Ha. That's the same paper that referred to my home town of Bellows Falls as Fellows Balls. I wish I had kept it.
There is a columnist in the Asheville NC paper who aspires to a Pulitzer. She recently opened a column describing a morn when the "sun shone as if polished by lemon Pledge".
MARY!
They do it on purpose. Its kind of an "in" joke amongst the locals.
