Ew. Kill it with fire...fucking Jesus freak. He's also the shittiest football player EVER.
Looks like he has a bit of a belly.
He reminds me of my Albanian super.
He's on perfect blowjob position.
What type of shorts is he wearing? It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.
I'll just bet that couch (and the room) smells of all kinds of musky manliness.
I'm a female and this is my take on Tebow -
This is a guy who was starting quarterback at the University of Florida. That means he had scorching hot Florida chicks literally throwing themselves at him DAILY - the kind of women most straight guys would give their right nut for one night with.
I don't care how Xtian you are, I simply can't fathom a normal, virile straight guy turning that down unless - for some reason - it was easy for him.
He's like the pro football version of Clay Aiken. I fully expect to see a National Enquirer headline someday about his hookup with a rentboy.
I want Tim Tebow in the worse way!
interesting take on it, R8. he's either gay or his PR team has done a good job at hiding all the sluts he's banged.
[quote]What type of shorts is he wearing? It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.
I'm sure he has had many lawyers kneeling between his shorts.
The epitome of tard face.
Definitely tubbing out. We can obviously see that butt is nowhere near the couch.
Who will tend to his warm, moist, large and inviting anus?
I will, R15!
Love him. Look at those huge thighs.
treasure trail leading to his his hairy bush and thick cock with a trail right to his hairy hole
[quote] don't care how Xtian you are, I simply can't fathom a normal, virile straight guy turning that down unless - for some reason - it was easy for him.
That's very well said, R8.
Also, he is hot a hell in that pic.
Fat by the time he's 40.
fat legs - you know he's all pimply.
He has that just-farted look about him in that pic.
It looks like a Sean Cody set-up. Who would be the top, Timmy or that other guy on the couch?
That photo is dated.
I didn't think he was gay until I saw an ESPN documentary on his preparation for the NFL draft. He was very awkward and always eye-fucking the camera and rubbing his body. I remember a scene on a private plane when started to spontaneously do push ups for the camera.
Y'all just don't understand his brand of religion, but I grew up in it. If he was heterosexual, he would have had sex with all the cheerleaders and pep-girls that throw the pussy at football players, but he would get "forgiven" and start fresh with "new beginnings" everyday. Instead of his testimony about being a virgin, he would be giving his testimony about how he is a long way from perfect, but he is "forgiven". I don't know for sure if he is homosexual, but I believe that he probably is so, because his over-bearing, controlling, smothering mother made him homosexual. I don't buy the doctrine of "born gay" that y'all teach. If she didn't make him a homosexual, she certainly made him the worst mama's boy that I've ever heard of. He is hiding his sexuality to please his mother, whether his attraction is toward male or female.
TT is gross, and i'm not going to dignify r25's trolling with a defense, so yup- his mama done made him gay.
WTF, R25? It's 2012, almost 2013. You do know that, right? There are also books and studies and stuff that kin teach yer kind about the fact that overbearing mothers don't turn kids gay. Either you are or you're not, or you're somewhere in between. It's not black or white, but one thing is for sure - you're not 'made' anything, you just are. And at some point, you hopefully figure it out.
You really ought to get out from under your rock once in awhile.
[quote] I don't buy the doctrine of "born gay"
But you do buy the the doctrine of "born straight."
His bulge is mouthwatering. Can just imagine how muskily hairy that crotch is. Sweet heaven.
Can somebody please engorge that photo so we can have a closer look?
"That photo is dated."
You ain't kidding. I swear to Christ my grandmother owned the very same couch.
There's not a self-respecting gay man in the world who would sit on a sofa like that.
It's an a family affair
Well, his relationship with his mother is weird. I think I read one time that she left her husband at home and went to college with the boy.
He is hot. I love his little hairy tummy.
R32 - I think it's a hotel room, so gay or straight, you'd be sitting on that sofa.
You must be really desperate to think that Tim Tebow is sexy.
Is Eli Manning
Love that picture. It is probably from last spring, which would explain the belly. The Jets wanted him to bulk up, which is a bit hard to do for a guy of his size without adding some fat, at least initially. By all accounts, he met the goal of 250 pounds (even though the Jets still list him at his playing weight from last year, 236). In pictures from later in the summer he looks beefy and bulky – and certainly not ripped – but he doesn’t look fat. Chances are, if he gets traded to Jacksonville, they will want him to slim back down some.
To me, a little tummy on a guy that big and strong (his bench press is around 480 pounds) is hot as hell and very sexy.
I want him now. I don’t care if he is fat by the time he is 40 – that is for his husbear to worry about.
And, it looks like he is wearing a pair of compression shorts under a pair of basketball shorts.
He sure knows how to spread those legs - WIDE.
All he needs is a good top to lift them up and plow his hole. And I'm sure that happened after the photographers left.
The pic looks like he's ready for his weekly gang bang where he's the cum bucket for some random horny guys who got the address from the graffiti scribblings in public toilet stalls all over town.
Welcome to his snackatarium.
I've met TT - one of the nicest guys you could meet. I didn't have a long conversation, but my gaydar pinged the entire time.
Gay, gay, and gay.
So basically he is a closet case for religious reasons, R43?
He looks like a plough horse next to a thoroughbred and will not age well.
I'll bet that he's a closet case because his mother is a control freak.
"One of the nicest guys you could meet", except for his support of Focus on the Family.
The whole family seems very involved with Christian missionary work and has spent a lot of time on religious missions in the Philippines. With that background, it's obvious he can't come out.
That explains it. He is getting some of that fine Pinoy ass. Probably has one of those Pinoy house boys. Lucky guy !
Gotta say I grew up Southern Baptist and it made the closet fairly easy. I didn't have any sex til I came out as an adult, but I had the convenient excuse that "Jesus wouldn't want us to do that."
I think a lot of really religious men are gay because the ministry seems like a career where it is safe to show a lot of empathy but having all eyes on you will keep you from slipping up and sucking dick (I said it looks that way, we know it doesn't usually work out that way). Thus you get gay priests and lots of gay PK's from daddy's closeted gay genes.
Drew Brees needs to do something with his hair -- he has too much balding going on to wear it that long. OTOH, that body and ass are spectacular.
Tebow is not fat, grow up!
[quote] It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.
Is this why attorneys file briefs?
I can just imagine how awful that sofa upholstery will stank after those gross jocks wallow on it, dreadful.
The stench would smell good!
Amazing that he has so many haters because of his religion. If he was a Muslim or atheist you guys would be lining up to suck his cock. Incredible.
Heterosexual? Right, because SHE loves the dick!!!
I can hate him because of his religion and still admit he's pretty hot.
I think he looks disgusting, fundie or not. I can understand how others find him attractive but I don't. He's too "stocky" and not in any way pretty.
[quote]If he was a Muslim
No, fairy, no. No can do. No sir-ee. No ma'am. No religidiots. Period.
Atheist? Not a religion, toots.
I bet his cum is tasty and his thick cock shoots copious amounts.
Tim is big on circumcision. He helped circumcise boys in the Philippines when he was there on one of his Christian missions.
He's so sexy to me.
If he were gay, wouldn't he have also had to turn down hundreds of hot guys as well? Maybe he's really small, and embarrassed to show anyone his tiny meat.
R76, the more likely explanation is that he is abstaining from all sex, particularly gay sex, because of his family's religious beliefs
Would've killed...I mean, KILLED...to sniff that couch just after he had gotten up. I practically spontaneously cum just imagining the aroma. Fuck, what I would do to that man. Can you imagine being the lucky bastard who gets to be the first to tongue-plow that tight hairy hole and hear Tim's pent-up moans? Yummers!
Heterosexuals who hold these beliefs do not abstain from all sex, R77. They do this thing called getting married.
He has the sort of body type that will carry a lot of weight once he stops playing sports. If his diet remains the same, he will blimp once the activity stops.
R78, you seem a little obsessed with him.
R79, he is abstaining until he gets married (or until he comes out.)
I'm capable of finding loathesome guys hot. But Tebow, with his mashed in face and sort of good but not great body, just does nothing for me.
[quote] Not a religion, toots.
What's a toots? Is that like a hoots or boots or coots, like you old coot?
It's no wonder a lot of you guys don't have bfs. You've bought into the whole gym/porn ideal of what guys should look like: perfectly symmetrical faces, totally hairless bods, 6-pack abs, and 2% body fat. Anything else is not attractive to you. You do realize that these genetically gifted guys probably represent less than 1% of the male population. I'd take Tebow with his imperfect face and endomorph/mesomorph build any day over those perfect specimens you lust after.
[quote]perfectly symmetrical faces, totally hairless bods, 6-pack abs, and 2% body fat. Anything else is not attractive to you.
which is why there are no mirrors in the DL house.
He works out like a fiend and eats like a horse, which is why he looks so beefy. I suspect his inner gay boy will keep him grunting away in the gym long after he retires from the NFL. If he quits working out and keeps on eating like that, then, yeah, he'll balloon up.
R78, you made me gag. And not in a good way. Oh, well. Different strokes....
When someone writes that they find him to be sexy, I figure the writer could appear in "Planet of the Apes" as an extra and wouldn't need any makeup.
R69 is a fucking moron, getting pissed off and outraged at the fabrications he comes up with in his own little (tiny) mind.
[quote]He has the sort of body type that will carry a lot of weight once he stops playing sports. If his diet remains the same, he will blimp once the activity stops.
Anthony Recker has the same dilemma.
What do you think those shorts smelled like in the seat area?
I'll bet when he took those shorts off that night, a nice musky scent wafted up to his nose.
Im shocked that this thread has 93 replies. I guess we have a Tebowbot.
You're shocked? These queens always say that they hate/are repulsed by him, but you just KNOW they say that as they're beating off to one of his pics.
I'm enjoying Tim Tebow in his starring role as the BENCH monitor.
R90, but Recker has a much more muscular and fit body (and different body type) than Tebow, don't you think?
On a different note, I'm certainly not beating off to Tebow's images I assure you.
Recker actually fits the fit-fat descrip more than Tim. Recker's ass alone is in big-boy territory, let alone his general thickness all over. Tebow is trimmer and more defined.
In layman's terms, I'd kill for a night with either of them.
I'm not beating off to Tebow because I find all the Focus on the Family stuff repulsive, not to mention the fact that I doubt he'd know what to do with his dick if you ever broke through the programming enough to get him in the sack, but I have to admit, I have a fondness for big, beefy football players. His face is kind of unfortunate, though.
The Voice of the Night
Tebow doesn't know what to do with his dick? I'm sure he jacks it off enough to know something!
He might have a workable idea of what to do with it in his own hand, but somehow I don't know if he'd have any idea what to do with it in relation to another person.
Or perhaps he's actually a manwhore with a really good PR team.
The Voice of the Night
What VOTN said. This guy is my type but his stint as a SPOKESPERSON for a bigoted entity like Focus on the Family kills it for me.
R98, I'd only kill for Recker for that ass alone but also for his body and face. His ass may be fit fat but I've seen pics of his shirtless or near shirtless upper body, and he's very muscular, more so than Tebow in the pics on this thread.
[quote]I'm sure he jacks it off enough to know something!
As much as the liars at r97 and r99 masturbate to pics of him!
I don't know why people are bagging on Tim's physique. He is generally always muscular when I see him
I think R105 and R106's photos are from before the Jets made him bulk up.
The Voice of the Night
Has Tim ever stated his feelings one way or another about homosexuality in general? So do we know where he stands on the matter? What's his position?
R108, the closest he has come is when he acted as a commercial spokesperson for Focus on the Family. Since he acted in that capacity we can only assume that he shared their virulent anti-gay views at that time. I do not know if he has stated anything to counter it since then.
The Focus on the Family ad was mostly his mother saying that she was glad that she didn't abort him. He ran in to the shot and agreed with her.
Make of that what you will. But I suspect that was Mama Tebow's idea, and he went along with it. He is, nevertheless, still responsible for his actions and Focus on the Family is still a heinous, bigoted organization.
pull down those shorts and suck that hairy big balled huge cock
r78 = Albert Redneck
Right R110. Untile he says otherwise we can only assume he hates gays just like his Mom
r110 I suspect that Tebow is one of those Christian Conservative types who love the sinner but hate the sin. I don't see him as a rabid "death to gays" sort.
What I dislike about Tebow is turning football into his own personal revival. A lot of football players are religious (Kurt Warner for example), but Tebow used his fame to push his religion into our faces. He politicized football. The end result is that Tebow is a very polarizing figure.
Maybe he could have gotten away with it if he was a better Quarterback like Warner. He's not.
[quote] suspect that Tebow is one of those Christian Conservative types who love the sinner but hate the sin.
A politely stated hatred of gays. How nice
I know Tim and he has a bad habit of pronouncing words with the accent on the second sylabble.
For instance he say his name is
Or he wants to do the ay-NULL
Or he want you to eat his butt-TOCKS
I think I have a solution for him. I used to have a store next to a restaurant. I received traffic from the other business.
One of my customers was a deputy sheriff who came in frequently with his Pinoy wife and two adorable little boys. His wife was slim, had a short haircut and looked like a boy. She was very quiet while he was talkative. I had a hard on for him. He was always very nice to me and always purchased something for his kids at least and frequently bought other things.
One day he came into the store alone to talk. I had to close the store for an hour. Emergency you know.
Tim can marry a Pinoy beard.
If you know him, R117, then what else can you tell us? Hmmmm? Do you have a finely tuned gaydar?
I know him but when I heard him pronounce words incorrectly I left. I have no time for poor grammar.
Posters here are so full of shit. You don't like his religion so you obsess about him. Unbelievable.
His voice ruins his look for me.
Forrest Gump emphasized the last syllable of all his words as well.
smell his ball and ass manmusk
He looked good back when he was trim, clean, and defined - R106 shows that. Now, with the extra weight and whisker stubble, he looks like a greasy, sloppy, neanderthal. His good looks are long gone.
r129 go and hijack someone else's thread. This is about Tim Tebow. I hate it when people do shit like that.
Oh, did we hurt your fan worship, R103? He's a well-hyped player who does not live up to the hype and whose religious leanings are all for the sake of publicity, especially that whole Tebow-ing. He's showing off for Jesus, something that Jesus himself was not big on.
[quote]Posters here are so full of shit. You don't like his religion so you obsess about him. Unbelievable.
Tebow being one of the most prominent gay men in sports probably has something to do with it, too.
I know a guy who had Tim's body type in his 20's, and by 35, he was a fat slob.
I predict Tim will be as well the minute he stops working out.
Hot guy, R129.
R133, fit-fats usually turn to fat, but they are damned hot when they are in the zone.
I want to lick his hairy smelly hole for hours.
[quote]fit-fats usually turn to fat, but they are damned hot when they are in the zone.
Maybe the reason why he never fucked a woman or a man is because there is something seriously wrong with his genitals, something so odd and embarrassing he doesn't let anyone come near his special area
But if there was anything wrong with his genitals, we would see it in his appearance.
He could be a Ken doll down there and I would still be all over him.
I want to eat out his hairy man CUNT.
Maybe he's a FTM trannie.
R143, that leads to interesting question. If a man like Tim Tebow had a pussy, would you still fuck him?
I would SO like to pull those shorts off and bury my head between his legs.
He's 'tard hot. SO 'tard hot!!!
So would I, r145. SO. WOULD. I. And posters who claim that he's hideous would do exactly the same thing if give the opportunity, and they know it.
It was probably Urban Meyer taking the photos. After ND loses, UM will have the only undefeated team this year. "It's jut not fair," he says.
[quote]And posters who claim that he's hideous would do exactly the same thing if give the opportunity, and they know it.
Exactly! Eating the hairy, unwashed virgin ass of a Neanderthal mama's boy is every gay man's desire.
I'm gay and I so want his unwashed virgin hole!!!
His beliefs and his doctrinaire outlook are intolerable. Otherwise, the man is beautiful.
R9.....the worst way I can think of is standing up on a hammock!
Scat lover, why don't you go back to watching Efron dance around in his skid marked undies
I wonder if they're cum-stained?
I just want to know what the couch smelled like when he got up.
Given that it looks like a hotel couch, R154, you might want to rethink that.
I prefer a trim, clean-looking QB like Tom Brady, not this sleazy dim-bulb porker.