Jeff Glor

Why in the world is he an anchor? Only moderately good looking and a horrible reader. And that bed head. Is that supposed to be sexy? I mean, CBS employees multiple hair stylists and I turned on the morning show today and clearly no comb had touched his head. Like a frat boy who tumbled out of bed after a bender.

• I think he's a cutie. He is in NO for the Super Bowl and was dressed casually on CBS Saturday this morning. I think he looks better in a suit though.

• I love his hair! He lives on the Upper West Side. I have see him, his baby and his wife walking in the neighborhood.

• One of those mysteries of morning TV. Stiff, no sense of humor. That's a toupee, by the way- carefully styled to look tossled and windblown. As fake as his porshlin veneersh.

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• He speaks as if he has lock jaw. I don't think I've ever seen his upper and lower teeth separate when he speaks.