who was always causing problems for a bachelor in his 30s, living in the same apartment building. The bachelor was played by Steve the neighbor guy in Married With Children. You could tell Jason was more than a cute tv kid, he had legitimate comic talent. I wasn't surprised to see him immediately bounce back with Valerie.
The first time I noticed him as an adult man was in Sweetest Thing in 2002. He had a beard and I didn't recognize him at first, but thought he was smokin' hot. Shortly after Arrested Development made me a fan again.
He cuts in line at the Apple store. Hope his career dies.
All the episodes of "It's Your Move" can be found on youtube. In case your still wondering what happened to the Dregs of Humanity.
Who watches crappy quality videos on YouTube. God people have SOME dignity.
His Crohns disease leaves him smelling like something on the bottom of a shoe. He cuts in line at the Apple store because he knows he's going to spray a bloody shit in five minutes.
I would eat out his ass for days and days and days.
I'm with r35 - so f-ing hot now. Mmmmm
[He went nearly full frontal on film recently:]
Seems like he would be really fun and kinky in bed.
I've "loved" him since grade school.
JB's comic timing was evident in Silver Spoons back in '82. He was supposed to be a supporting character, yet it became clear that Ricky Schroder's sidekick was more talented than Schroder himself. It was widely reported at the time that Ricky's agent/mother had Bateman removed from the show because she realized that he was upstaging her son.
"It's Your Move" was a great vehicle to show Bateman's raw talent. I never understood how it died to quickly.
One year later, Bateman bounced back quickly with Valerie Harper's show. The only reason that show ended was Harper's departure after getting into a fight with producers over money.
Even though we didn't see JB for years, I love that his talent has allowed him a comeback. In fact, he's more famous now than he was as a kid. He was great in Juno...and Arrested Development has a cult following.
In contract, the less-talented Schroder has never seen the career highs of his childhood. While I enjoyed his performances, his talent simply wasn't strong enough to carry him when his good looks didn't convey into adulthood.
(Before anyone starts to feel sorry for Schroder, he appears happy...married for 20 years...lots of kids...a ranch in the hills above Los Angeles...and still involved in the industry as a producer/director of smaller projects.)
R35 Ha! I couldn't agree more.
His comedic timing is impeccable. The perfect straight man. And he's still hot as fuck.
Another one here who never paid much attention to him, but something happened once he hit his 40s and now I find him incredibly hot as a middle-aged man.
Hey [R1], off topic, but what's a BDF? Beer Drinking Friend? Broke Dick Faggot? Inquiring minds want to know.
Big Dick Face
He's cute and it's nice to see a career that was in the shitter rise from the ashes, but he needs to quit trying to project an image of boyish charm. He's an aging adult male.
One or both of the Bateman's parents is British (the mother for sure), so that might account for the resemblance with Emma Watson.
What movie is the nude scene from? He was shirtless on a series of EW covers a summer or so ago. Handsome, but middle-aged bodies all look like golfers. You can see that he was sexy-hot when younger.
He has that smirky, naughty, sly grin and gleam in his eye - that's still sexy.
Aging much better than Michael Cera.
Mediocre talent. Between him and Paul Rudd, I don't know which one is worse.
Had a major crush on Jason as a kid when he was on Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family, and of course Danny Ponce and Jeremy Licht (to a lesser degree).
He's adorable, sexy, and very talented.
I'd hit it.
Loved him in Horrible Bosses
Same as R2. I loved "It's Your Move", and developed an instant crush on him (again, I'm around the same age, give or take a year or two I think).
I've always liked him. In everything he's ever been in. I think he's adorable.
Total crush material.