How come you spell your name Trimbell but everyone except Ethel calls you Trumbell?
Can you babysit for Little Ricky on Friday night? I have to infiltrate the chorus girl at the Tropicana and so I can perform in the show.
When Fred and Ethel moved to Connecticut to live in the guest house and raise chickens, how come your sister got to move in and manage the apartment building and not you? You seemed like a pretty hip old lady. I am sure you could have done the job without any problems.
In the episode where your nephew Joe came to fix the washing machine that the Ricardos had given the Mertzes, can you attest to the runor that there were scenes shot of Joe eating out Ethel's long-ignored pussy that were eventually left on the cutting room floor?
How many abortions, errr procedures, did Ethel have during the time that you knew her?
We had a thread about Ethel's various procedures on DL about a year ago. Can you attest to the facts that were described here?
Admit it. When the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Europe, and you were left to watch the building and Mrs. McGillicuddy stayed to watch Little Ricky, the two of you were bumping pussies. We all know it. Just own up to it, dear.
Shouldn't you be busy doing something else? Like, say BEING DEAD?
In the episode where Lucy goes on the hunting trip with Ricky, Ethel is forced to come along. Fred took care of Little Ricky? I mean, I can't see Fred changing a dirty diaper. So did you and Fred have a good ole time when Ethel was out of town?
He's fine. He sends his love.
Did little Ricky wet the bed?
Ethel look what happened to your washing machine.
Did Lucy pay you anything for watching little Ricky? If not you should have put acid in her Loving Care.
Did you go to Connecticut to babysit little Ricky?
No, I do not participate in wackiness
Oh no dear, I excel in child rearing not bookkeeping. Why if Mrs Ricardo had more than one child, I couldn't be sure I was watching them all. I am no good at counting.
But I count my blessings every day.
In my day only horrid women murdered their children and we stoned them and we were right.
Since Ethel lived she could not have done that sin against the children of our Lord.
Sorry the Mertzes had a strict no pets clause. We would not have played with pussy cats.
Why are you assuming Fred took care of Little Ricky. I am quite sure, Ethel took the little shaver with her.
Of course not. He was a good baby. He did have wet dreams when he grew up, till his father spanked that nasty habit out of him.
For taking care of one of God's most beautiful and talented children? She offered, but the mere joy of a baby is pay enough.
Yes, I did. And I had some of the most lovely fresh country eggs, that Fred and Ethel helped farm.
When are you going to return my Mix Master?
Who is a better person to babysit for?
Carolyn Appleby or me?
Did it disturb you when Lucy, Ricky and the Tropicana orchestra performed "El Break-O the Lease-O" in the Ricardo apartment?